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Compdoctor · 08-21-2008, 09:31 AM

Little Johnny and Suzie were walking home from school after their first sex education class, when Suzie said that one thing she didn?t understand about it all was, ?What is a penis??

Little Johnny said he didn?t know either, but would ask his father that night, because his father ?Knew everything.? That night, when Johnny?s father came home from work, Little Johnny asked, ?Dad, what?s a penis??

Johnny?s father led him into the bedroom, where Johnny?s father dropped his trousers, pointed down, and said, ?That, Johnny, is a penis.? He then looked down at it and added, ?In fact, that?s what I would call a PERFECT penis!?

Little Johnny was impressed, thanked his father for explaining it, and ran out to play. The next morning, Little Johnny and Suzie were walking to school when Johnny proudly announced that he knew what a penis is. Suzie wanted to know, so Johnny led her around behind a bush, dropped his trousers, pointed down, and announced, ?That, Suzie, is a penis.? He looked down at it and added, ?In fact, if it was just 3 inches shorter, it would be a PERFECT penis!!!?

woj · 08-21-2008, 09:51 AM

heh ....

Way3 · 08-21-2008, 09:51 AM

Poor dad!!!

Violetta · 08-21-2008, 11:06 AM

hehe....wtf?

Vick! · 08-21-2008, 11:35 AM

Oh Dad ....

pornguy · 08-21-2008, 11:40 AM

He... Nice one.

sniperwolf · 08-21-2008, 01:46 PM

ROFL! Impossible!

bbm · 08-21-2008, 01:53 PM

Perfect penis...

sicone · 08-21-2008, 02:17 PM

shekinah · 08-21-2008, 05:54 PM

oh lol..Johnny's bigger than his dad!!

skinnay · 08-21-2008, 06:02 PM

*crickets*

Spunky · 08-21-2008, 06:09 PM

Heh heh..I chortled slightly

tranza · 08-22-2008, 06:53 AM

Hahaha...then people shouldn't call him little Johnny!

08-21-2008, 09:31 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Thursday's Joke Little Johnny and Suzie were walking home from school after their first sex education class, when Suzie said that one thing she didn?t understand about it all was, ?What is a penis?? Little Johnny said he didn?t know either, but would ask his father that night, because his father ?Knew everything.? That night, when Johnny?s father came home from work, Little Johnny asked, ?Dad, what?s a penis?? Johnny?s father led him into the bedroom, where Johnny?s father dropped his trousers, pointed down, and said, ?That, Johnny, is a penis.? He then looked down at it and added, ?In fact, that?s what I would call a PERFECT penis!? Little Johnny was impressed, thanked his father for explaining it, and ran out to play. The next morning, Little Johnny and Suzie were walking to school when Johnny proudly announced that he knew what a penis is. Suzie wanted to know, so Johnny led her around behind a bush, dropped his trousers, pointed down, and announced, ?That, Suzie, is a penis.? He looked down at it and added, ?In fact, if it was just 3 inches shorter, it would be a PERFECT penis!!!? __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

08-21-2008, 09:51 AM	#2
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08-22-2008, 06:53 AM	#13
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