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  • Sleestak Attack
    Registered User
    • Aug 2008
    • 85

    #1

    YOUR Animated/Sketched Avatar = You are hiding something ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    Most of the Animation/sketch drawings of Dudes used in avatars just SCREAMS -

    I'm BALD, or, I'm FAT, and more than likely - I'M BALD AND FAT! (And I mistakenly believe that the cartoon drawing of me from 8 years ago helps make me look less bald and fat.)

    FUCK - YOU AIN'T FOOLIN NOBODY YOU BALD FAT FUCKER!
  • Tjeezers
    Webmaster
    • Mar 2007
    • 16602

    #2
    It is not a shame to show off with a better picture of yourself. It is a part of marketing

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    • bobby666
      boots are my religion
      • Nov 2005
      • 21765

      #3
      who cares about ?

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      • Sleestak Attack
        Registered User
        • Aug 2008
        • 85

        #4
        Originally posted by Sex2Have
        It is not a shame to show off with a better picture of yourself. It is a part of marketing

        True.


        .

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        • Sleestak Attack
          Registered User
          • Aug 2008
          • 85

          #5
          Originally posted by bobby666
          who cares about ?


          Fat.

          (and probably bald)

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          • fluffygrrl
            So Fucking Banned
            • May 2006
            • 2187

            #6
            Originally posted by Sex2Have
            It is not a shame to show off with a better picture of yourself. It is a part of marketing
            No, it is a shame. It may be part of marketing, but how's that magically make it unshameful ?

            It's like saying it's not a shame to eat shit, it was part of a bigger turd.

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            • Fletch XXX
              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
              • Jan 2002
              • 60840

              #7
              im a pretty hot fucking chick

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              • The Duck
                Adult Content Provider
                • May 2005
                • 18243

                #8
                Mmm, big turds.
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                • martinsc
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 27047

                  #9
                  <--- that really is me....
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                  • The Heron
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 4496

                    #10
                    Hmm what's that make me?

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                    • minddust
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 2438

                      #11
                      Yet another fucking moron

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                      • Sleestak Attack
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 85

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Heron
                        Hmm what's that make me?


                        This "law" applies ONLY to men who have any sort of hand drawn avatar (of themselves).


                        Women can do whatever they want, any time they want, anywhere they want!

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                        • Sleestak Attack
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 85

                          #13
                          Originally posted by minddust
                          Yet another fucking moron

                          WOW!


                          You must be really fat and really bald to be carrying around such anger.








                          Seek help










                          fatty















                          baldy

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                          • baddog
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 107089

                            #14
                            Yeah, I am bald.

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                            • seeandsee
                              Check SIG!
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945

                              #15
                              I am bold with beard!
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                              • Juicy D. Links
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16

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                                • Sleestak Attack
                                  Registered User
                                  • Aug 2008
                                  • 85

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                  Yeah, I am bald.

                                  Whooops, you are the prime example!




                                  You obviously look nothing like your "animated" sketch avatar now. Maybe 25 years ago you sort of looked like that carnival cartoon sketch.


                                  Today, you are WAAAAYYYY FATTTTTERRR and your hair isn't exactly thick.

                                  You use the little cartoon sketch because an ACTUAL picture would scare the shit out of people. Believe me, I've seen you in real life. SCARY!!!!!



                                  Cartoons make you YOUNG forever!

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                                  • Sleestak Attack
                                    Registered User
                                    • Aug 2008
                                    • 85

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by seeandsee
                                    I am bold with beard!
                                    Congrats on being bold!

                                    Congrats on being bearded!

                                    Nothing wrong here!!! Keep on kickin' it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                    • IllTestYourGirls
                                      Ah My Balls
                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 14311

                                      #19
                                      I find this thread ironic and funny as hell

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                                      • Zebra
                                        Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 5091

                                        #20
                                        I look just like my avatar, just a bit less stripey.
                                        Old School

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                                        • Zuzana Designs
                                          All Your Design Needs
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 20896

                                          #21
                                          I'm having a toon done of me, and I'm not bald or fat...

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                                          • Sleestak Attack
                                            Registered User
                                            • Aug 2008
                                            • 85

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

                                            Thanks for continuing to demonstrate this law!


                                            You are a pathetic, unhealthy, gray colored fatty with rapidly receeding hair who tries to hide it ALL by using a cartoon drawing of yourself whenever possible.



                                            Tell me . . . . . . . seriously, does ANYBODY recognize you when they see/meet you for the first time in real life?

                                            I know for a fact that the first thing everyone asks when they meet you for the first time is, "Where is your son (the dude who posts on GFY)"?







                                            I don't blame you for using the cartoon trick Juicy, but don't even try to deny the facts.

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                                            • Sleestak Attack
                                              Registered User
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 85

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                              I'm having a toon done of me, and I'm not bald or fat...

                                              Like I said before, "Women can do whatever they want, any time they want, anywhere they want!"


                                              This only applies to MEN who use cartoon sketches to hide their true selves.

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Sleestak Attack


                                                Today, you are WAAAAYYYY FATTTTTERRR and your hair isn't exactly thick.


                                                You must be looking at the hair around my nuts. That is because I keep that trimmed.

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                                                • Sleestak Attack
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                  • 85

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                                  I find this thread ironic and funny as hell

                                                  Good for you!


                                                  At least you don't have an avatar that was drawn by a clown at the state fair (from 15 years ago) as an avatar.



                                                  I say - YOU RULE!!!

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                                                  • Sleestak Attack
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Aug 2008
                                                    • 85

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by baddog


                                                    You must be looking at the hair around my nuts. That is because I keep that trimmed.




                                                    NO, I'm actually referring to the disgusting, dirty, thinning white shit (you call hair) that appears here and there on the top of your head.


                                                    FACT 1: YOU LOOK REALLY "OLD" IN YOUR AVATAR!


                                                    Fact 2: YOU LOOK "DEAD" IN REAL LIFE!


                                                    Fact 3: By being able to turn back the clock and simply make you look really "OLD" (instead of DEAD) . . . . your cartoon sketch avatar seems to be working.







                                                    Sorry, you can't fight universal truth.

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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      I am surprised my hair even shows up in pics any more.

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                                                      • stickyfingerz
                                                        Doin fine
                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 24984

                                                        #28
                                                        Mine is there so I can pull in the twink affiliates.

                                                        Bask in all my male beauty.




                                                        Sticky Pokes the bear.....

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                                                        • Sleestak Attack
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                          • 85

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                          I am surprised my hair even shows up in pics any more.




                                                          HOLY SHIT - WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S!?!?!


                                                          DEAD MAN WALKING!


                                                          If somebody said that you had been dead for three months before that photograph was taken, I would congratulate the makeup artist! GREAT JOB!


                                                          DEATH IS HARD TO HIDE!

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                                                          • Sleestak Attack
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Aug 2008
                                                            • 85

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                            Mine is there so I can pull in the twink affiliates.

                                                            Bask in all my male beauty.




                                                            Sticky Pokes the bear.....

                                                            Now, I ain't no fag . . . but I will post your official Olympic scores.

                                                            __________________________________________________ ____

                                                            Hair: IT'S A TEN (yelled out only as a feminine male gymnast could yell).

                                                            Body: LOOKS FINE! (from what can be seen)

                                                            Face: Not bad, but I need to consider for a bit. I'll need to consult with the other judges.

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                                                            • Jack Sparrow
                                                              Almost goners..
                                                              • May 2008
                                                              • 11420

                                                              #31
                                                              aliens shoot be asstrained and shot anyway

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                                                              • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 16502

                                                                #32
                                                                I love this guy, keep going, i'm rolling at the shit you say about deaddog.

                                                                I'm fat but i'm not bald.

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                                                                • Nishville
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                  • 284

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'm chubby but imma sexy!!!

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                                                                  • Varius
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                    • 6890

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Can't we just really like the artwork and have it in our avatar as a tribute to the artist ??

                                                                    That said, yeah I've got a few extra LBS (though not bald), but I doubt many people here haven't met me or don't know what I look like yet
                                                                    Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

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                                                                    • baddog
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 107089

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                      I love this guy, keep going, i'm rolling at the shit you say about deaddog.

                                                                      I'm fat but i'm not bald.
                                                                      There are some people out there that I will laugh when I hear of their passing. This fat boy is one of them.

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                                                                      • stickyfingerz
                                                                        Doin fine
                                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                                        • 24984

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Varius
                                                                        Can't we just really like the artwork and have it in our avatar as a tribute to the artist ??

                                                                        That said, yeah I've got a few extra LBS (though not bald), but I doubt many people here haven't met me or don't know what I look like yet
                                                                        I can attest to Keith's hotness.

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                                                                        • sicone
                                                                          Retired
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 18453

                                                                          #37
                                                                          thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. Much appriciated.

                                                                          And yes I am Fat but I'm not quite bald... tho the bald spot does seem to be getting bigger

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                                                                          • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                            • 16502

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                                            There are some people out there that I will laugh when I hear of their passing. This fat boy is one of them.
                                                                            It's a shame your old ass will die years before mine does.

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                                                                            • fatfoo
                                                                              ICQ:649699063
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 27763

                                                                              #39
                                                                              that's me , hows that fat/bald

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                                                                              • fatfoo
                                                                                ICQ:649699063
                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                • 27763

                                                                                #40
                                                                                no, kidding it's not me
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