For someone who is not active here you never shut up :P

Mikey my goal is to get my nick in one of yer gifs.

Jon Clark once burned 9GB onto a single layer DVD.

Actually higher goals than 95% of the GFY users, I'm surprised :upsidedow

Jon Clark doesn't use Dreamweaver; he prints out the templates and cuts them with a pair of safety scissors.

:1orglaugh Ok..

Jon Clark is such a photoshop wizard he can make GigoloShawn look hot.

Well I got him beat cause i'm not allowed to use scissors! :1orglaugh

Not even someone as skilled with photoshop as Jon Clark can do that.

I got an waaay higher PPS, what does that say between me and Klaze.... :winkwink:

Fuck, you don't need a photoshop wizard to do that. I can do that!

Do I get a cookie for being the biggest idiot on GFY?

Stop flirting on the boards, or everyone's gonna do it!

Here, Proof that you don't need a Jon Clark to take me out in public:

http://imagearmy.com/userimages/1_12...uickPicFix.JPG

Try something like this for klaze, only.. more fire:

http://webhollis.com/albums/Funny-Pics/ohno_fire.jpg

I love being the most popular of the unpopular.

Jon Clark is so good at Photoshop that he actually made people believe Michael Jackson, Tiger Woods, and Barack Hussain Obama were all black.. and were originally Cosby kids.

This is me

http://bp1.blogger.com/_eziKBwSnc_o/...;26+Eztylo.jpg

I swear!

This is my thread asshole stop ruining it with Jon Clark!!!

Jon Clark was hired once to photoshop klaze out of a thread.

He was so good that nobody even noticed.

Jon Clark doesn't even use a mouse, he has a cybernetic implant that allows him to become the computer.

milly vanilly?

Nah, that's a new raggaeton band: Blanco Ninos del Muerto Putavilla.

This thread sucks..

Jon Clark once shit all over a klaze thread just to prove he was a bigger man.

I'm gettin old

Jon Clark is GigoloShawn's daddy.

Take clayz under your wing and teach him how to become an internet superstar? You know, like that Kevin Bacon or Kevin Smith movie.. if you build it - they will come and shit all over the floor.

He should be easy to mold to your ways; his mind is empty - hell, it's a vortex of nothingless collapsing unto itself.

I made it up. Much like klaze made up his resume. The only difference is that somebody believed my lie. :thumbsup

hhmm.........

Jon Clark once hit a thread so hard that the bots settled to the bottom.

Oh, hi, fatfoo.

I never received his resume for any of the positions I have open... :winkwink:

My resume? uhhhhh hahaah OOokkk... Sorry what?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If you did, you wouldn't notice - it's an empty page.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I believe that...

Jon Clark once hired a klaze just to make him squirm.

I hear he got 15 minutes through until they had to call the paramedics, His tongue got stuck in the pencil sharpener.

The strangest part was that klaze brought it in with him.

:1orglaugh