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Cory W · 09-09-2008, 04:20 PM

Just another day in Hollywood.

Hollywood, Kiss Lounge Debacle

After Shock Media · 09-09-2008, 04:33 PM

OK Cory to far with the cripple jokes that time. You now on shit list. Perhaps having a kneecap snapped is in order.

punker barbie · 09-09-2008, 04:57 PM

so out of the 10 guys no one got any vagina?

aico · 09-09-2008, 04:58 PM

Wasn't the doorman at the Skybar rated one of the top 10 most powerful men a few years back?

Cory W · 09-09-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

OK Cory to far with the cripple jokes that time. You now on shit list. Perhaps having a kneecap snapped is in order.

haha

I thought I was going to need a body guard!

Cory W · 09-09-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

so out of the 10 guys no one got any vagina?

Is this shocking? haha

Without you, I am a lost pigeon.

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Originally Posted by aico

Wasn't the doorman at the Skybar rated one of the top 10 most powerful men a few years back?

This is true.

Ask Bradshaw! : )

The doorguy on the Sunset entrance. I have a blog coming about him also haha

Mohawk Steve · 09-09-2008, 05:09 PM

I already feeling like choking a douchebag with an ascott again!

Kudles · 09-09-2008, 05:11 PM

Super sucks thats people are stupid

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-09-2008, 05:21 PM

sounds like your night wasn't a total loss in the end, great story as usual. have airek take you down to san diego with him one weekend. girls are laid back down there and not so many gold diggers

brand0n · 09-09-2008, 05:23 PM

testing traffic to wegs tube site and numbers are looking great

Sly · 09-09-2008, 05:26 PM

I felt like I was in junior high the whole time reading that.

At least now I know why you can never find available handicapped parking in California!

klaze · 09-09-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Just another day in Hollywood.

Hollywood, Kiss Lounge Debacle

That was one of the best reads ever.

I can relate to that entire story. Try living in Toronto.. Bunch of poor shmucks from the suburbs.. Who pretend to be hot shit.. While wearing clothes from Zaras...

Bouncer's don't fucking get it.. I spend more money then 10 girls in one night.. and my girls aren't going to fuck you or anyone outside of my group so why do u care how many i'm with..

I have absolutely zero respect for bouncers/male bartenders..

I constantly smash glasses, throw shot glasses, destroy bathrooms and start fights..

Me and my friends get booted out of every where we go after dropping serious cash on bottles/tables..

Funny shit is to pass any line in T.O all it costs like 10 - 20 bucks.. THATS IT! chump change.. some times these guys try and be cool and turn me down so I offer them big dollars.. and then when they get all happy and say ok i tell them to blow me.

rhon23 · 09-09-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

sounds like your night wasn't a total loss in the end, great story as usual. have airek take you down to san diego with him one weekend. girls are laid back down there and not so many gold diggers

Hey not all the girls that live in hollywood are gold diggers!

pr0 · 09-09-2008, 07:17 PM

"sorry we don't have room for you"

means " i have a coke habit, 2 babies momma's & a wicked steroid habit, I'm going to need $500 in cash sir"

Cory W · 09-09-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klaze

That was one of the best reads ever.

I can relate to that entire story. Try living in Toronto.. Bunch of poor shmucks from the suburbs.. Who pretend to be hot shit.. While wearing clothes from Zaras...

Bouncer's don't fucking get it.. I spend more money then 10 girls in one night.. and my girls aren't going to fuck you or anyone outside of my group so why do u care how many i'm with..

I have absolutely zero respect for bouncers/male bartenders..

I constantly smash glasses, throw shot glasses, destroy bathrooms and start fights..

Me and my friends get booted out of every where we go after dropping serious cash on bottles/tables..

Funny shit is to pass any line in T.O all it costs like 10 - 20 bucks.. THATS IT! chump change.. some times these guys try and be cool and turn me down so I offer them big dollars.. and then when they get all happy and say ok i tell them to blow me.

I think this club has banned me. Apparently Dino finds himself to be a big deal LOL

Cory W · 09-09-2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23

Hey not all the girls that live in hollywood are gold diggers!

Liar!!! : )

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

"sorry we don't have room for you"

means " i have a coke habit, 2 babies momma's & a wicked steroid habit, I'm going to need $500 in cash sir"

haha

Well, he didn't want a tip. He wanted us gone. Fuck them.

pr0 · 09-09-2008, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Liar!!! : )

haha

Well, he didn't want a tip. He wanted us gone. Fuck them.

guess you didn't have short spikey hair, a gay armani skin tight t-shirt & a 16yo girl (with far too much makeup on) with ya.....thats what they look for for immediate entry......."and in this context "gay" means retarded/stupid/lame....not homosexual"

stop going to the hot new clubs they suck!....unless I'm in town, then i want the full treatment since we are doing some business....btw wanted to thank you guys for the Johnny Walker Blue Label

and i love the very gonzo style you write in....makes for loads of entertainment

Cory W · 09-09-2008, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

guess you didn't have short spikey hair, a gay armani skin tight t-shirt & a 16yo girl (with far too much makeup on) with ya.....thats what they look for for immediate entry......."and in this context "gay" means retarded/stupid/lame....not homosexual"

stop going to the hot new clubs they suck!....unless I'm in town, then i want the full treatment since we are doing some business....btw wanted to thank you guys for the Johnny Walker Blue Label

and i love the very gonzo style you write in....makes for loads of entertainment

Hey, for your traffic, I will take you out. Except Kiss Lounge! Word is I have been banned LOL

rhon23 · 09-09-2008, 07:35 PM

I do not lie! Plus I live in West Hollywood. That just makes me better than anyone else. And for the time that I have lived here I never ever go to those lame ass clubs. I stick to the hipster bars if I go out.

Birdman33 · 09-09-2008, 07:48 PM

Get a bottle. You wont be hasseled walk straight into any club. Thats the LA way to do it =)

klaze · 09-09-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Birdman33

Get a bottle. You wont be hasseled walk straight into any club. Thats the LA way to do it =)

He ordered 5 bottles. learn to read.

pr0 · 09-09-2008, 07:51 PM

i might be coming out at the end of the month for a kid rock concert....you guys should send out an envoy of weg-diplomats

& i wanna stop by to see the office etc.

wanna hook me up with a room at the Roosevelt? ; )

Cory W · 09-09-2008, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

i might be coming out at the end of the month for a kid rock concert....you guys should send out an envoy of weg-diplomats

& i wanna stop by to see the office etc.

wanna hook me up with a room at the Roosevelt? ; )

I only stay at The Roosevelt. Just wait haha

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pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	i might be coming out at the end of the month for a kid rock concert....you guys should send out an envoy of weg-diplomats & i wanna stop by to see the office etc. wanna hook me up with a room at the Roosevelt? ; ) __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)