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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393
    #1

    Just got jury duty....

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!



    “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
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    • klaze
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2008
      • 2167
      #2
      This is why I have a tattoo of a snake on my neck.

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        • After Shock Media
          It's coming look busy
          • Mar 2001
          • 35299
          #3
          Oh noes. What is the big deal.

          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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            • munki
              Do Fun Shit.
              • Dec 2004
              • 13393
              #4
              Originally posted by After Shock Media
              Oh noes. What is the big deal.
              Metal detectors take a really fucking long time for me to get through... a couple people here have been stuck behind me on one and can vouch... lol

              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 16502
                  #5
                  take the Jacob's Latter out!

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                    • BradM
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3397
                      #6
                      "I do not believe in the United States Legal system, and believe we should instead of having a court system deal with all criminals in a USSR fashion - shoot first and don't bother asking any questions. I would suggest finding someone else to fill my spot."

                      Easy way out.

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                        • Marcus Aurelius
                          No Refunds Issued.
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 14809
                          #7
                          Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.

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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MDCQ
                              Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.
                              Nah. They jail you now for that. Too common of an excuse.

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                                • LeRoy
                                  Porn Pusher
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 13364
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MDCQ
                                  Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.
                                  Works for me
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                                    • munki
                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 13393
                                      #10
                                      Time to grow the mohawk back before call date...

                                      “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                        • greg1
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 141
                                          #11
                                          wow...it's a honor))) how can you got it?)

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                                            • Sosa
                                              In Tushy Land
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 40149
                                              #12
                                              luckily i haven't had to do it yet.

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                                                • tony299
                                                  lurker
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 57021
                                                  #13
                                                  go its an interesting experience. I actually served once, been called another three times. One was for the grand jury, I was disappointed I didnt get it.

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                                                    • PervertInPueblaMexico
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2008
                                                      • 202
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by MDCQ
                                                      Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.
                                                      Ditto. I registered to vote, next thing you know, jury duty. I used exactly this to get out. It will work.

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                                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                                          Now choke yourself!
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 12085
                                                          #15
                                                          I prefer to tell them that it's hard to be impartial when everyone's out to get me.

                                                          That raises a few eyebrows, AND gets a dismissal.

                                                          Stop by on the way and get $1 worth of aluminum foil.

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                                                            • After Shock Media
                                                              It's coming look busy
                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                              • 35299
                                                              #16
                                                              And most of you think the jury system will save your porn ass if you end up on trial, lolz.

                                                              [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                                                • rhon23
                                                                  Rebel Girl
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 3275
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I had it in January. Sat there for 8 plus hours while they called about 6 people to serve then it was done and I got to go home and done with it. Just suck it up and go. They have heard every excuse you can come up with so dont even bother trying.

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