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SmokeyTheBear 08-22-2008 02:39 PM

buy life insurance on junkies.

find a methadone clinic, look for some skids, buy them pure heroin to sign a life insurance policy payable to you.

xxweekxx 08-22-2008 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14648596)
Actually at the bottom it says:

Interest is calculated daily and paid monthly.

So is this really a 36% APR? Wait.. what? :upsidedow

http://www.ingdirect.ca/en/save-invest/isa/index.html

no sir..

its paid DAILY but its still not 36%/yr..

Basically with ING im getting 4.5%per annum now, so say i have 10k in there, they'll pay me $450/YR, which divided per day comes out to $1.20/day.

Make sense?

fatfoo 08-22-2008 02:49 PM

i'll go with tube site

johnuno11 08-22-2008 02:58 PM

You need to invest your money in cocaine! All of it!!

High demand! Come here I got a person in Miami waiting for you, he is from Peru.

After you buy the cocaine you need to go to Hollywood and I can sell it for you in a few days.

You would make $350,000 Off of a $50,000 investment in 90% Purity of Cocaine.

After that you repeat until you build enough to start the most popular night club and strip clubs in Las Vegas .

Business men in the legal market will get you to do deals with them and eventually you will build an empire in Pharmaceuticals! You will then sell legal drugs in the U.S. , Canada and international sales. You will become a multimillionaire and soon a billionaire.

You will be so successful your drug dealing partners will turn on you and kill you.

Escobars son will be the fault of your death due to a deal you didn't finish with them cause you have exited the black market.

Your cocaine dealing habits had you storing millions of dollars in random places in your mansion but the Escobar crew took it all.


Your beautiful wife will inherit all your money and never even remember who you are.

Your wife will then sell the pharmaceutical company for pennies of the dollar it is worth to your friend that got you into the health industry , she will liquidate all your stock, your real estate investment venture and spend the money in 5 years. She will then commit suicide from depression and Roxicodone addiction you got her in from your pharmaceutical company. She also had a major heroine and cocaine addiction.

May ElConquistador And His Wife R.I.P

The End!

JP-pornshooter 08-22-2008 03:33 PM

real estate
real estate
real estate....

great buys in us currently distressed markets: green valley (2 mins from vegas) or florida.
those are both retirement areas and how many americans are retiring over the next 20 years?? yes right, baby boomers.. they have the green to retire in style and they are the biggest generation...

CurrentlySober 08-22-2008 03:43 PM

Poo... Seriously... Put it into poo... Poo is the new gold !

minddust 08-22-2008 03:45 PM

ID glide
Midgets tranny and heroin

:321GFY

VicD 08-22-2008 03:51 PM

Shall i give you my epass or pp??

minddust 08-22-2008 03:53 PM

paypal? yay

[X] Other/goods

Comments:
THANKS FOR THE COCAINE AND THE USED ADULT NOVELTIES

cherrylula 08-22-2008 04:12 PM

Open a Real Doll whorehouse. Has anyone done it yet?

... or even better, a real doll rental service. Like those designer purse rental places... keep her for a week and send her back for another. :1orglaugh

ewww

DateDoc 08-22-2008 04:17 PM

Buy 2 rental properties and rent them out to pay the mortgages. 25k down on each one.

notime 08-22-2008 04:21 PM

in your savings account from any money making bank
save, save, save !

ElConquistador 08-27-2008 06:57 PM

any other suggestions here?

dready 08-27-2008 07:05 PM

- Find a few really well performing mutual funds and spread the $50k across them.

- Convert it all to Euros and wait a couple years.

Spunky 08-27-2008 07:07 PM

It's finding those decent mutuals is the problem,real estate is always good

Doctor Feelgood 08-28-2008 01:02 AM

buy the batmobile and buy this robot and then cruise around picking up hookers and blow
http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/_Leonardo-arms.gif

JamesK 08-28-2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg (Post 14647513)
inherited 50k... where should I put it?

On Black, baby.


I mean it's found money, if you lose so what. If you win I want 15%

:1orglaugh

HomerSimpson 08-28-2008 03:00 AM

put it all on red... :)

The Judge 08-28-2008 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 14648069)
Forex...

what he said

media 08-28-2008 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 14648808)
buy life insurance on junkies.

find a methadone clinic, look for some skids, buy them pure heroin to sign a life insurance policy payable to you.

Actually Wal-Mart was secretly buying life insurance policies on its elderly employees and cashing in on their deaths.. fuckers!

teomaxxx 08-28-2008 05:09 AM

buy some high growth oil stocks ( with 50-100% yoy growth), like GTE, ATPG, BZP, etc.
you wont see oil back under 80 bucks for a long time

ElConquistador 09-03-2008 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teomaxxx (Post 14677043)
buy some high growth oil stocks ( with 50-100% yoy growth), like GTE, ATPG, BZP, etc.
you wont see oil back under 80 bucks for a long time

Isn't oil coming back down as we speak? Why would now be the best time to buy?

Zuzana Designs 09-03-2008 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 14647502)
Buy a foreclosed home and flip it.

Very good advice ... buy or 30k put in 10k sell for 100k keep going ...

Z 09-03-2008 08:47 AM

Come down here to Panama and buy some pre-construction real estate in one of the bigger buildings that is doing the "condo-hotel" option. You'll make a little money in the meantime while it pays your mortgage and your homeowners fees and in 3 or 4 years, you'll cash in for a big check.

RyuLion 09-03-2008 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14648296)
Wait another year or so, then put it in an index fund or index ETF.

Forex is much like taking the money to the casino. Real estate, right now, is for irrational optimists. Starting a company is getting a second job, with all the headaches that go along with that.

With an amount as small as $50k, actively investing and managing the investment simply isn't worth the time.

OMG who's the Asian in your Avatar! :thumbsup

mona 09-03-2008 10:40 AM

Why do you have no contact info!?! Email me at [email protected] or ICQ me...You won't be upset! It's a good, solid investment with great returns...

ninavain 09-03-2008 11:10 AM

Im currently shooting an affiliate program for an investor. A small program, costing 25k, can and will bring $2k to $5k a month ( possibly more) but it's easy to DOUBLE your money, hands down, No doubt. We're doing it totally turn key, from designs, marketing, ccbill affiliate program set up, then only thing they do is sit back and get the checks ( I also stay in the mix at 25% of the rev) As a female it's easy for me to hire fresh faces at good prices. They feel more comfortable with me

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/ninavain/img_8959.jpg

ElConquistador 09-03-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 14703114)
Im currently shooting an affiliate program for an investor. A small program, costing 25k, can and will bring $2k to $5k a month ( possibly more) but it's easy to DOUBLE your money, hands down, No doubt. We're doing it totally turn key, from designs, marketing, ccbill affiliate program set up, then only thing they do is sit back and get the checks ( I also stay in the mix at 25% of the rev) As a female it's easy for me to hire fresh faces at good prices. They feel more comfortable with me

I don't know you personally, so I'm saying this NOT directed at you... but I wouldn't trust just anyone with 50k to start a turn-key adult progam. Especially not with the way adult is heading now (down, down, down) 5 years ago? for sure, great investment... but now? I'm seeing/hearing nothing but decreasing revenue from even bigger programs.

Thanks for the reply though, and best of luck to you and your investor in your efforts.


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