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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    "There Is No God", says Bible

    There is no God.
    Psalms 14:1a, 53:1a

    It's in there.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • Fletch XXX
      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
      • Jan 2002
      • 60840
      #2
      "ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye shall do"

      thats in there too, one of my favorites

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        • Eriic
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2008
          • 2995
          #3
          Twisted fuckers

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            • bbm
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2005
              • 3710
              #4
              Bible is just book

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                • fatfoo
                  ICQ:649699063
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 27763
                  #5
                  You fools, this is what is says without cutting out parts:

                  "The fool has said in his heart,`There is no God' "

                  Send me an email: [email protected]

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                    • Grapesoda
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 46238
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                      There is no God.
                      Psalms 14:1a, 53:1a

                      It's in there.
                      actually the bible doesn't 'say' anything. it's an inanimate object and can't 'talk'.

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                        • AdultMovies.bz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 1036
                          #7
                          The bible states as much contradicting passages as it can so that people who have "faith" can find at least one thing in there they agree with and grab onto that (blocking the rest out)...
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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400
                              #8
                              The bible is for Zealots.

                              i like waffles

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                                • Dagwolf
                                  President of Canada
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 23141
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                                  You fools, this is what is says without cutting out parts:

                                  "The fool has said in his heart,`There is no God' "

                                  I can take biblical quotes out of context. The churches have been doing it for ages.
                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                    • Dagwolf
                                      President of Canada
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 23141
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                      "ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye shall do"

                                      thats in there too, one of my favorites
                                      I like that one. Also the dirty bits. Song of Solomon is pretty hot.
                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                        • Shai West
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2008
                                          • 498
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by sharphead
                                          The bible is for Zealots.

                                          sharphead, you just became the coolest poster at GFY in my eyes.xxx
                                          Still not where I should have been by now...time to take matters into my own hands...

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                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 20368
                                              #12

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                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 20368
                                                  #13
                                                  accept your cosmic jewish zombie master NOW!

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                                                    • brandonstills
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 1964
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by bbm
                                                      Bible is just book
                                                      Actually it means books. As in plural. I find it funny when people say the bible is the only word of God because a few people got together and decided which writings to put in there. It's funny too because Christ is quoted in there as referring to other books and guess what, they aren't in the bible.

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                                                        • Iron Fist
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 23400
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Shai West
                                                          sharphead, you just became the coolest poster at GFY in my eyes.xxx
                                                          Awww... well tanks!
                                                          i like waffles

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                                                            • JamesK
                                                              hi
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 16731
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by sharphead
                                                              The bible is for Zealots.

                                                              priceless
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                                                                • bobby666
                                                                  boots are my religion
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 21765
                                                                  #17
                                                                  ..............as i always used to say

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                                                                    • fatfoo
                                                                      ICQ:649699063
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 27763
                                                                      #18
                                                                      was jesus gay?

                                                                      Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                                                        • shermo
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                          I just spit up my Perrier.

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