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  • Elli
    Reach for those stars!
    • Apr 2003
    • 17991

    #1

    Are you cooking your sperm?

    Apparently heated seats aren't so cool when you think about what you're resting on them

    http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5...dgeABV_HU3fUBw

    Hot seat is a gamble for the gonads

    PARIS (AFP) ? Men who enjoy warming their bottom on a heated car seat should beware, for they may also be frying their chances of fatherhood, New Scientist reports in its latest issue.

    Sperm production is best when the temperature of the scrotum is one or two degrees Celsius (1.8-3.6 degrees Fahrenheit) below the core body temperature of 37 C (99 F).

    Testicle-testing German researchers fitted sensors to the scrotums of 30 healthy men who then sat on a heated car seat for 90 minutes.

    After one hour, the average scrotal temperature had risen to 37.3 C (99.5 F), and in one volunteer reached a whopping 39.7 C (103 F).

    By comparison, men who sat on unheated car seats reached an average scrotal temperature of only 36.7 C (98 F).

    The study, led by Andreas Jung at the University of Giessen, did not verify the volunteer's sperm count or sperm mobility, but the researchers fear that only a slight increase in temperature is enough to damage the sperm-production process, the British weekly says.

    Previous work in this field has already found that sitting in a car for more than three hours, even on an unheated seat, can impair a man's ability to conceive.

    The report appears in next Saturday's issue of New Scientist. The study appears in full in a specialist journal, Fertility and Sterility.
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  • emjay
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 4280

    #2
    Laptops not good re sperm production either, appartantly...
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    • klaze
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2008
      • 2167

      #3
      My laptop sits on my lap for 12 - 14 hours a day.

      I am extremely concerned about it.

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      • GetSCORECash
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        • Mar 2008
        • 5527

        #4
        I have the same fear about my laptop!
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        • Imortyl Pussycat
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          • Apr 2006
          • 5449

          #5
          wow, great info for the boys Elli. i have read about the laptops causing that issue as well.
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          • gornyhuy
            Chafed.
            • May 2002
            • 18041

            #6
            My sperm are all locked up behind a surgical alteration.

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            • Marcus Aurelius
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              • Apr 2003
              • 14809

              #7
              I keep them in jars in the basement. They are safe :-)

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              • Elli
                Reach for those stars!
                • Apr 2003
                • 17991

                #8
                Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                wow, great info for the boys Elli. i have read about the laptops causing that issue as well.
                Yeah, I've heard about the laptop issue, too, but this was a new one for me! I figured it was important enough to share
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                • BlackCrayon
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 19634

                  #9
                  Originally posted by klaze
                  My laptop sits on my lap for 12 - 14 hours a day.

                  I am extremely concerned about it.
                  why not use a table?
                  you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                  • GigoloShawn
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                    • Oct 2007
                    • 700

                    #10
                    Like the world could handle one of my fucktrophies..
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                    • After Shock Media
                      It's coming look busy
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299

                      #11
                      Does this mean I can say "trust me honey I use a seat warmer and a laptop, we do not need any condoms"?

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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38957

                        #12
                        Don't cook my sperm, but occasionally I enjoy lightly grilling the odd turd...


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                        • HomerSimpson
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                          • Sep 2005
                          • 13826

                          #13
                          Originally posted by klaze
                          My laptop sits on my lap for 12 - 14 hours a day.

                          I am extremely concerned about it.
                          put it on a table and just sit at the table... problem solved...
                          no more balls cooking
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                          • Imortyl Pussycat
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                            • Apr 2006
                            • 5449

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Elli
                            Yeah, I've heard about the laptop issue, too, but this was a new one for me! I figured it was important enough to share
                            i have to admit, when i read the thread title, i came in here to get a new recipe.
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                            • Elli
                              Reach for those stars!
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 17991

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                              i have to admit, when i read the thread title, i came in here to get a new recipe.
                              Sorry to disappoint, IP!
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                              • Jim_Gunn
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 5702

                                #16
                                Heated car seat? Is that a new invention? I never even had one when I lived up North in the 80's & 90s.

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                                • Elli
                                  Reach for those stars!
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 17991

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                  Heated car seat? Is that a new invention? I never even had one when I lived up North in the 80's & 90s.
                                  They used to be luxury only, but they're trickling into regular family cars and trucks.
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                                  • GigoloShawn
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2007
                                    • 700

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                    Heated car seat? Is that a new invention? I never even had one when I lived up North in the 80's & 90s.
                                    It's a big sales point on SAABs. They tried to upsell me on it and I asked "Why would I want to reverse a fart?" The dealer was mortified. I did take the car, though.
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                                    • munki
                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 13393

                                      #19
                                      Birth control...

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                                      • After Shock Media
                                        It's coming look busy
                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 35299

                                        #20
                                        Elli it just dawned on me.

                                        Why were you on google searching for sperm?

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          Sounds cheaper than a vasectomy.

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                                          • L-Pink
                                            working on my tan
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 39151

                                            #22
                                            Why? Thinking about coming over for dinner?

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                                            • Elli
                                              Reach for those stars!
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 17991

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                              Elli it just dawned on me.

                                              Why were you on google searching for sperm?
                                              Ummmm... no reason? I was doing a search for a friend?
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                                              • X Industry Jobs
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                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 748

                                                #24
                                                lol, nice to know.
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                                                • Manowar
                                                  jellyfish  
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 71528

                                                  #25
                                                  bet i have none of the fuckers left

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                                                  • Spunky
                                                    I need a beer
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 133986

                                                    #26
                                                    I tell her all the time she won't get pregnant if I warm up the sack prior

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                                                    • fuzzylogic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 4796

                                                      #27
                                                      it doesnt say whether sperm production resumes to normal after cooling

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                                                      • gecko
                                                        ******
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 21846

                                                        #28
                                                        I hate heated seat.. I don't like my ass to be warm
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                                                        • clickyoucutie
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                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                          • 206

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by GigoloShawn
                                                          It's a big sales point on SAABs. They tried to upsell me on it and I asked "Why would I want to reverse a fart?" The dealer was mortified. I did take the car, though.
                                                          thanks for the laugh

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                                                          • MrMaxwell
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                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 10057

                                                            #30
                                                            This must be why I've not worn underpants since I was 13

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                                                            • BV
                                                              wtf
                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 10914

                                                              #31
                                                              i turn the passenger seat on and put my pizza on it for the trip back to the house

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                                                              • SykkBoy2
                                                                Jesus loves bacon
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 19969

                                                                #32
                                                                Suuuure, now i get this information....5 kids later ;-)

                                                                although, I'm actually surgically fixed now ;-)
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                                                                • sumphatpimp
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 5235

                                                                  #33
                                                                  now all the girls who swallow will want it cooked first.
                                                                  trouble maker.

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                                                                  • rowan
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                    • 17393

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                                                                    i have to admit, when i read the thread title, i came in here to get a new recipe.
                                                                    I just saw a segment on TV where a couple had a cast made of themselves locked together naked; the guy supplied a "year's worth" of sperm and had it mixed in with the plaster so his "DNA" would be "infused" into the sculpture. UGH.

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                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 94744

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I cool my testicles oftenly...

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                                                                      • qxm
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                        • 5970

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I have hawt balls ... makes me feel so proud ... lol

                                                                        But yeah I have to get me a cooling fan just like the one I have cooling my hard drives....something like this should do it:






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                                                                        • sinkiss
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                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 666

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BV
                                                                          i turn the passenger seat on and put my pizza on it for the trip back to the house
                                                                          lol thats a good idea
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                                                                          • HorseShit
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 17513

                                                                            #38
                                                                            already fried them while I was cooking and dropped my nut suck where the eggs were supposed to go

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                                                                            • Sunny
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                                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                                              • 1981

                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • Elli
                                                                                Reach for those stars!
                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                • 17991

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by qxm
                                                                                I have hawt balls ... makes me feel so proud ... lol

                                                                                But yeah I have to get me a cooling fan just like the one I have cooling my hard drives....something like this should do it:





                                                                                OMG a case made of fans! Why didn't I think of that??
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                                                                                • Trixie
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 1850

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                                  why not use a table?
                                                                                  Because they're called LAPtops. Always using them on a table sort of defeats the purpose. If you always wanted it on a table, you'd get a DESKtop.
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                                                                                  • rowan
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                    • 17393

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    How about a USB butt cooler to offset the potential damage?



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                                                                                    • CyberHustler
                                                                                      Masterbaiter
                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                      • 28750

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      As long as my penis still feels the sensation of bustin' a nut, I don't care!
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                                                                                      • mikeyddddd
                                                                                        Viva la vulva!
                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                        • 16557

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                        Sounds cheaper than a vasectomy.


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