Levi Johnson is the new Kevin Federline

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • pocketkangaroo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 8452

    #1

    Levi Johnson is the new Kevin Federline

    One moment he's some high school dropout who just knocked up an underage girl in some hick town no one cares about. The next he's on a stage in front of tens of millions of people being given a standing ovation by former Presidents, Senators, and Representatives.

    This guy may be my new idol.
  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30135

    #2
    Just wait for the multi-million book deal :

    " How I forgot to put a safe and got famous "
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

    Comment

    • Sarah_Jayne
      Now with more Jayne
      • Dec 2002
      • 40077

      #3
      poor kid and *his* parents

      Comment

      • pocketkangaroo
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 8452

        #4
        Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
        poor kid and *his* parents
        Best thing to ever happen to him. He'll end up with a cushy government job and be set for life. If that girl isn't the Governor's mother, he'd be flipping burgers at McDonalds having his child support taken out every month.

        Comment

        • Vexes

          #5
          HAHA I was thinking the same thing. This guy knocked up the right golden goose!

          Comment

          • Sarah_Jayne
            Now with more Jayne
            • Dec 2002
            • 40077

            #6
            Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
            Best thing to ever happen to him. He'll end up with a cushy government job and be set for life. If that girl isn't the Governor's mother, he'd be flipping burgers at McDonalds having his child support taken out every month.
            Best thing ever to happen to him IF they win the election. If they don't how long you think until fingers start getting pointed in his direction and everything falls apart?

            Comment

            • theharvman
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 1366

              #7
              well deserved...

              pa ha ha.
              Email:[email protected]
              Site: http://TheScreamingO.com
              Program: http://http://www.idevaffiliate.com
              Skype: theharvman
              ICQ: 150092593

              Comment

              • pocketkangaroo
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 8452

                #8
                Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                Best thing ever to happen to him IF they win the election. If they don't how long you think until fingers start getting pointed in his direction and everything falls apart?
                She still will be governor of Alaska and a major star in the Republican party.

                I still can't get over it though. What a fucking trip for this kid. He has accomplished more by not wearing a rubber one night than most politicians could ever dream of in a career.

                Comment

                • Sarah_Jayne
                  Now with more Jayne
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077

                  #9
                  I was hoping we would find out she was one of those silver ring thing kids.

                  Comment

                  Working...