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TheAmericanCannibal · 08-28-2008, 02:30 PM

Stay out of the bars and discos.
Forget the grocery store.
Yoga class is for sissies.

If you really want to meet hot chicks, get yourself on the E Channel or TMZ.
This is where 99% of all women get their news.

So- get your self a celebrity sex tape, Appear on The Soup, Go Wild On The Strip, become an E true Hollywood Story....but get yourself on E.

They are all hiding in front of their TV's watching Chelsea Lately.

Ok the cat is now out of the bag.

munki · 08-28-2008, 02:31 PM

The man knows what he's talking about here...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-28-2008, 02:32 PM

I hate Chelsea Lately, damn she is annoying.

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-28-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

I hate Chelsea Lately, damn she is annoying.

Agreed.
Then again what do we know?

We don't menstruate.

Maybe if we were more emotional and bled we'd get her more?

Or is is that mysterious little Mexican Chuy that they all like?

I just don't get it

klaze · 08-28-2008, 02:51 PM

It's true my gf watches the tv show and reads the website.

If I told her you post here she'd prolly try to fuck you.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-28-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Agreed.
Then again what do we know?

We don't menstruate.

Maybe if we were more emotional and bled we'd get her more?

Or is is that mysterious little Mexican Chuy that they all like?

I just don't get it

Chuy is cool.
E has some bad shows right now, Dennis Richards, Sunset Tan..lol and now Pamela. I think it's the last season for The girls next door.

Oh yeah, Kardashians. Can't forget them. Are they back?

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-28-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Chuy is cool.
E has some bad shows right now, Dennis Richards, Sunset Tan..lol and now Pamela. I think it's the last season for The girls next door.

Oh yeah, Kardashians. Can't forget them. Are they back?

Agreed on all counts

All those shows SUCK
You left out Snoop Dogg's horrible show " Fatherhood" as well.

It's the same production company that does all of those shows and they suck balls.

I DO love the Soup however.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-28-2008, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Agreed on all counts

All those shows SUCK
You left out Snoop Dogg's horrible show " Fatherhood" as well.

It's the same production company that does all of those shows and they suck balls.

I DO love the Soup however.

What ever happened to Fatherhood, did he get picked up for a second season?
Ryan's making a killing on most of these shows that's for sure.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-28-2008, 03:01 PM

Just talk to them when you see them... It is that simple...

See a women you like... Walk up to her and say hello, ask her questions about herself.. And simple carry on a convo as if she is a average person...

It is really that simple!

cgu · 08-28-2008, 03:01 PM

I guess you could pay Perezhilton.com $50k to be put on a blast as Hollywood's greatest playboy and you should have all the hotties in 4 or 5 seconds. That'd be the fast track way.

Big Red Machine · 08-28-2008, 03:28 PM

The guy on The Soup is funny

Supz · 08-28-2008, 03:32 PM

This is true. My girl loves chelsea, she just finished reading her book.

GigoloShawn · 08-28-2008, 03:34 PM

If you're seen on E, you're going to be viewed as gay as Clay Aiken. How the hell can you live with yourself with that stigma? You might get pussy, sure, but then they just want to talk Prada!

...I watch Kathy Griffin on Bravo sometimes. She's a mean hearted bitch. I like her.

Bugbee · 08-28-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

What ever happened to Fatherhood, did he get picked up for a second season?
Ryan's making a killing on most of these shows that's for sure.

yeah they were just at Simons in LA a few weeks ago when I was their filming...

THE SOUP IS THE SHIT!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-28-2008, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cgu

I guess you could pay Perezhilton.com $50k to be put on a blast as Hollywood's greatest playboy and you should have all the hotties in 4 or 5 seconds. That'd be the fast track way.

Yeah, that would be the quick way.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-28-2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloShawn

If you're seen on E, you're going to be viewed as gay as Clay Aiken. How the hell can you live with yourself with that stigma? You might get pussy, sure, but then they just want to talk Prada!

...I watch Kathy Griffin on Bravo sometimes. She's a mean hearted bitch. I like her.

She is cool, there is no holding back with that girl.

Fresh · 08-28-2008, 03:48 PM

yea, thanks KB... i feel stupid for not thinkin of that myself. Ill just call up TMZ and E and arange for a shoot tomorrow hahaha

how goes it big guy?

pr0 · 08-28-2008, 03:50 PM

The host from "soup" is the shit.

The show itself isn't that great...the host saves it lol

Thanks for the tip KB i will try!

BlackCrayon · 08-28-2008, 03:52 PM

I guess its a good way to go if you've got nothing going for yourself.

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-28-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fresh

yea, thanks KB... i feel stupid for not thinkin of that myself. Ill just call up TMZ and E and arange for a shoot tomorrow hahaha

how goes it big guy?

I am great Dave

I am hoping to get a chance to meet with you next week when Mike comes don from SF
Let me know what day is good for u - Wed or Thursday

I'll take u to lunch

pstation · 08-28-2008, 04:08 PM

OT: were you in Chicago a couple weeks back?

PhillipB · 08-28-2008, 04:09 PM

Sex contracts on napkins work too, as does dating riders. At least you get any misunderstandings out of the way...

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-28-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by APN Philip

Sex contracts on napkins work too, as does dating riders. At least you get any misunderstandings out of the way...

That works almost as well as wearing Dr. Denton PJ's to the Playboy Mansion

Cory W · 08-28-2008, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

That works almost as well as wearing Dr. Denton PJ's to the Playboy Mansion

haha

Burridge · 08-28-2008, 08:43 PM

The Soup rules.

PhillipB · 08-28-2008, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

That works almost as well as wearing Dr. Denton PJ's to the Playboy Mansion

Are you kidding??! We slayed them left and right that night! Yes, girls!

Loki · 08-28-2008, 11:37 PM

I was always taught when picking up hot chicks you should ALWAYS

-Loki-

d-null · 08-29-2008, 03:12 AM

I can't even bear to turn my tv on much anymore

gimo33 · 08-29-2008, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by APN Philip

Are you kidding??! We slayed them left and right that night! Yes, girls!

vidvicious · 08-29-2008, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Stay out of the bars and discos.
Forget the grocery store.
Yoga class is for sissies.

If you really want to meet hot chicks, get yourself on the E Channel or TMZ.
This is where 99% of all women get their news.

So- get your self a celebrity sex tape, Appear on The Soup, Go Wild On The Strip, become an E true Hollywood Story....but get yourself on E.

They are all hiding in front of their TV's watching Chelsea Lately.

Ok the cat is now out of the bag.

LOL . .there is so much truth to this ! ...
I haven't been on E but I have been on Sextv and other Sex related TV shows and reality shows .. I must admit ... Never before have I had 18 -19 year olds cum up to me in bars and ask me to fuck them there and then ..

that's life on the B list

Fresh · 08-29-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I am great Dave

I am hoping to get a chance to meet with you next week when Mike comes don from SF
Let me know what day is good for u - Wed or Thursday

I'll take u to lunch

lookin forward to it brotha

hey, maybe we can go have some mesopafuckintamian food

Moe · 08-29-2008, 10:55 AM

Sounds like I'm going to be hanging with you more often KB

Eriic · 08-29-2008, 10:56 AM

Act stuck up and show no interest in her, she'll be sucking your dick before she knows your name....

CaptainHowdy · 08-29-2008, 10:57 AM

I'll pass ...

cherrylula · 08-29-2008, 01:24 PM

I am definitely in that 1% because I have no idea what you are talking about.

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-29-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

I am definitely in that 1% because I have no idea what you are talking about.

Call Sex Toy Dave
He will explain everything

bbm · 08-29-2008, 02:42 PM

I wanna know how to pick up hot chick

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-29-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fresh

lookin forward to it brotha

hey, maybe we can go have some mesopafuckintamian food

There is a great Mesofuckinpotamian place by my house.
They have the best Hummus and mesopotatochips

:-))

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-29-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bbm

I wanna know how to pick up hot chick

I recommend picking her up from the waist and not her arms

Deej · 08-29-2008, 02:48 PM

Id rather not pick up a girl that is glued to a tv and prone to gossip

But hey - im picky

Bojangles · 08-29-2008, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klaze

It's true my gf watches the tv show and reads the website.

If I told her you post here she'd prolly try to fuck you.

BucksMania · 08-29-2008, 05:29 PM

true
but generally there are 3 ways to get laid a lot
- get rich
- become famous
- both

J$tyle$ · 08-29-2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Fresh

hey, maybe we can go have some mesopafuckintamian food

Every time i think of Rob ... I think of mesopafuckintamia!

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TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,086	So Guys, You Wanna Know How To Pick Up Hot Chicks? Stay out of the bars and discos. Forget the grocery store. Yoga class is for sissies. If you really want to meet hot chicks, get yourself on the E Channel or TMZ. This is where 99% of all women get their news. So- get your self a celebrity sex tape, Appear on The Soup, Go Wild On The Strip, become an E true Hollywood Story....but get yourself on E. They are all hiding in front of their TV's watching Chelsea Lately. Ok the cat is now out of the bag.

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