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  • kush
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 3382
    #1

    need help with a mainstream gourmet food slogan... "Just try us once, and..."

    Hey guys.

    I've made an online/offline partnership with a distant relative who's owned this gourmet meat and food business for 20 years serving almost exclusively Florida residents. His typical customers are high end... multimillion dollar homes, yatch owners, etc...

    I've put a nice store online, but it's hard to convey just how good a food product is to somebody who hasn't tried it.

    We're significantly better quality-wise than Omaha steaks for about the same prices, but we just don't have the name recognition/reputation outside of Florida.

    So I need help coming up with a slogan or catch phrase...

    Something along the lines of the following, except better sounding and catchier:

    "Just try us once and we'll be your friend for life" or
    "Try us once and you'll fall in love"
    Definitely no perverted puns with "meat," though you can say them for a laugh

    If we stick with your slogan I'll see about getting you a box of filet mignons / new york strips for free
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    • Fresh
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      • Mar 2005
      • 4920
      #2
      Meet the Meat


      lol couldnt help it.


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        • xxweekxx
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 6780
          #3
          try us once and you'll cum twice.
          _________________
          I am the best

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            • munki
              Do Fun Shit.
              • Dec 2004
              • 13393
              #4
              Making love at first bite our business since xxxx...

              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                • GigoloShawn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 700
                  #5
                  "Try us once and you'll shit your pants."
                  "Try us once and you'll wakeup without a kidney in a bathtub of ice."
                  "Try us once and you'll forever regret it."
                  "Try us once and you'll give up food forever!"
                  "Try us once and you'll start liking health food!"
                  "Try us once and you'll divorce the value menu."
                  "Try us once and you'll fall over, retching in pain."
                  I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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                    • kush
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 3382
                      #6
                      lol, GFY is too good
                      I bet something really good will come of this.

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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38944
                          #7
                          Eat with us once, and you'll never eat elsewhere again!

                          Food so good, its like part of the family!

                          Discerning food for the discerning diner.

                          Our food, feeds your soul

                          We promise we won't poison you !

                          Better than momma ever made!

                          Quality Cuisine for the dedicated diner.

                          Significantly better quality, than Omaha steaks, for about the same price!

                          Our food powers your life!

                          Damn tasty food!

                          Better than McDonalds!

                          This isnt just ANY Food... This is [COMPANY NAME] Food!

                          Defining, Dining Excellence!

                          Remember... There's NO DOG in our meat !


                          OK, so some are silly, but it would be useful to have the company name, to try and work it into the slogan... You know, make it rhyme and stuff


                          👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                            • GigoloShawn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 700
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                              Defining, Dining Excellence!
                              This out of place comma made me think of this:

                              Fast Tasty Food. Pick two.
                              I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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                                • BradM
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3397
                                  #9
                                  Try us once, and see what you've been missing.

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                                    • CurrentlySober
                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 38944
                                      #10
                                      Try us once, and die happy !


                                      👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                                        • GigoloShawn
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 700
                                          #11
                                          "Try us; our lowest health rating was 72%, that's still a C!"
                                          I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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                                            • DateDoc
                                              Outside looking in.
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 14243
                                              #12
                                              This is where the foodies shop!
                                              Foodie approved!
                                              Guaranteed to delight the foodie in you!
                                              Making you happy one bite at a time.
                                              You'll love it. It's foodelicious!
                                              The only choice for a real foodie!

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                                                • After Shock Media
                                                  It's coming look busy
                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                  • 35299
                                                  #13
                                                  You are already thinking about buying overpriced meat, why be the same as everyone else and buy from the other guys?

                                                  If we give your salmonilia we will cater your deathbed for free.

                                                  Trust us that our meat is great, it is coming from Florida after all.

                                                  Everything else comes to Florida to retire and die, why not your dinner meat too?

                                                  Our steak is so tender that we had to be based out of a state with a high denture population.

                                                  Our meat is Antibiotic, Cuban, and Haitian free.

                                                  Your one click from a superior meat experience (had to be serious once right).

                                                  [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089
                                                      #14
                                                      Try us once, love us forever.
                                                      One bite is all it will take.

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                                                        • IllTestYourGirls
                                                          Ah My Balls
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 14311
                                                          #15
                                                          Try us once and you wont go back to your mistress

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                                                            • teentime
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • May 2007
                                                              • 94
                                                              #16
                                                              Is fresh beef the only thing he sells?
                                                              Can we get a peek at the online store?
                                                              Hard to develop a slogan with out seeing the whole line, it's packaging etc....
                                                              What's the name of the company?

                                                              Omaha's tag line is "Premium Heartland Quality"

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                                                                • HomerSimpson
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 13826
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by xxweekxx
                                                                  try us once and you'll cum twice.

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                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 40077
                                                                      #18
                                                                      "A moment on your lips, a lifetime on your shopping list" ?

                                                                      yeah, it is late

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                                                                        • GigoloShawn
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2007
                                                                          • 700
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                          Our meat is Antibiotic, Cuban, and Haitian free.
                                                                          I LIKE IT! You have my vote.
                                                                          I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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                                                                            • kush
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 3382
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Sorry, I don't want to post the store link from an adult forum until it's had enough exposure to mainstream. Some of these are great, Sarah that was creative, Baddog and Brad, yours are along the line we're looking for too. Some other nice ones too, thank you all, keep em coming!

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                                                                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 14809
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Just put a pic of cow looking back over his shoulder kinda sad and put

                                                                                  "I shall not have died in vain!"

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                                                                                    • Iron Fist
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                      • 23400
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Had a good laugh from this thread - thanks everyone
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                                                                                        • PamiebDVD
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                          • 912
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          An Epicurean Delight in Every Bite
                                                                                          You Can't Beat Our Meat (There's a co. here in CA with that logo on their truck - I laugh everytime I see)
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                                                                                            • marketsmart
                                                                                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 20419
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Our food sucks, but so does my wife... FREE blowjobs with all orders over $100

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                                                                                                • Sharky
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                  • 4938
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Deliscious from the first bite
                                                                                                  Tender, Tasty, Deliscious
                                                                                                  You'll never have a better steak
                                                                                                  Only the best for your grill
                                                                                                  Sharky

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                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Premium foods for premium tastes.

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                                                                                                        • marketsmart
                                                                                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                          • 20419
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Sharky
                                                                                                          Deliscious from the first bite
                                                                                                          Tender, Tasty, Deliscious
                                                                                                          You'll never have a better steak
                                                                                                          Only the best for your grill
                                                                                                          Nice spell job there....

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                                                                                                            • tony299
                                                                                                              lurker
                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                              • 57021
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              If food was literature we would be the Shakespeare of the food business.

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                                                                                                                • tony299
                                                                                                                  lurker
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                  • 57021
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Our Steak is so tender, it cries at sad movies.

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                                                                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                                                                      hi
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                      • 16731
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                                      Nice spell job there....
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                                                                                                                        • gimo33
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                          • 5599
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          This thread gave me a laugh. A couple of nice ones on the list
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                                                                                                                            • grumpy
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                              • 9870
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Gourmet meals at you doorstep
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                                                                                                                                • WWC
                                                                                                                                  #1 Adult Content Provider
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 11577
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Being in marketing myself for over 20 years now....as much as you think slogan are a good idea, they can also hurt your business especially with funny, silly, unprofessional ( unless your in the comedy business or something ), ones....i say stick to a slogan that will not look funny or you might regret later.....something like this will do :

                                                                                                                                  " Quality Premium Steaks for a Better Living "

                                                                                                                                  mmmmm.... cant wait :-)
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                                                                                                                                    • halfpint
                                                                                                                                      GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                      • 15223
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Super Quality Steak With a Super Friendly Service

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                                                                                                                                        • WWC
                                                                                                                                          #1 Adult Content Provider
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 11577
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Is my steak on the way? ;-)
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