OH LORDY LORDY... Rochard is turning ***** 40 ***** - GoFuckYourself.com

LAJ · 09-03-2008, 09:14 PM

That's right... the man you need to be locking up your daughters from... the man who has raised being a Hollywood celeb stalker to a fuckin artform... the man who I've been happy to call one of my best friends for years now...

And the man who became one of my personal heroes back at Cybernet Expo 2002 when he did this:

Is going to be 40 when he wakes up and sees this thread.

It's Rochard's turn to be climbing over the hump now... let's show this man some love, appreciation, ridicule and pity!

I guess it's either downhill from this point on or time to reinvent yourself my friend!! You are now FORTY. (holy fuck!)

Relish in it. And have a kick ass day. You deserve it!

Belinda · 09-03-2008, 09:29 PM

Oh boy! Happy Birthday!!! We need to take you to a birthday dinner or something.

fatfoo · 09-03-2008, 09:31 PM

looking good..........

rhon23 · 09-03-2008, 09:33 PM

dear sweet Rochard. Happy birthday mIster

baddog · 09-03-2008, 09:36 PM

tony286 · 09-03-2008, 09:39 PM

Damn 40 he is old. lol

avalanche · 09-03-2008, 09:41 PM

Shit, I knew I forgot something.

Mental Note.... Send in the paperwork changing his insurance to the senior plan!

Aussie Rebel · 09-03-2008, 09:49 PM

Happy 40th Birthday Roc

papill0n · 09-04-2008, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

JFK · 09-04-2008, 02:24 AM

All the best for the BIG 4 0HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Richard

SteveLightspeed · 09-04-2008, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

Is going to be 40 when he wakes up and sees this thread.

You wrote that at 9:14pm --- you think Rochard was already asleep?

Happy Birthday Richard, never thought we'd both make it to 40!

The Ghost · 09-04-2008, 02:51 AM

Happy birthday Rochard!

MOxxx · 09-04-2008, 03:08 AM

Sharky · 09-04-2008, 03:13 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCHARD!

Damn, 40? You are getting old man.. :-)

Miss Munki · 09-04-2008, 03:37 AM

Happy Birthday

oceania · 09-04-2008, 03:52 AM

forget about that you're getting old shit Rochard - you're getting better! with each passing year! hugs and kisses- 40 is FABULOUS!

Spunky · 09-04-2008, 06:25 AM

Happy birthday

Zuzana Designs · 09-04-2008, 06:28 AM

Happy B-day hun

You don't look a day over 39

tranza · 09-04-2008, 06:35 AM

Damn, he's getting old!! :P

j/k, happy birthday man!!!

pornguy · 09-04-2008, 06:38 AM

40? I would have said at least 47...

Damn...

LAJ · 09-04-2008, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

You wrote that at 9:14pm --- you think Rochard was already asleep?

Happy Birthday Richard, never thought we'd both make it to 40!

It was actually 11:14 in my neck of the woods... it was I who was going to sleep LOL. I needed to be the early bird here...

MarcWomack · 09-04-2008, 06:51 AM

Happy birthday man! You can hide under the bed I'm using to bang a couple chicks anytime you want!

Scott McD · 09-04-2008, 07:08 AM

Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!

Vegas Ken · 09-04-2008, 07:36 AM

Dude!

Hope you have an amazing birthday today!

Take care

JenniDahling · 09-04-2008, 07:40 AM

Happy Birthday baybeeeeeee!!!!!! 40 was one of my best Birthdays, hope its the same for you~xoxoxox

Nicolas · 09-04-2008, 07:46 AM

Happy BirthDay!

Zebra · 09-04-2008, 07:49 AM

Happy Birthday ya old fart! I was going to have Cindy Crawford pop out of a cake for you but she said she was avoiding sweets.

WalkerTR · 09-04-2008, 07:51 AM

Happy Birthday!

Honez · 09-04-2008, 07:52 AM

Now when you make those snide remarks about 40 year olds, you will be including yourself

Welcome to the club!! Happy Birthday!

Techie Media · 09-04-2008, 07:52 AM

Happy B-Day to a very long term old friend. Rockhard we go WAyyyyyyy back bro I'm glad you are one of the people I have known in this crazy biz. Big Congrats younster

sweetums · 09-04-2008, 08:08 AM

A very very happy bday to my terrific friend!! I hope you have a fantabulous day, honey - much happiness and good health and success to you this 40th year

Chauncy · 09-04-2008, 08:15 AM

Happy Birthday!!!!! I would usually take this as an opportunity to take a shot at you but now I would just feel like I was picking on an old guy.

B O B · 09-04-2008, 08:16 AM

Happy Birthday Rochard
Wish we were down in Mexico!!

KingNigel · 09-04-2008, 08:17 AM

Happy BDay!!

JesseD · 09-04-2008, 08:19 AM

Happy Birthday - Social Security is just around the corner!

Rochard · 09-04-2008, 08:44 AM

Thanks every one... Special thanks to LAJ.

Also special thanks to my shrink (you know who are you are), my big breasted wife, and Steve Lightspeed (for getting me in this business)......

Ice · 09-04-2008, 08:52 AM

Happy Birthday Richard

CaptainHowdy · 09-04-2008, 09:14 AM

Happy birthday

!

Nicky · 09-04-2008, 09:15 AM

Oh crap, missed this thread and made my own LOL Happy b-day anyway

corvette · 09-04-2008, 09:17 AM

Happy 40th Bday Richard

aka rocbunny

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-04-2008, 09:27 AM

Happy Birthday Sugar!! I'm sure Bunny will rock your world all week long!

RyuLion · 09-04-2008, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avalanche

Shit, I knew I forgot something.

Mental Note.... Send in the paperwork changing his insurance to the senior plan!

yeap! He should think about driving too..

kristin · 09-04-2008, 09:33 AM

Love you pumpkin and father of my first child... Happy 40th! Looking sexier than ever. ; )

Rochard · 09-04-2008, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

Love you pumpkin and father of my first child... Happy 40th! Looking sexier than ever. ; )

That's hot.....

selena · 09-04-2008, 02:07 PM

Happiest of days, hon!

LisaWP · 09-04-2008, 02:26 PM

LisaWP · 09-04-2008, 02:30 PM

HAY ROCHARD

I made you a balloon "animal"

tee hee

Khesser · 09-04-2008, 02:35 PM

Happy Birthday Rochard, hope to see you at the Atlanta Forum, I'll buy you a couple of drinks

From all of us at nationalnet

SweetT · 09-04-2008, 03:01 PM

Happy Birthday, Richard!! I beat you to 40 by almost a month, but if you are like me starting next year we are counting BACKWARDS!! ;)

--T

High Plains Drifter · 09-04-2008, 03:07 PM

Happy birthday, bro... when's the party?

09-03-2008, 09:14 PM	#1
LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	OH LORDY LORDY... Rochard is turning *** 40 * That's right... the man you need to be locking up your daughters from... the man who has raised being a Hollywood celeb stalker to a fuckin artform... the man who I've been happy to call one of my best friends for years now... And the man who became one of my personal heroes back at Cybernet Expo 2002 when he did this: Is going to be 40 when he wakes up and sees this thread. It's Rochard's turn to be climbing over the hump now... let's show this man some love, appreciation, ridicule and pity! I guess it's either downhill from this point on or time to reinvent yourself my friend!! You are now FORTY. (holy fuck!) Relish in it. And have a kick ass day. You deserve it! __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting**

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