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  • Porno Dan
    Court Jester
    • May 2003
    • 6342

    #1

    Top 10 Reasons Why I Am Happy To Have a Small Cock

    1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

    2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

    3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

    4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

    5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

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    7. Girls ask me to see it

    8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

    9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

    10. Because it?s mine
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  • leroytrolley
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    • Dec 2005
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    #2
    amen to you brother
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    • munki
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      • Dec 2004
      • 13393

      #3
      Originally posted by Porno Dan
      1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

      3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

      4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

      5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

      6. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com

      7. Girls ask me to see it

      8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

      9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

      10. Because it?s mine
      1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      2. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      3. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      4. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      5. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      6. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      7. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      8. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      9. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

      10. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

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      • CarlosTheGaucho
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        • Oct 2005
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        #4
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        • Scott McD
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          • Nov 2002
          • 67792

          #5
          Who cares if they object ? You do it anyway.


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          • PXN
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            • Jun 2008
            • 1548

            #6
            Originally posted by Porno Dan

            7. Girls ask me to see it
            Are you saying u told them u have a small cock and they ask to see it? If so, did they use a magnify glass to find it?
            Last edited by PXN; 12-29-2008, 03:03 PM.

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            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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              • Jan 2004
              • 16502

              #7
              My reason is this:

              "you can't get to england in a row boat"

              No you can't but you can in a big speed boat... but would you rather get there quickly or take the row boat and enjoy the ride?

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              • CamTraffic
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                • Feb 2008
                • 6540

                #8
                i am happy with my large cock thank you
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                • Super Negro
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 215

                  #9
                  2 more reasons

                  11. When you sit down there is no worry of injury
                  12. When you pee while taking a shit there is no worry of your cock head bobbing for poop in the toilet water

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                  • Bama
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 2727

                    #10
                    11. It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit!

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                    • bloggerz
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                      • Dec 2006
                      • 16253

                      #11
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                      • papill0n
                        Unregistered Abuser
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 15547

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Super Negro
                        12. When you pee while taking a shit there is no worry of your cock head bobbing for poop in the toilet water

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                        • Super Negro
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 215

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bama
                          11. It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit!
                          way to read the entire thread shit stain

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                          • clickyclick
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                            • Apr 2008
                            • 159

                            #14
                            Can I see your cock?

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                            • The Duck
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                              • May 2005
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                              #15
                              From what I can tell its not that small is it!
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                              • munki
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 13393

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Super Negro
                                way to read the entire thread shit stain
                                I call it as forgivable... 1 minute apart...


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                                • stickyfingerz
                                  Doin fine
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24984

                                  #17
                                  Im glad I don't need any reasons to be happy with one. lol

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                                  • Overload
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 3185

                                    #18
                                    crap ... i love it being as is ... 7.36 long at 1.85 diameter ...
                                    ok, i must admit ... it IS very hard to insert in a girls ass 8)
                                    its not always fun to be above average lol ... fuck :D
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 38323

                                      #19


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                                      • johnuno11
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                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 692

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Porno Dan
                                        1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

                                        2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

                                        3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

                                        4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

                                        5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

                                        6. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com

                                        7. Girls ask me to see it

                                        8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

                                        9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

                                        10. Because it?s mine
                                        This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.
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                                        • Super Negro
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Aug 2006
                                          • 215

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by johnuno11
                                          This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.
                                          speaking of foolish, did you know that majority of girls LOVE a guy to have a HUGE and EXPENSIVE car...not to mention they LOVE guys to have muscles that are bigger than the total size of the girl....oh, and they LOVE when guys call their muscles their GUNS and KISS THEM!!!

                                          your post shows that you have no knowledge of what girls like or dislike, only shit you think you know so you can appease yourself before walking out of a club with a drunk slut that you plan to date rape that night

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                                          • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 16502

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Super Negro
                                            way to read the entire thread shit stain
                                            Way to notice he was probably writing his reply when you posted yours, dumb nig.

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                                            • SomeCreep
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 26118

                                              #23

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                                              • Smut
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                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 654

                                                #24
                                                Good for you! You should start a club, so us Non-Members can point and laugh.

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                                                • Kard63
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                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 8944

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Super Negro
                                                  way to read the entire thread shit stain
                                                  you are a cum stain

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                                                  • HorseShit
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 17513

                                                    #26
                                                    I've never tried sticking it in their ass while they were awake

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                                                    • Donfoolio
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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 963

                                                      #27
                                                      haha funny shit tho I disagree on 5, 7, an 9. girls want to touch big ones more and girls ask to see it big more and I don't wear tight pants.
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                                                      • Cash
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                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 20825

                                                        #28
                                                        haha, you got a point, porno dan
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                                                        • Porno Dan
                                                          Court Jester
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 6342

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jdavis
                                                          I've never tried sticking it in their ass while they were awake

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                                                          • Farang
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                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                            • 11713

                                                            #30
                                                            Good for you
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                                                            • hypedough
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                                                              • Sep 2007
                                                              • 3743

                                                              #31
                                                              You have more estrogen so you're more emotional thus enjoy partaking in super homoerotic activities. Explains all the public BJs from any whore who will open her mouth.

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                                                              • Rui
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                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 9533

                                                                #32
                                                                Just how small is it (cause some of your points are borderline scary haha)?

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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • JFK
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • baddog
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 107089

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Super Negro
                                                                      way to read the entire thread shit stain
                                                                      You are a super negro? Please tell me Obama is smarter than you.

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                                                                      • dooglas
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 2068

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I feel you Dan! There is nothing you can't do with a small cock!

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                                                                        • Donfoolio
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                          • 963

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Super Negro
                                                                          speaking of foolish, did you know that majority of girls LOVE a guy to have a HUGE and EXPENSIVE car...not to mention they LOVE guys to have muscles that are bigger than the total size of the girl....oh, and they LOVE when guys call their muscles their GUNS and KISS THEM!!!

                                                                          your post shows that you have no knowledge of what girls like or dislike, only shit you think you know so you can appease yourself before walking out of a club with a drunk slut that you plan to date rape that night
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                                                                          • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • mynameisjim
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                                                                              • Aug 2007
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by johnuno11
                                                                              This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.
                                                                              Oh, I get it. You're claiming to have big cock, right?

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                                                                              • mmcfadden
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                                                                                • Oct 2008
                                                                                • 5099

                                                                                #40
                                                                                This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

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                                                                                The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

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                                                                                Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.

                                                                                He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.

                                                                                "I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor.

                                                                                "Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on American beer!"

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                                                                                • c-lo
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                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                  • 925

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Bama
                                                                                  11. It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit!
                                                                                  Or the inside of the bowl...

                                                                                  That is probably the best reason to be happy with a small cock.
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                                                                                  • munki
                                                                                    Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                    • 13393

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by dooglas
                                                                                    I feel you Dan! There is nothing you can't do with a small cock!
                                                                                    Satisfy a woman???


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                                                                                    • Iron Fist
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                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                      • 23400

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by SomeCreep
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                                                                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                        • 38323

                                                                                        #44


                                                                                        Thank goodness for Porno Dan, the chicks have always dug him first and foremost for his charming and incredible wit and wisdom, instead of something as superficial as the Vienna size of his wiener (hey, many people like cocktails).

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                                                                                        • xxxjay
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Porno Dan

                                                                                          8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run
                                                                                          You run???
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                                                                                          • Robbie
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                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                            • 20960

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by hypedough
                                                                                            You have more estrogen so you're more emotional thus enjoy partaking in super homoerotic activities. Explains all the public BJs from any whore who will open her mouth.
                                                                                            Huh?
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                                                                                            • Porno Dan
                                                                                              Court Jester
                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                              • 6342

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by xxxjay
                                                                                              You run???

                                                                                              There are times when I am required to run to the bar to buy a shot of Jager when I hear the two words I fear most - "Last Call"
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                                                                                              • doridori
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                                                                                                • Jul 2008
                                                                                                • 2222

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i think its clear. the prime advantage is

                                                                                                It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit and catch some horrible disease.

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                                                                                                • Robbie
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 20960

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Porno Dan
                                                                                                  There are times when I am required to run to the bar to buy a shot of Jager when I hear the two words I fear most - "Last Call"
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                                                                                                  • Undisputed1
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2005
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                    Way to notice he was probably writing his reply when you posted yours, dumb nig.
                                                                                                    im 100% sure he's not black dumb fuck

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