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Dildozer · 10-29-2002, 12:48 PM

2 nights ago my roommate and I got trashed at a bar and he was pretty disappointed not to have picked up any girl so he joined some singles hotline. I made fun of him as i've been with my girlfriend for over a year and al, and he can easily pick up women without meeting chicks on the hotline. Well last night he convinced me to go meet up with 2 chicks in Verdun, a shitty Montreal neighborhood (He didn't know it was shitty yet and i kept telling him) as i'm the only one with a car he begged me to take him there.

So i decided to say OK

So we drove down to the beautiful Verdun Ghetto and knocked on some shithole's door.
Oh my fuckin god you should've seen the FAT chicks that answered us. Like extremely fat! My roommate and i start laughingand he said let's get all the alcohol we need form then. So we went in.

The stench was unbearable and all they had was water or juice. The floor was sticky and my roommate felt like barfing. So we sat down and my old vacuum salesman instinct took over and i led the conversation saying i had an exam tomorrow, etc...

One of the fat chicks started to talk about her ex husband (she was 23!!!) and her kid. She took out pictures, we knew we were trapped.

We were subtly making fun of them and my roommate asked for my keys to go get the "beer" in my car. So he went out and i was trapped with those 2 fatasses. I told them "wtf is he doin? hold on i'll go check on him"
As soon as i cleared the door i started running like crazy to the car. Obviously the car was already running and warm. So we hopped in and bailed in a huge tire burn.

That was some funny shit, it felt like busting out of prison, freeing ourselves from the captivity of the fat ass bitches and the horrible stench.
We got home laughing, what a weird night!

Candyman69 · 10-29-2002, 01:53 PM

tahts fucking hilarious man LOL

funkmaster · 10-29-2002, 01:57 PM

... I would like to hear the chicks version of this story ...

GTS Mark · 10-29-2002, 02:00 PM

Haha good story man!

DH

Dildozer · 10-29-2002, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
... I would like to hear the chicks version of this story ...

believe me they're probably too ashamed to talk about it. My roommate and i don't look so bad, they weren't expecting guys like us that's for sure. On the other hand they were FAT and i mean fuckin obese. Call me nuts but i even told the story to my girlfriend and she laughed her ass off.

funkmaster · 10-29-2002, 04:04 PM

"Call me nuts but i even told the story to my girlfriend and she laughed her ass off."

... hahaha, now I do believe the story.

Brad Mitchell · 10-29-2002, 11:10 PM

that's some funny shit! You did the right thing by bolting man. Smooth move!

Brad

Spoonie Luv · 10-29-2002, 11:21 PM

I love a good true story. Truth is stranger than fiction.

EscortBiz · 10-30-2002, 12:42 AM

great story!

EscortBiz · 10-30-2002, 12:44 AM

brad check your ani logges maybe he called one of yours

Dildozer · 10-30-2002, 12:49 AM

Damn those chicks were something scary. My roommate's too embarassed to talk about it hahaha! I don't really care i didn't initiate it, i went there as a "chaperone" or taxi driver or whatever. hahaha what a night it was. Those chicks were cousins obviously and seriously lacked education as well. They were talking about their grandpa who's considered the local pope and has performed miracles. Man that was scary.

Oh and while the chicks were looking for their pictures, my roommate kicked their dog just for fun (that made me laugh). He didn't kick it hard, just a bit to piss it off. hahaha what a night!!!!

EscortBiz · 10-30-2002, 01:00 AM

nice just dont hurt an inocent animal please

Dildozer · 10-30-2002, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
nice just dont hurt an inocent animal please

believe me the dog wasn't hurt, just pissed off
shih-tzu breed, barking and barking and barking...

asuna · 04-10-2003, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer

believe me the dog wasn't hurt, just pissed off
shih-tzu breed, barking and barking and barking...

That's what you get for going to verdun

imJason · 04-10-2003, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna

That's what you get for going to verdun

I cant beleive you bumped this shit months later,

im sure these girls are very nice,

and Its not all fat hoes in verdun,

there is some prime pussy from verdun,

this girl is from verdun

edit, removed the picture,

girl might not want people to know where she is from,

my bad, was only up 2 seconds then I changed it,

but point is verdun chicks, not all dogs

much better than the pussy in rdp

which is 90% tranny

10-29-2002, 12:48 PM	#1
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Singles hot line 2 nights ago my roommate and I got trashed at a bar and he was pretty disappointed not to have picked up any girl so he joined some singles hotline. I made fun of him as i've been with my girlfriend for over a year and al, and he can easily pick up women without meeting chicks on the hotline. Well last night he convinced me to go meet up with 2 chicks in Verdun, a shitty Montreal neighborhood (He didn't know it was shitty yet and i kept telling him) as i'm the only one with a car he begged me to take him there. So i decided to say OK So we drove down to the beautiful Verdun Ghetto and knocked on some shithole's door. Oh my fuckin god you should've seen the FAT chicks that answered us. Like extremely fat! My roommate and i start laughingand he said let's get all the alcohol we need form then. So we went in. The stench was unbearable and all they had was water or juice. The floor was sticky and my roommate felt like barfing. So we sat down and my old vacuum salesman instinct took over and i led the conversation saying i had an exam tomorrow, etc... One of the fat chicks started to talk about her ex husband (she was 23!!!) and her kid. She took out pictures, we knew we were trapped. We were subtly making fun of them and my roommate asked for my keys to go get the "beer" in my car. So he went out and i was trapped with those 2 fatasses. I told them "wtf is he doin? hold on i'll go check on him" As soon as i cleared the door i started running like crazy to the car. Obviously the car was already running and warm. So we hopped in and bailed in a huge tire burn. That was some funny shit, it felt like busting out of prison, freeing ourselves from the captivity of the fat ass bitches and the horrible stench. We got home laughing, what a weird night! __________________ Spam link here

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10-30-2002, 12:49 AM	#11
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Damn those chicks were something scary. My roommate's too embarassed to talk about it hahaha! I don't really care i didn't initiate it, i went there as a "chaperone" or taxi driver or whatever. hahaha what a night it was. Those chicks were cousins obviously and seriously lacked education as well. They were talking about their grandpa who's considered the local pope and has performed miracles. Man that was scary. Oh and while the chicks were looking for their pictures, my roommate kicked their dog just for fun (that made me laugh). He didn't kick it hard, just a bit to piss it off. hahaha what a night!!!! __________________ Spam link here

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