Barack Obama Will Win The Election
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Let's hope he does. There's nothing as enjoyable as watching Americans getting in more shit than they'd ever imagined. I'll laugh my ass off form afar while you’re beating your head against the wall asking yourself “what were we thinking when we gave this moron a vote?"
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when you graduated from high school did they have a graduation ceremony or did they have a party with cupcakes and milk...
if this is too far over your head...
did you ride a shorter bus to school than the rest of the kids in your town...Comment
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A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation, and he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"
He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returned to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten,
but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"Comment
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yes, i have covered myself in either outcome...
its like the people that fuck over other people in this biz and then come back in a few months and everyone seems to forget about what they did..Comment
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