I'm 27 and taking out a hot 40 year old, any advice for me?

**MaDalton** · 09-03-2008, 02:50 PM

wear a condom, she might be in need of a baby father

**uno** · 09-03-2008, 02:50 PM

bring your own lube.

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 09-03-2008, 02:51 PM

Theres not much difference, exept she is most likely a better cook and better in bed. So go for it! Older girls are my thing too, so you cant go wrong

Just dont try to get her drunk like a collegegirls.. girls in that age usually know how to drink

**EmpireAutopilot** · 09-03-2008, 02:53 PM

99% chance she just wants to fuck.

**wtfent** · 09-03-2008, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

wear a condom, she might be in need of a baby father

Yea I worry about that with all girls but 40. She already has one kid so I'm sure she isn't looking to get knocked up at 40.

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 09-03-2008, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by wtfent

What expectations does a 40 year old woman have of a 27 year old like me?

to shut up, look cute and get it up fast and often.

**wtfent** · 09-03-2008, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Theres not much difference, exept she is most likely a better cook and better in bed. So go for it! Older girls are my thing too, so you cant go wrong

Just dont try to get her drunk like a collegegirls.. girls in that age usually know how to drink

yea thats very true.

**LadyMischief** · 09-03-2008, 02:57 PM

Sit down, shut up, and hold on

**baddog** · 09-03-2008, 02:57 PM

Turn the lights down before she gets naked.

**wtfent** · 09-03-2008, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

to shut up, look cute and get it up fast and often.

haha great advice and its from a woman so even better.

**TampaToker** · 09-03-2008, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Turn the lights down before she gets naked.

**HomerSimpson** · 09-03-2008, 03:01 PM

sounds like adventure...
have a good time... and of course get laid...

**wtfent** · 09-03-2008, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Turn the lights down before she gets naked.

She has a beautiful body, nothing to worry about there.

**Honez** · 09-03-2008, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Turn the lights down before she gets naked.

Wow. Just wow.

**JFK** · 09-03-2008, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Sit down, shut up, and hold on

great advice

**Video Rob** · 09-03-2008, 03:08 PM

I'm 23 and most of the women I take out are 30 - 40

Older women like guys who are polite, have manners and can stimulate them mentally. Don't try playing games with them cos they know exactly what they want.

Just remember to be a gentleman. When you start getting signals from her make your move, she wants you

**wtfent** · 09-03-2008, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot

99% chance she just wants to fuck.

Well yea I already know that but like should I not even bother taking her somewhere and just go on some fuck adventure in the woods or should I take her to go have some fun first?

**JFK** · 09-03-2008, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by wtfent

Well yea I already know that but like should I not even bother taking her somewhere and just go on some fuck adventure in the woods or should I take her to go have some fun first?

treat her NICE

**Rochard** · 09-03-2008, 03:10 PM

Want me advice?

Don't.

**Supz** · 09-03-2008, 03:11 PM

i could never get into the 'older woman'.

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 09-03-2008, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by wtfent

Well yea I already know that but like should I not even bother taking her somewhere and just go on some fuck adventure in the woods or should I take her to go have some fun first?

do both. short on the fun, long on the fucking. the woods are good but if you want to be location impressive go have your fun at F Street shopping, hit the back for a vid, sneak into her room and fuck her senseless in there. good times

**baddog** · 09-03-2008, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by Honez

Wow. Just wow.

There are exceptions to the rule.

**Peaches** · 09-03-2008, 03:17 PM

She will wear you out. Women hit their sexual peak in their 40's (trust me on this one). ;)

Like others said, don't play any bullshit games. Anything you can come up with we've heard it all before - a lot. And it's already old. Be yourself, be honest and have a great time

**Peaches** · 09-03-2008, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by Honez

Wow. Just wow.

YOU with your 30 year old body (beeyotch ;) ) don't qualify.

BTW, saw your avatar at the "other board" with you and Cole and the cake - you both look just stunning. Barbie and Ken - but more realistic measurements and Cole's not gay.

**D Ghost** · 09-03-2008, 03:21 PM

any pics?

**Mohawk Steve** · 09-03-2008, 04:01 PM

I plead the 5th

**Ice** · 09-03-2008, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Sit down, shut up, and hold on

hahaha you rock

**jalami** · 09-03-2008, 04:06 PM

If it's Sarah Palin make sure you get hot nude pics

**Elli** · 09-03-2008, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

do both. short on the fun, long on the fucking. the woods are good but if you want to be location impressive go have your fun at F Street shopping, hit the back for a vid, sneak into her room and fuck her senseless in there. good times

That sounds like a fun afternoon!

**JenniDahling** · 09-03-2008, 04:15 PM

As the resident cougar around here, I would have to say that my requirements are what ImortylPussycat wrote but with the BFE. Women my age want to be made to feel young again but still be trteated lioke a lady. Do this and she will rock your world!

**WiredGuy** · 09-03-2008, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by Honez

Wow. Just wow.

Lights definitely on for you

WG

**WiredGuy** · 09-03-2008, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by JenniDahling

As the resident cougar around here, I would have to say that my requirements are what ImortylPussycat wrote but with the BFE. Women my age want to be made to feel young again but still be trteated lioke a lady. Do this and she will rock your world!

Hello

**Spunky** · 09-03-2008, 04:24 PM

I find older women are more stable and not into partying all the time and more experienced in how to please a man

**PornHero** · 09-03-2008, 04:30 PM

Make sure to bury your bone ballsdeep in her anus. You'll both enjoy it.

oh and dont sleep over, blow your load then get the fuck out.

**DirtyProfits** · 09-03-2008, 04:39 PM

Can I join?

I am really considering hunting older women now. Fuck those 20yr old bitches, they are annoying. Where did you meat her.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 09-03-2008, 04:40 PM

Drink plenty of fluids; she's gonna drain you.

**GetSCORECash** · 09-03-2008, 04:42 PM

Good Luck! and Listen to her!

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 09-03-2008, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

Drink plenty of fluids; she's gonna drain you.

quoted for truth

**Nikki_Licks** · 09-03-2008, 04:47 PM

Do everything she wants sexually

You're gonna get the fucking of a lifetime......good luck

**klaze** · 09-03-2008, 04:48 PM

40 yearold chick? How about a barf bag?

**Elli** · 09-03-2008, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by klaze

40 yearold chick? How about a barf bag?

Go back to school, little boy. ;)

**shekinah** · 09-03-2008, 05:03 PM

She most be really beautiful, isn't she?

**CurrentlySober** · 09-03-2008, 05:08 PM

Its actually his mom...

**sternyduke** · 09-03-2008, 05:22 PM

in my experience, a cougar knows right off that bat if she's going to sleep with you not. chatting about things you might have in common are pretty slim, so consider keeping the conversation erotic. i was 27, she was smokin at 48. we skipped the usual foreplay, fucked like animals as soon as her door opened, and saved dinner for later. NOW we had something to talk about while getting liquored up for round 2. i have learned that cougars fucking LOVE wine like youngins LOVE 40 ounces and weed. so keep a bottle on stand by if you game needs help closing the deal.

**MetaMan** · 09-03-2008, 05:25 PM

DAM MUTHA FUCKA PIMP GAME ON YOU DO YA THANG HOMEBOY BOOYASHAKA

dude honestly just be yourself she honestly took you out for a reason in the firstplace. Alot of 40 years old women who go after younger guys are just trying to feel young again.

By being yourself and "young" it will help her have a good time.

Do not try to act "over matured" or you will make her feel like an old woman and that defeats the purpose of the cougar young guy relationship.

MAKE SURE YOU FUCK HER HARD LIKE A REAL YOUNG STUD
these old women are looking to be rejuvenated and want some young dick that will have some endurance behind it. pound her all night and all morning, show her why young guys are better then old farts. thats what she really wants out of you.

PLAY ON PLAYA

**JenniDahling** · 09-03-2008, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Turn the lights down before she gets naked.

I can't believe you said that

**GrouchyAdmin** · 09-03-2008, 05:35 PM

metaman is gfy's resident pua

**Supz** · 09-03-2008, 05:53 PM

also, claiming that she is hot means that if you dont take pictures it never happened.

**ohtechwiz** · 09-03-2008, 07:15 PM

If you are lucky you will get wiped down with a warm cloth afterwards ... that's what happened to me when I was in my 20's with an older woman ... everybody should do it once or twice...

I'm 27 and taking out a hot 40 year old, any advice for me?

I'm 27 and taking out a hot 40 year old, any advice for me?

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