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Spyce 08-27-2008 11:38 AM
The flap should be in front, with the exception of crazy cat people's tp, who have to put it in the back to keep kitty from unrolling it... I always assume that a crazy cat person put the tp on the roll when it rolls to the back.

Sly 08-27-2008 11:41 AM
Goes in front. I don't see why anyone would put it in the back.

ladida 08-27-2008 11:41 AM
Never ever seen anyone put the flap to the back. This is actually the first time i heard someone did that. Makes no sense tho.

baddog 08-27-2008 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uno (Post 14670369)
I'm the opposite. Flap in front.
Same here. I am trying to remember where this deep philosophical subject came up before. Seems like it was an interview with Roger Daltrey back in the 70's or 80's

baddog 08-27-2008 11:47 AM
I don't think my Mexican maids would know what to do if I loaded the TP backwards. They like making those triangular ends like you see at hotels.

Barefootsies 08-27-2008 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14673307)
Goes in front. I don't see why anyone would put it in the back.
Because not everyone is you?

tiger 08-27-2008 01:20 PM
Women always put it in back drives me fucking crazy.

Eva PSC 08-27-2008 01:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 14673226)
Flap in the back for me, don't like it to spin clockwise <_<
How do you figure it is clockwise? Toilet paper holder locations vary from right to left.

shermo 08-27-2008 02:08 PM
Front of course... It's the standard EVERYWHERE... Hotels, public restrooms, etc.

Why would you want it towards the back?

P.S. Disposable baby wipes are much better than TP!

Huggles 08-27-2008 03:14 PM
am I the only one that shits in his computer chair while jerking to threads on GFY?

Birdman33 08-27-2008 03:16 PM
Why would anyone put it in the back so u have to fuckin look for it? Common sense to put it in the front

AaronM 08-27-2008 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 14670316)
When the roll runs out, I replace it with the flap in the back (unrolls by the wall).

Every woman I have ever known in my life, from my sister, to girlfriends and female family members, replace it with the flap in the front. Toward the shitter.

Why?


FACT:

When TP was first introduced, it was common in many households to have fabric wallpaper of some kind. Felt, etc....

Hanging the TP roll backwards (the way you do it) would make people come in contact with the wall more often and soil the wallpaper.

That is the REAL historical answer to your question.

CamTraffic 08-27-2008 04:38 PM
Front is the way to go !

Bird 08-27-2008 04:41 PM
When its in the back it unrolls all over the floor

bDok 08-27-2008 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uno (Post 14670369)
I'm the opposite. Flap in front. My gf drives me insane putting it in the back. How the fuck does that make sense?
this how it goes down at my place too. I like to slap it down and have it roll.

AaronM 08-27-2008 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bird (Post 14674939)
When its in the back it unrolls all over the floor

Uh...

So you think gravity knows which direction the TP is turned?

OK. :thumbsup

Honez 08-27-2008 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 14672424)
you people use toilet paper?
I'm still on the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.


(if you can figure that out, you are one old fart)
One hole or two hole outhouse?

smutnut 08-27-2008 05:43 PM
All I know is Sheryl Crow says you can save the environment by using only one sheet to wipe your nasty ass so I hope no one is going down on her. I know it's a different area but it's in the strike zone!

munki 08-27-2008 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14671062)
And like ripped it into small triangles and had to scrape your ass like the card board was a corn chip and your ass was a near empty salsa bowl. Though every so often it gets soggy real quick and your finger hits the only poo you somehow missed and no matter how much you wash that hand it smells like shit for a few days?

Um no.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Barefootsies 08-27-2008 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sherm (Post 14674276)
P.S. Disposable baby wipes are much better than TP!
:Oh crap

Barefootsies 08-27-2008 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 14674599)
FACT:

When TP was first introduced, it was common in many households to have fabric wallpaper of some kind. Felt, etc....

Hanging the TP roll backwards (the way you do it) would make people come in contact with the wall more often and soil the wallpaper.

That is the REAL historical answer to your question.
That is an interesting tip toots. But doesn't explain why all women I know do it this way. I am sure they were not looking up Aaron M history for their reasoning.

Nice factoid all the same.

Slick 08-27-2008 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uno (Post 14670369)
I'm the opposite. Flap in front. My gf drives me insane putting it in the back. How the fuck does that make sense?
ROFL, ha ha, yeah, I agree 100%, I don't understand, it's easier to grab when it's in front.

AaronM 08-27-2008 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 14675596)
That is an interesting tip toots. But doesn't explain why all women I know do it this way. I am sure they were not looking up Aaron M history for their reasoning.

Nice factoid all the same.

Could be that men are dumb-asses in this department. When I find the roll backwards, I turn the fucker around.

Must be my feminine side.

Sly 08-27-2008 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 14675596)
That is an interesting tip toots. But doesn't explain why all women I know do it this way. I am sure they were not looking up Aaron M history for their reasoning.

Nice factoid all the same.
Didn't this thread prove that it isn't just women that do this?

XoXo Cash 08-27-2008 07:37 PM
i dont care.....as long as its there!!!

Barefootsies 08-27-2008 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14675656)
Didn't this thread prove that it isn't just women that do this?
Did I say ALL or JUST WOMEN?????

Nope. :disgust

What I said was...

Quote:
why all women I know do it this way
This thread proves that many people deal with the TP roll different ways for different reasons.

NikKay 08-30-2008 06:55 PM
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/0...paper-hang.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

footmonkey 08-30-2008 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 14673226)
Flap in the back for me, don't like it to spin clockwise <_<

Another thing I wonder is, why does everyone mentioning Charmin called it Charman in this thread including the person who posted an image?!
You're crazy on the back thing :) but I was thinking the same about Charmin. :thumbsup

Basic_man 08-30-2008 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uno (Post 14670369)
I'm the opposite. Flap in front. My gf drives me insane putting it in the back. How the fuck does that make sense?
SAme for me. WHY!!!!!!

Barefootsies 08-30-2008 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NikKay (Post 14688838)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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