YOUR Animated/Sketched Avatar = You are hiding something ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

**Juicy D. Links** · 08-23-2008, 08:51 AM

**Sleestak Attack** · 08-23-2008, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Yeah, I am bald.

Whooops, you are the prime example!

You obviously look nothing like your "animated" sketch avatar now. Maybe 25 years ago you sort of looked like that carnival cartoon sketch.

Today, you are WAAAAYYYY FATTTTTERRR and your hair isn't exactly thick.

You use the little cartoon sketch because an ACTUAL picture would scare the shit out of people. Believe me, I've seen you in real life. SCARY!!!!!

Cartoons make you YOUNG forever!

**Sleestak Attack** · 08-23-2008, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by seeandsee

I am bold with beard!

Congrats on being bold!

Congrats on being bearded!

Nothing wrong here!!! Keep on kickin' it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**IllTestYourGirls** · 08-23-2008, 08:59 AM

I find this thread ironic and funny as hell

**Zebra** · 08-23-2008, 09:01 AM

I look just like my avatar, just a bit less stripey.

**Zuzana Designs** · 08-23-2008, 09:01 AM

I'm having a toon done of me, and I'm not bald or fat...

**Sleestak Attack** · 08-23-2008, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Thanks for continuing to demonstrate this law!

You are a pathetic, unhealthy, gray colored fatty with rapidly receeding hair who tries to hide it ALL by using a cartoon drawing of yourself whenever possible.

Tell me . . . . . . . seriously, does ANYBODY recognize you when they see/meet you for the first time in real life?

I know for a fact that the first thing everyone asks when they meet you for the first time is, "Where is your son (the dude who posts on GFY)"?

I don't blame you for using the cartoon trick Juicy, but don't even try to deny the facts.

**Sleestak Attack** · 08-23-2008, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by Zuzana Designs

I'm having a toon done of me, and I'm not bald or fat...

Like I said before, "Women can do whatever they want, any time they want, anywhere they want!"

This only applies to MEN who use cartoon sketches to hide their true selves.

**baddog** · 08-23-2008, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Sleestak Attack

Today, you are WAAAAYYYY FATTTTTERRR and your hair isn't exactly thick.

You must be looking at the hair around my nuts. That is because I keep that trimmed.

**Sleestak Attack** · 08-23-2008, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls

I find this thread ironic and funny as hell

Good for you!

At least you don't have an avatar that was drawn by a clown at the state fair (from 15 years ago) as an avatar.

I say - YOU RULE!!!

**Sleestak Attack** · 08-23-2008, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by baddog

You must be looking at the hair around my nuts. That is because I keep that trimmed.

NO, I'm actually referring to the disgusting, dirty, thinning white shit (you call hair) that appears here and there on the top of your head.

FACT 1: YOU LOOK REALLY "OLD" IN YOUR AVATAR!

Fact 2: YOU LOOK "DEAD" IN REAL LIFE!

Fact 3: By being able to turn back the clock and simply make you look really "OLD" (instead of DEAD) . . . . your cartoon sketch avatar seems to be working.

Sorry, you can't fight universal truth.

**baddog** · 08-23-2008, 10:07 AM

I am surprised my hair even shows up in pics any more.

**stickyfingerz** · 08-23-2008, 10:13 AM

Mine is there so I can pull in the twink affiliates.

Bask in all my male beauty.

Sticky Pokes the bear.....

**Sleestak Attack** · 08-23-2008, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by baddog

I am surprised my hair even shows up in pics any more.

HOLY SHIT - WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S!?!?!

DEAD MAN WALKING!

If somebody said that you had been dead for three months before that photograph was taken, I would congratulate the makeup artist! GREAT JOB!

DEATH IS HARD TO HIDE!

**Sleestak Attack** · 08-23-2008, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by stickyfingerz

Mine is there so I can pull in the twink affiliates.

Bask in all my male beauty.

Sticky Pokes the bear.....

Now, I ain't no fag . . . but I will post your official Olympic scores.

__________________________________________________ ____

Hair: IT'S A TEN (yelled out only as a feminine male gymnast could yell).

Body: LOOKS FINE! (from what can be seen)

Face: Not bad, but I need to consider for a bit. I'll need to consult with the other judges.

YOUR Animated/Sketched Avatar = You are hiding something ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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