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OG LennyT 08-26-2008 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karupted Charles (Post 14665874)
I can honestly say that though your point has logic behind it I have found that the statement itself is untrue. I know many honest business men. I also know many out and out crooks. Of them some of the most honest guys who would help you out no matter your situation and who love there wives very much cheat. On the flip side i know guys that would skin you alive for 50 cents and they are 100% faithful. Marriage and buisiness have virtually no correlation.

Thanks Charles.

I do adult part-time, for years now... the few people I have done biz with, I have treated as I would like to be treated, fair and honest.

Interesting the comparison of biz and fucking come into play here, didn't see it coming...

Paco, of Large Cash. 08-26-2008 10:42 AM

Fact 1:
Oh-too many married guys are complete and utter morons whom hate their wives, and are so fucking sick of eating the same boring ass meal (have sex w/same woman or ""wife"").

Fact 2: (not to be confused with fuck you)
Most married guys are beyond pathetic. They tell their lame ass tales, about tapping tail, on boards in hopes to build a virtual male camaraderie with those that share similar retarded qualities!

Fact 3: Only idiots brag about disrespecting their so-called loved ones. These are the type that need to be tested prior to breeding since our world needs no more of this quality of being on it!

AND..

Fact 4: People like YOU are what's made the institution, know as marriage, utterly worthless and meaningless! Another twist of the proverbial spoon would be your getting hitched to that poor bitch in a church.

I feel sorry for your wife and any kids you may have had or plan on having!

MrMaxwell 08-26-2008 10:54 AM

Cheaters are Bitches.

Man look it if you ain't got the balls to say straight to your broad what you want and what you're doing, you're a hoe for lying to your woman. You got no balls.

If all were right in the world infidelity would be punishable by death.
Because of violating a sacred trust for an hour or two of pleasure.
Because of being to weak and worthless to be of any real use
Because of being a failure

I'll walk away from any woman out there if she's married. I don't keep company with scandalous assed hoes even for some random blowjob. And if I want something outside of what I got with my woman I'd say it straight to her like a real man should.

Want all of that freedom, just have housegirls.

MrMaxwell 08-26-2008 10:55 AM

too not to

aico 08-26-2008 10:56 AM

only cuz their wives get fat after marriage, so their is actually more ass there.

sniperwolf 08-26-2008 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash. (Post 14666412)
I feel sorry for your wife and any kids you may have had or plan on having!

:thumbsup

just a punk 08-26-2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 14662321)
lets hope your wife doesnt read gfy..lol

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

MichaelP 08-26-2008 11:30 AM

Charles, even though your statement makes sense too, I need to say that this have NOTHING to do with morals or ethics, but simply TRUST.

Some program owner tells me "We'll never Shave your sales..." Then at the next show I see him fooling around... Guess what? I pull my links...

Want some more of what you have at home? leave it and get something new, not both... Can't leave it? Then bring her in it (if she wants to of course), join a swingers club or something... At least the relation will be honest :2 cents:

Females agreed with me of course... Maybe it's my Metro Side talking here .. hehe :)

Kudles 08-26-2008 11:32 AM

Your an ass!

cool1 08-26-2008 11:37 AM

I don't know, telling women you are a divoriced single father of (2), who has recently had a vasectomy, gets you laid quite a bit. of course sometime you have to show proof. damn modern times...lol

Karupted Charles 08-26-2008 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP (Post 14666645)
Charles, even though your statement makes sense too, I need to say that this have NOTHING to do with morals or ethics, but simply TRUST.

Some program owner tells me "We'll never Shave your sales..." Then at the next show I see him fooling around... Guess what? I pull my links...

Want some more of what you have at home? leave it and get something new, not both... Can't leave it? Then bring her in it (if she wants to of course), join a swingers club or something... At least the relation will be honest :2 cents:

Females agreed with me of course... Maybe it's my Metro Side talking here .. hehe :)

Ok that?s fair. I think it is funny watching people bitch about a dude cheating on his wife but they support hosts like choopa who host people stealing from them or promote brazzers or any of the other botom feeders. My only point is there is a lot worse going on then guys cheating on wives and yet nobody cares about that. Would you accept sponsor ship money from them or work with them base don your belief in trust?

Anyways I have to leave the office for a bit so you can all get back on your Lenny witch hunt.

cool1 08-26-2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 14666483)
Cheaters are Bitches.

Man look it if you ain't got the balls to say straight to your broad what you want and what you're doing, you're a hoe for lying to your woman. You got no balls.

If all were right in the world infidelity would be punishable by death.
Because of violating a sacred trust for an hour or two of pleasure.
Because of being to weak and worthless to be of any real use
Because of being a failure

I'll walk away from any woman out there if she's married. I don't keep company with scandalous assed hoes even for some random blowjob. And if I want something outside of what I got with my woman I'd say it straight to her like a real man should.

Want all of that freedom, just have housegirls.

I agree, after having 2 wifes cheat on me I know what you are talking about.
would never do that myself, and if I told any of my women that I want another women to fuck, she would kick my ass and I would be hitting the curb with my shit soon to follow.
So I stay loyal and faithfull.

Doctor Dre 08-26-2008 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14662529)
you need to understand one thing

women can smell pussy

even if it was just last week it is still fresh, they can smell it on you somehow, they know you got laid and in their fucked up little minds want something other women have.

it has nothing to do with being married it is you carrying the scent of pussy.

i get fucked like its nothing now, i dont remember the last time i had a pussy drought

when your on you need to keep your game up these idiots who are like "im good i got layed last week" are stupid, you need to keep that scent fresh or your pimp game dies down.

Or maybe it's just the confidence that comes with getting laid, but I have to agree with this... When I have a regular fuck budy, I get way more pussy.

Bojangles 08-26-2008 11:52 AM

When you have a girlfriend, girls throw themselves at you.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 08-26-2008 11:59 AM

I have absolutely no respect for the institution of marriage. I don't want to get married, and frankly I don't even really understand the concept of needing a piece of paper to be with someone. But I do believe in honesty and I don't know why more people can't be honest. If you want to fuck around, just go for it! Just be fucking honest and do it. Why drag someone into a lie and live a lie yourself? I can't imagine living like that.

BVF 08-26-2008 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash. (Post 14666412)
Fact 1:
Oh-too many married guys are complete and utter morons whom hate their wives, and are so fucking sick of eating the same boring ass meal (have sex w/same woman or ""wife"").

Fact 2: (not to be confused with fuck you)
Most married guys are beyond pathetic. They tell their lame ass tales, about tapping tail, on boards in hopes to build a virtual male camaraderie with those that share similar retarded qualities!

Fact 3: Only idiots brag about disrespecting their so-called loved ones. These are the type that need to be tested prior to breeding since our world needs no more of this quality of being on it!

AND..

Fact 4: People like YOU are what's made the institution, know as marriage, utterly worthless and meaningless! Another twist of the proverbial spoon would be your getting hitched to that poor bitch in a church.

I feel sorry for your wife and any kids you may have had or plan on having!

Wow, that's what the average joe would say to you...Paco...of Large Cash, A PORNO COMPANY!!!

What the fuck is wrong with some of y'all in here?....There are plenty of women who would divorce their husbands just for looking at porn...

Either get off of your collective high horses or go purchase an truck and become the Ice Cream Man.

OG LennyT 08-26-2008 04:57 PM

I expected some of the hate coming from the insecure guys on the forum. These are also the same guys that hack their wives' emails, don't let them go out with the girls, etc..

Like the black vagina finder said "Get off your fucking high horses" - this is adult right?

Big Red Machine 08-26-2008 06:29 PM

Follow your Bliss

OG LennyT 08-26-2008 08:54 PM

Here's the breasts pic that got this whole thing going. Connected to the net on my phone and the pic was there :)

Like I was saying, I don't look to get laid but pussy is thrown at me and i have to take advantage of all good opportunities.. when I was single and trying so hard to get some, forget it.

http://pooncity.com/images/breasts.jpg

MrMaxwell 08-27-2008 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT (Post 14669082)
I expected some of the hate coming from the insecure guys on the forum. These are also the same guys that hack their wives' emails, don't let them go out with the girls, etc..

Like the black vagina finder said "Get off your fucking high horses" - this is adult right?



"This is adult" doesn't mean "This is crooked"... you sound like some media clown. We're respectable people just like anyone else.

Insecure, I ain't the one, pal, I tell my woman straight.
She even is pointing out fat round butts when we go out somewhere even before I see them.. for some reason all of the women I've ever kept company with happened to LOVE cooking for me and sucking on me.... I guess that it is because I am such an AngEL over here.

It's funny how easy it is to get what you want when you have the balls to play the game straight.. Understand, you, that good men like me don't like scumballs like you because you wreck good women we could have enjoyed.

PS: When your woman finds out that you're not worth the air you suck, she'll probably kick you in your balls and take your $$$ :thumbsup

MrMaxwell 08-27-2008 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojangles (Post 14666761)
When you have a girlfriend, girls throw themselves at you.

Yea man, you know that's right..
I never would speak with a second time a woman who tried to take my pants down when I'm spoken for.. No respect for scandalous assed bitches.

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-27-2008 08:35 AM

this is why i know i will never get married lol

_Richard_ 08-27-2008 09:32 AM

why don't you just leave your wife?

said something about expecting hate from 'insecure men', but if you're cheating on your wife, not telling her, why not just leave?

OG LennyT 08-27-2008 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 14672197)
It's funny how easy it is to get what you want when you have the balls to play the game straight..

PS: When your woman finds out that you're not worth the air you suck, she'll probably kick you in your balls and take your $$$ :thumbsup

you know what they say about assumptions

this thread is about married guys can get more ass than single guys... you have no idea what my marital arrangement is, nor am I going to explain it because that's not the point here :error

Jman 08-27-2008 09:38 AM

The Level of maturity on this board never cease to amaze me. You can be damn sure it's an idiot kid who made a thread when you see Metaman's remark about him being a super cock... LMAO to all you fucking fools... Please don't grow up as you are very amusing ;-)

CaptainHowdy 08-27-2008 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 14672603)
The Level of maturity on this board never cease to amaze me. You can be damn sure it's an idiot kid who made a thread when you see Metaman's remark about him being a super cock... LMAO to all you fucking fools... Please don't grow up as you are very amusing ;-)

The first rule is not to take a board too seriously... :D!

CDSmith 08-27-2008 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT (Post 14669082)
I expected some of the hate coming from the insecure guys on the forum. These are also the same guys that hack their wives' emails, don't let them go out with the girls, etc..

Like the black vagina finder said "Get off your fucking high horses" - this is adult right?

I wouldn't necessarily equate those who are down on cheating as being insecure. Seems a bit of a reach to me. My first reply in this thread was made because I saw the humor in what you posted and went that route, but the fact is I'm no fan of cheaters either.

However, I knew enough not to assume you don't have some sort of open arrangement with your wife. If that's the case then all the best (tits) to you Lenny.

btw, that chick has some nice cookies. I have a strange urge to get a glass of milk to go with em.

firecracker 08-27-2008 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 14662997)
That's cause married mens wives have fat asses and they don;t get none at home.

I don't have a fat ass...? Matter of fact I don't have a fat anything. :1orglaugh

Paco, of Large Cash. 08-27-2008 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14666932)
Wow, that's what the average joe would say to you...Paco...of Large Cash, A PORNO COMPANY!!!

What the fuck is wrong with some of y'all in here?....There are plenty of women who would divorce their husbands just for looking at porn...

Either get off of your collective high horses or go purchase an truck and become the Ice Cream Man.

'scuse me, but it seems you are the one that needs to dismount, because you obviously are SO high up on yer pony that you can not even read, or see the words:

a). Where the fuck did you see me promoting cheating, or extra marital affairs?

b). I care not twat the average schmo believes nor do I care for their basket weaving mentalities, ESPECIALLY when they think like that!

c). the high horse belongs to pylons whom (1) uttered the obviously bullshit words to person they supposedly love (snicker), and (2) attempted to make their lil pony even taller by posting such bunky antics.

As for females toasting their male of choice for viewing porn ... so? Twat the flock do I care for such? If a guy is not honest enough to inform his wife about something that IS her business, the idiots deserve to be skidded! Why?? Obviously his greatest concern is his monkey, not his wife!

BTW, ignoramuses view fucking and viewing/gawking as the same!

Remember kiddies: looking is not a crime.


The thing that had me on the floor laughing my ass off is how this person can ever expect others to ever see him as a person honest enough to do business with??
After all, this person can oh-so easily disrespect and outright lie to the person he once upon a time said he loved, so exactly what do you think tis quality of being will do to those they do not (supposedly love)?

Believing any other and you are just as stunned as this guys poor wife.


BTW, IF it ain't such a biggie, exactly why has he not told the stooopid bitch?

P.S. I hope she is slamming ever sausage that offers her $5! Of course, being SO loving, she refuses ... the cash!

OG LennyT 08-27-2008 11:38 AM

read post 64 Paco

Quote:

you know what they say about assumptions

this thread is about married guys can get more ass than single guys... you have no idea what my marital arrangement is, nor am I going to explain it because that's not the point here
you sound like a bitter cuckold husband... wife got your balls in her purse?

I reiterate, pussy is easier to get as a married person. That is all.

uvort 08-27-2008 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT (Post 14663524)
ahahahahaaaaa

yeah I got some nipple action and licked it before I sticked it

when we were done, I was drinking a Coke in the kitchen. She asked me if I wanted a cold beer instead.

I replied "I'll sleep with a man's wife, but I will not drink his beer."

she laughed

Good man, honor among thieves right there.

J. Falcon 08-27-2008 11:50 AM

I feel sorry for your wife.

ARS Bryan 08-27-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14662529)
you need to keep that scent fresh or your pimp game dies down.

rofllllllllll :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OG LennyT 02-15-2009 07:18 PM

update on this one:

22 year old chick starts teasing me about this archive room in the basement of the building... "what goes on in archives stays in archives..."

we flirt back and forth for another hour, before I know it we are in the archive room and my dick is slamming her silly..

oh shit.. pussy is my weakness and it's plentiful these days.

life is good my brothers :)

NickB. 02-15-2009 07:22 PM

LOLOLOL - Im single - I know what Im getting hahahaha

Cutty 02-15-2009 09:52 PM

i hope while you were bangin this chick you're wife was in a interracial gangbang sucking 10 black cocks twice the size of yours getting the bukkake!

Cutty 02-15-2009 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP (Post 14665741)
Let me see if I get this straight ....

So if you can cheat on the most important person in your life (your wife), then I suppose you don't give a rat ass about people you conduct business with...

just my :2 cents:

owned!!!

I agree 100% I would never do business with you based on this type of shit.

There is nothing OG about you.

Rochard 02-16-2009 12:06 AM

What's even better is when your wife brings home other chicks for you.

nation-x 02-16-2009 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 15501413)
What's even better is when your wife brings home other chicks for you.

I was just about to post something along that line. :) You beat me to it. I don't have any desire or need to cheat on my wife for this very reason... I probably get more pussy than any pornstar... so much that sometimes I just don't want anymore. My wife and I are swingers (as I have posted before) and it is UNREAL how easy it is for a chick to get pussy... there is no comparison my friend... the minute you think you can get more pussy than a woman... that is the minute you crossed over into fantasy land.

Sid70 02-16-2009 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by OG LennyT (Post 14662301)
I flirt with the women I work with.. can't help it, especially being a part-time porn guy. This chick sends me a picture of her tits. I text her back and forth.. hubby's away for a few days.. and I followed her home after work.

Walked in her home and immediately started kissing her, we went to the bedroom and fucked in several positions. I showered and left while she was cleaning up.

So easy to tap some ass.

When I was single though, I was willing to pay for some pussy, it was hard to come by.

chicks like banging married guys and it's all good :thumbsup

I can't keep off quoting myself:
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/888135-consider-egt-married.html


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