What exactly can/does an escort do? - GoFuckYourself.com

Plat · 10-28-2002, 12:00 AM

I've never had experience with escorts, curious what goes down....someone fill me in?

Voodoo · 10-28-2002, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by Plat
I've never had experience with escorts, curious what goes down....someone fill me in?

I'm not big on Ford. Maybe a Chevy if I was forced to buy Amarican.

beemk · 10-28-2002, 12:02 AM

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MakeMeGrrrrowl · 10-28-2002, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by Plat
I've never had experience with escorts, curious what goes down

If you pay her enough...she will =)

Brown Bear · 10-28-2002, 12:03 AM

I've never been with one either, but all its about is sex.

You pay them and they have sex with you.

It is legal because you are only paying them for their time to be with you (not to have sex with you), but whatever 2 consenting adults do with their time is their business and if they happen to have sex than so be it.

Lev · 10-28-2002, 12:18 AM

most escorts will do pretty much anything if you pay them

Dildozer · 10-28-2002, 12:46 AM

they will suck you off til your balls explode

WiredGuy · 10-28-2002, 12:50 AM

Legally, you are paying for their companionship.
Of course we both know what kind of companionship to expect with escort rates between $200-$400 per hour.

WG

NoCarrier · 10-28-2002, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Legally, you are paying for their companionship.
Of course we both know what kind of companionship to expect with escort rates between $200-$400 per hour.

WG

In Montreal, they charge $150 CDN for an hour, so that's around $95 USD. That's a great deal for the american tourists

RMG · 10-28-2002, 01:32 AM

haha...escorts sound just as bad as having a real girlfriend. They fuck you...they take your money.

dickblast · 10-28-2002, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by RMG
haha...escorts sound just as bad as having a real girlfriend. They fuck you...they take your money.

lol yeah u cant even feel good about cornholing or facialing an escort cuz u are paying for the priviliege

at least w a girlfriend u can be the first guy to totally demean her that way, small consolation when u break up with her and know shes scarred for life

tree · 10-28-2002, 01:54 AM

nothin like stickin your pecker in a hole where 17 other schlongs were the same week

chupacabra · 10-28-2002, 02:06 AM

you don't pay escorts for sex whatsoever, nor for their time...

...you are paying them to *leave* afterwards.

mastamindz · 10-28-2002, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Legally, you are paying for their companionship.
Of course we both know what kind of companionship to expect with escort rates between $200-$400 per hour.

WG

Do any go by the minute? I only need 4 or 5 minutes

Dugmor · 10-28-2002, 02:13 AM

WHAT TO EXPECT

DO EXPECT her to check your i.d. carefully. She does not want to get busted. Don't be surprised if she asks you to take off pants and shorts to expose your penis. She thinks that will prove you aren't a cop (although it really doesn't). DO expect to feel like a clumsy idiot standing there half-naked!
DO EXPECT her to turn and leave if you use any specific words that can lead to her arrest. "Hey, babe, how's about a quick blow job?" will make most escorts leave quickly, both because those words describe an illegal act and because you'd be proving you're a crude dumbass. You can NOT use any such words...at least not until you both have decided you aren't with a cop and are naked. Then you can get more specific.
These initial moments are tricky. You both share common desires --- you, sex; her, cash --- but you also both share common apprehensions because this is an illegal activity, and for all she knows you're a cop and for all you know she is a cop. My suggestion to you is to let her lead the way here. After all, she's a pro and she knows the drill. To ease the way, you might even smile winsomely and confess this is a first for you. Another way to ease through those awkward moments is to sit next to her and gently touch her arm, slowly to a leg, and let things develop.
You've probably caught on that these safe-guards are all on her side: she is discovering if you're a cop, but you haven't an equal opportunity to discover if she's one. How to get around that? I suggest you deal with escorts you _know_ have been in business for a goodly length of time (you've seen their webpages for several months or more) and who have been reviewed positively in the various sites.
I've found that it helps ease her suspicions if I offer to meet her in the parking lot and take her through the lobby up to my room. I do that because if I were an escort, I'd find that trip through the lobby a bit awkward, but I imagine the professionals are used to it. Sometimes I've pointed out my car to show it has out-of-state tags, although I'm not keen on giving away that clue to who I am.
DO EXPECT that she may, especially if she's from an agency, phone in to let them know she's there and that things are going well. Also DO EXPECT that she will call after the session is finished to let them know she is OK and leaving for the next session or whatever.
DO EXPECT to pay her for her time upfront, of course. The amount varies by region and by escort, but in general it ranges from around $110 (in a place like West Virginia) to $500 or more (in large cities or with one of the "super-stars"). Cash. She won't take your personal check. If she's wise, she also won't take your plastic (that can lead to a bust because it crosses interstate lines). Some will advise you to leave the money lying on the dresser, working on the premise that is less illegal than actually giving it to her. I'm not sure I perceive the distinction, but what the hell. Best course of action is to just place the money on a bedside table or hand directly to her without saying anything. Repeat don't say anything.
DO EXPECT that once she has received the fee AND is satisfied you are not a cop (and/or not a crude s.o.b.), that she may go into the bathroom, often telling you to "get comfortable" which means you undress. This is a good time to put on all locks on the motel room door, if you haven't already done so. She'll return from the bathroom naked, or maybe in bra and panties. You can, if this is your thing, tell her that you want to undress her.
DO EXPECT her to insist you wear a condom (or rubber, if you prefer that name). If she doesn't insist on that, I'd bail out on the premise she takes way too many risks. She will have one, but I suggest you bring your own, several in case one breaks or whatever. Not one that has a foul taste.
DO EXPECT to treat her like a human being, not an object. Offer her a coke or a drink. See what she wants. Hell, be _nice_. In every walk of life and in every profession people who treat others with kindness, compassion and caring generally get better service.
DO EXPECT her to treat you professionally. She sees you as a client, not her boyfriend. If you want moon/june romance, stick with a girl-friend. She is a pro and she knows about everything you can possibly suggest, so she'll do those things. Not ALL of those things. Most escorts will not accept anal sex ("Greek"), for example. But she will be ready for you to want oral sex ("French") or to put your penis between her breasts ("Russian") and such.
DO EXPECT her to be ready to leave after you've climaxed once. If you are lucky and connect with a quality, professional escort she may well offer a second climax OR she may stay the remainder of the hour and offer to massage your back or just to chit-chat. Consider a "second chance" OR filling out the hour to be a bonus.
DO EXPECT to let her know you appreciated the session, verbally and perhaps financially, if you feel so inclined. A tip, though not always expected is ALWAYS appreciated! Doesn't have to be a huge tip, I typically tip from $20-$50 for a one hour session. More for longer sessions or "extra-special" service.

WHAT NOT TO EXPECT

DO NOT EXPECT anything without a condom. Plain common sense!
DO NOT EXPECT to perform oral sex on her. Many escorts don't like that.
DO NOT EXPECT deep kisses. Most escorts hate that, and besides, she's not your girl-friend you're trying to seduce.
DO NOT EXPECT to insert your fingers in her pussy. That hurts.
DO NOT EXPECT "Greek" or anal sex, unless she specifically mentions or advertises such a specialty. If available, it will generally be expected that you may pay an additional fee for the "extra" time.

tree · 10-28-2002, 02:19 AM

wat can i EXPECT when i ask her about goats?

i cant beleive you typed all that.....4 tylenol PM and a joint will take you right down off that coke man

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 10-28-2002, 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by Dugmor
DO NOT EXPECT to insert your fingers in her pussy. That hurts.

ugh! Not really *smile* I kinda like it! =) But I'm not an escort..just for the record.

Loch · 10-28-2002, 05:22 AM

Comon ppl....all girls are escorts!!!

You take them to a fancy dinner, maybe you get laid!
*repeat*
*repeat*
*repeat*
You take them to company dinners "hire a limo".
*repeat*

Either way your out thousands of $$$

Escorts just have one BIG advantage.....they dong get pissed off when you fuck her friend

DarkJedi · 10-28-2002, 06:14 AM

sounds like escorts are fun.
cool

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Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	most escorts will do pretty much anything if you pay them

10-28-2002, 01:32 AM	#10
RMG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 542	haha...escorts sound just as bad as having a real girlfriend. They fuck you...they take your money.

10-28-2002, 01:54 AM	#12
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	nothin like stickin your pecker in a hole where 17 other schlongs were the same week

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chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	you don't pay escorts for sex whatsoever, nor for their time... ...you are paying them to leave afterwards.

10-28-2002, 02:13 AM	#15
Dugmor The Traffic Cowboy Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: BP4L - Vice Prez Posts: 7,596	WHAT TO EXPECT DO EXPECT her to check your i.d. carefully. She does not want to get busted. Don't be surprised if she asks you to take off pants and shorts to expose your penis. She thinks that will prove you aren't a cop (although it really doesn't). DO expect to feel like a clumsy idiot standing there half-naked! DO EXPECT her to turn and leave if you use any specific words that can lead to her arrest. "Hey, babe, how's about a quick blow job?" will make most escorts leave quickly, both because those words describe an illegal act and because you'd be proving you're a crude dumbass. You can NOT use any such words...at least not until you both have decided you aren't with a cop and are naked. Then you can get more specific. These initial moments are tricky. You both share common desires --- you, sex; her, cash --- but you also both share common apprehensions because this is an illegal activity, and for all she knows you're a cop and for all you know she is a cop. My suggestion to you is to let her lead the way here. After all, she's a pro and she knows the drill. To ease the way, you might even smile winsomely and confess this is a first for you. Another way to ease through those awkward moments is to sit next to her and gently touch her arm, slowly to a leg, and let things develop. You've probably caught on that these safe-guards are all on her side: she is discovering if you're a cop, but you haven't an equal opportunity to discover if she's one. How to get around that? I suggest you deal with escorts you _know_ have been in business for a goodly length of time (you've seen their webpages for several months or more) and who have been reviewed positively in the various sites. I've found that it helps ease her suspicions if I offer to meet her in the parking lot and take her through the lobby up to my room. I do that because if I were an escort, I'd find that trip through the lobby a bit awkward, but I imagine the professionals are used to it. Sometimes I've pointed out my car to show it has out-of-state tags, although I'm not keen on giving away that clue to who I am. DO EXPECT that she may, especially if she's from an agency, phone in to let them know she's there and that things are going well. Also DO EXPECT that she will call after the session is finished to let them know she is OK and leaving for the next session or whatever. DO EXPECT to pay her for her time upfront, of course. The amount varies by region and by escort, but in general it ranges from around $110 (in a place like West Virginia) to $500 or more (in large cities or with one of the "super-stars"). Cash. She won't take your personal check. If she's wise, she also won't take your plastic (that can lead to a bust because it crosses interstate lines). Some will advise you to leave the money lying on the dresser, working on the premise that is less illegal than actually giving it to her. I'm not sure I perceive the distinction, but what the hell. Best course of action is to just place the money on a bedside table or hand directly to her without saying anything. Repeat don't say anything. DO EXPECT that once she has received the fee AND is satisfied you are not a cop (and/or not a crude s.o.b.), that she may go into the bathroom, often telling you to "get comfortable" which means you undress. This is a good time to put on all locks on the motel room door, if you haven't already done so. She'll return from the bathroom naked, or maybe in bra and panties. You can, if this is your thing, tell her that you want to undress her. DO EXPECT her to insist you wear a condom (or rubber, if you prefer that name). If she doesn't insist on that, I'd bail out on the premise she takes way too many risks. She will have one, but I suggest you bring your own, several in case one breaks or whatever. Not one that has a foul taste. DO EXPECT to treat her like a human being, not an object. Offer her a coke or a drink. See what she wants. Hell, be _nice_. In every walk of life and in every profession people who treat others with kindness, compassion and caring generally get better service. DO EXPECT her to treat you professionally. She sees you as a client, not her boyfriend. If you want moon/june romance, stick with a girl-friend. She is a pro and she knows about everything you can possibly suggest, so she'll do those things. Not ALL of those things. Most escorts will not accept anal sex ("Greek"), for example. But she will be ready for you to want oral sex ("French") or to put your penis between her breasts ("Russian") and such. DO EXPECT her to be ready to leave after you've climaxed once. If you are lucky and connect with a quality, professional escort she may well offer a second climax OR she may stay the remainder of the hour and offer to massage your back or just to chit-chat. Consider a "second chance" OR filling out the hour to be a bonus. DO EXPECT to let her know you appreciated the session, verbally and perhaps financially, if you feel so inclined. A tip, though not always expected is ALWAYS appreciated! Doesn't have to be a huge tip, I typically tip from $20-$50 for a one hour session. More for longer sessions or "extra-special" service. WHAT NOT TO EXPECT DO NOT EXPECT anything without a condom. Plain common sense! DO NOT EXPECT to perform oral sex on her. Many escorts don't like that. DO NOT EXPECT deep kisses. Most escorts hate that, and besides, she's not your girl-friend you're trying to seduce. DO NOT EXPECT to insert your fingers in her pussy. That hurts. DO NOT EXPECT "Greek" or anal sex, unless she specifically mentions or advertises such a specialty. 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10-28-2002, 02:19 AM	#16
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Loch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,674	Comon ppl....all girls are escorts!!! You take them to a fancy dinner, maybe you get laid! repeat repeat repeat You take them to company dinners "hire a limo". repeat Either way your out thousands of $$$ Escorts just have one BIG advantage.....they dong get pissed off when you fuck her friend __________________ Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com

10-28-2002, 06:14 AM	#19
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