I now carry a dating resume and rider around hollywood. - GoFuckYourself.com

Cory W · 08-25-2008, 01:44 PM

I really think this may be the new way to go. Whenever you go out on a date, you have the girl sign a contract. This way there is no confusion. I used it this weekend at The Roosevelt Hotel.

Dating Resume and Rider

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PhillipB · 08-25-2008, 01:46 PM

I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....

corvette · 08-25-2008, 01:47 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahha

Some Guy · 08-25-2008, 01:47 PM

Ha, ha! That's fucking awesome!

Cory W · 08-25-2008, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APN Philip

I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

Hey, this worked a lot better than this napkin:

Hard Rock napkins rule!!!!!

munki · 08-25-2008, 01:49 PM

Results???

[illnet]-Romeo · 08-25-2008, 01:50 PM

Probably Female?

Cory is this your coming out??

punker barbie · 08-25-2008, 01:51 PM

FReaking love it!

tical · 08-25-2008, 01:55 PM

no el pollo loco!?

seeric · 08-25-2008, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APN Philip

I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....

comedy.

wait shouldnt that be on a napkin from the other hotel?

lolllllllllllllllllllllll

mikeyddddd · 08-25-2008, 01:59 PM

BradM · 08-25-2008, 02:03 PM

I'm dying here, tears of absolute joy.

AVNSherri · 08-25-2008, 03:31 PM

I want to know if they are really printed on the rainbow stationery? Pretty! I might have some old Strawberry Shortcake paper left from when I was in like third grade if that will work.

Seriously though ... I love the blog!

Sands · 08-25-2008, 03:39 PM

Unrelated question here: any reason why you don't have SE-friendly links for your blog?

Mohawk Steve · 08-25-2008, 03:40 PM

10) Must make breakfast in the morning.

Poppy · 08-25-2008, 03:41 PM

Classic bro.

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-25-2008, 03:42 PM

ROFLMAO! a work of art you got there Cory, some of your best yet.

_Danielle_ · 08-25-2008, 03:45 PM

Hahahahaha!!!

That rules...

Shameless · 08-25-2008, 03:46 PM

11) Remember to have roomates unlock door when girls come over.

Meloman · 08-25-2008, 03:46 PM

LOL. too funny. #7, LOL. can't be shy around midgets, lol.

Cory W · 08-25-2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Unrelated question here: any reason why you don't have SE-friendly links for your blog?

Well, I guess at the end of the day, my site wouldn't do all that well with SE traffic. So I don't focus on it.

I assume you are talking about my linking schematic? /subject/ as opposed to numerical?

Gabriel · 08-25-2008, 05:50 PM

Dude Who Cares?

ianlester · 08-25-2008, 05:58 PM

Damn I think you on to something there!

Gabriel · 08-25-2008, 06:10 PM

Who signed it him or her?

Xrated J · 08-25-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Dude Who Cares?

Vegas Ken · 08-25-2008, 06:12 PM

Smart Stuff!!!

96ukssob · 08-25-2008, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

HAHAHAHA that is awesome!

i just sent the pic to my gf... waiting on her response

Bird · 08-25-2008, 06:21 PM

Thats great, hahahaha

Sharky · 08-25-2008, 06:26 PM

Cory, you never cease to amaze me!

punker barbie · 08-25-2008, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APN Philip

I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....

Ouch, but hilarious!

Spunky · 08-25-2008, 07:59 PM

Lol,that's hilarious

bDok · 08-25-2008, 09:00 PM

omg rule 8! serious.

D Ghost · 08-25-2008, 09:49 PM

hahaha quite hilarious

Cory W · 08-26-2008, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Who signed it him or her?

Invasion of space!

undersoul · 08-26-2008, 08:38 AM

hahaha that's classic!

Barefootsies · 08-26-2008, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APN Philip

I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....

Pete-KT · 08-26-2008, 08:53 AM

thats a good one

MichaelP · 08-26-2008, 09:00 AM

ROFLMAO... Cracked me up Cory

woj · 08-26-2008, 09:05 AM

ASSistant · 08-26-2008, 09:53 AM

I saw the resume this weekend... It was classic! Only you Corey

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-26-2008, 10:53 AM

lmao thats great! I need to make one

D-Money · 08-26-2008, 10:57 AM

That's awesome!

I hope my Players Ball artists never accidently hand me their dating resumes by accident.

R Kelly's would be funny.

D-Money · 08-26-2008, 11:00 AM

And by the way, this beats the hell out of KB's business card. "pick a number 1 2 3 or 4"

Don't show him this thread.

JFK · 08-26-2008, 11:02 AM

Funny shit Cory

Odie · 08-26-2008, 11:35 AM

OMG I think EVERY man should have to carry one!!! How fantastic! lol

Cory W · 08-26-2008, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWorldASSistant

I saw the resume this weekend... It was classic! Only you Corey

I need to go check, but I am pretty sure you signed one also.

You need directions down here or would you prefer I come up?

Big Red Machine · 08-26-2008, 12:59 PM

good one...thats funny

MediaGuy · 08-26-2008, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

First I laughed. Then I saw this. lol

We think it, you guys actually do it!

:D

_Richard_ · 08-26-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APN Philip

I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....

haha.. this is great

Cory W · 08-26-2008, 04:59 PM

I will sign napkins if it comes down to it.

All female reps please make note.

Thanks,

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