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  • Pornopat
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    • Dec 2003
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    #1

    I swear I did not do anything! Women help me out!

    I bought an extra bed today cause I have a friend coming over. The girl in the store did not have exact change so I needed to break the money. I bought a beer for myself and a Gatorade for her. She thought it was nice and gave me a discount. We chatted a bit and I swear I never flirted. I even mentioned my girlfriend.

    The bed just got delevired to my house by some guys and...the salesgirl was there.
    Somehow a matras was included that I did not buy. It must have a value of a few 100 dollars. The salesgirl explained to me that it was a gift...

    Did I mention that the girl is from a country where there are famous for hunting down white guys with some money? She told to never mention it to her boss.

    The salesgirl and the guys left and my girlfriend is on the phone now. She is allready giving me the eye. I am so gonna get it when she comes off the phone. And I swear I did not do anything. I was just being nice...I swear!
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  • MediaGuy
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    • Sep 2004
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    #2
    That's truly a weird experience.

    How can we help though, why the post? Do I know your girlfriend?

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    • Due
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      • Mar 2001
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      #3
      This thread is worthless without pics of your girlfriend and the sales girl









      together
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      • Pornopat
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        • Dec 2003
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        #4
        Originally posted by MediaGuy
        That's truly a weird experience.

        How can we help though, why the post? Do I know your girlfriend?

        :D
        I need some advice how to handle the situation, sir.
        My gf has been to the Curacou show. She is Latina. These kind of girls have a lot of temper. I fear for my life sir.

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        • Pornopat
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          • Dec 2003
          • 10598

          #5
          Originally posted by Due
          This thread is worthless without pics of your girlfriend and the sales girl


          together
          Lol. That would never fly. My girlfriend is Columbian and the salesgirl is Dominican.
          To me that is like the same thing. They hate each other though.
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          • BradM
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            • Dec 2003
            • 3397

            #6
            Dump the GF and go with the salesgirl. She sounds kinky as fuck.

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            • CosmicTang
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              • Feb 2007
              • 1478

              #7
              get your passport.

              leave.
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              • RyuLion
                • Mar 2003
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                #8
                wow man, wow!

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                • clickyoucutie
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                  • Jul 2008
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                  #9
                  oh man your girl will be suspicious even if you didn't do anything. You just tell her you can't help it that you're so fine :-)

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                  • d-null
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                    • Apr 2007
                    • 13724

                    #10
                    wait a second, was your girlfriend there when it was delivered or not?

                    if she wasn't there, you were a fool to tell her about the salesgirl, nothing good can come out of it other than random temper tantrums out of left field for no reason at all when you are least expecting it

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                    • Intrinsic
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                      • Jun 2008
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                      #11
                      keep buying beds :D

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                      • stickyfingerz
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                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24984

                        #12
                        Its ok Im reading this to her on the phone right now. I told her to wait till I posted this to hang up. So give her a few more minutes.

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                        • Elli
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                          • Apr 2003
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                          #13
                          Ohhh dude you better buy her some flowers or something before she gets there!
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                          • Pornopat
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                            • Dec 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by d-null
                            wait a second, was your girlfriend there when it was delivered or not?

                            if she wasn't there, you were a fool to tell her about the salesgirl, nothing good can come out of it other than random temper tantrums out of left field for no reason at all when you are least expecting it

                            Yes gf was there. There was no reason for me to hide stuff.
                            I did not even expect the salesgirl to be in the delivery team. That is kind of weird to me allready....
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                            • slapass
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                              • Nov 2002
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                              #15
                              Dude those South American girls are the best. Tell her what happened. She goes lunar then bang her from behind, while pulling her hair and calling out the salesgirl's name. I am pretty much serious here. They like to be jealous. They live for that shit.

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                              • Pornopat
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 10598

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CosmicTang
                                get your passport.

                                leave.
                                Looking for it now!
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                                • Pornopat
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by slapass
                                  Dude those South American girls are the best. Tell her what happened. She goes lunar then bang her from behind, while pulling her hair and calling out the salesgirl's name. I am pretty much serious here. They like to be jealous. They live for that shit.
                                  Hmmm that does sound interesting.
                                  Maybe you are on to something....
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                                  • MaDalton
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by slapass
                                    Dude those South American girls are the best. Tell her what happened. She goes lunar then bang her from behind, while pulling her hair and calling out the salesgirl's name. I am pretty much serious here. They like to be jealous. They live for that shit.
                                    sounds like an interesting advice. i would keep a taser close though - just for self defence
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                                    • BradM
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                                      • Dec 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by slapass
                                      Dude those South American girls are the best. Tell her what happened. She goes lunar then bang her from behind, while pulling her hair and calling out the salesgirl's name. I am pretty much serious here. They like to be jealous. They live for that shit.
                                      OMG i just came

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                                      • Pornopat
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                                        • Dec 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Elli
                                        Ohhh dude you better buy her some flowers or something before she gets there!

                                        Dont you think buying the salesgirl flowers is gonna get me in more problems, Elli?
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                                        • Pornopat
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MaDalton
                                          sounds like an interesting advice. i would keep a taser close though - just for self defence
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                                          • d-null
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                                            • Apr 2007
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                                            #22
                                            sleep with one eye open and your hand over your crotch

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                                            • MediaGuy
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Pornopat
                                              I need some advice how to handle the situation, sir.
                                              My gf has been to the Curacou show. She is Latina. These kind of girls have a lot of temper. I fear for my life sir.

                                              Shit you're fucked for a few weeks. Just act sheepish and hang your head and load up on some lube, you're on your own.

                                              But, she'll forgive. That is the beauty of the latina nature...

                                              :D

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                                              • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                • Dec 2005
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by clickyoucutie
                                                oh man your girl will be suspicious even if you didn't do anything. You just tell her you can't help it that you're so fine :-)
                                                What they said...

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                                                • jonesonyou
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                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Go with the sales girl

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                                                  • JenniDahling
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • Nishville
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                                                      • Jan 2008
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                      Dont you think buying the salesgirl flowers is gonna get me in more problems, Elli?
                                                      Not really... Bang teh bitch and do some kinky stuff. You get your dick wet and she'll never call you again. Problem solved.

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                                                      • AaliyahLove
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                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 2722

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                        I bought an extra bed today cause I have a friend coming over. The girl in the store did not have exact change so I needed to break the money. I bought a beer for myself and a Gatorade for her. She thought it was nice and gave me a discount. We chatted a bit and I swear I never flirted. I even mentioned my girlfriend.

                                                        The bed just got delevired to my house by some guys and...the salesgirl was there.
                                                        Somehow a matras was included that I did not buy. It must have a value of a few 100 dollars. The salesgirl explained to me that it was a gift...

                                                        Did I mention that the girl is from a country where there are famous for hunting down white guys with some money? She told to never mention it to her boss.

                                                        The salesgirl and the guys left and my girlfriend is on the phone now. She is allready giving me the eye. I am so gonna get it when she comes off the phone. And I swear I did not do anything. I was just being nice...I swear!
                                                        I dont understand why ur gf would be so angry or you would be so afraid of her if you didn't do anything wrong.. who cares.. so the salesgirl was flirting with you and you got a free mattress outta the deal, thats awesome, ur gf should be happy you got a free gift, laugh it off and fuck you on ur new bed. Sounds like fake drama to me..


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                                                        • Iron Fist
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                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 23400

                                                          #29
                                                          Just make sure the cum stains are washed out of the sheets before your girlfriend comes over mmmkay?
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                                                          • AaronM
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                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 46923

                                                            #30
                                                            Exactly how did you test out this bed before you bought it?

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                                                            • AaronM
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                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 46923

                                                              #31
                                                              I'd also like to know more about this furniture store.

                                                              I've spent about 30 grand buying furniture in the last 2 months and not one sales person has shown up with a free gift like that.

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                                                              • shekinah
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                                                                • May 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                The question is, who looks hotter? The girlfriend or the sales girl? man it's just a matter of choice!

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                                                                • Elli
                                                                  Reach for those stars!
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 17991

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                  Dont you think buying the salesgirl flowers is gonna get me in more problems, Elli?
                                                                  You have more problems than you realize ;)
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                                                                  • Shey
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                                                                    • Aug 2005
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                    I need some advice how to handle the situation, sir.
                                                                    My gf has been to the Curacou show. She is Latina. These kind of girls have a lot of temper. I fear for my life sir.

                                                                    BWAHAHA, you crack me up Pat! But take it from another Latina. Just let her vent away until her head explodes a bit and then tell your side of the story. Gotta do it quick before the fuse gets full again and she starts on another rampage.

                                                                    We usually have quick tempers but if you catch us right after we're done, we usually listen to reason. Just for the love of god don't get defensive when she's blowing up.
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                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Ok, we belive you... now you have to worry about your girlfriend! Good luck!
                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                      • CIVMatt
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Ahhh where is the part where you say to her "Sooo want to test out the new bed? ;)"
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                                                                        • theharvman
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                                                                          • Sep 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Grab your GF and the salesgirl & test out this new bed!
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                                                                          • ro8in
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            If you're gonna get the look anyway you might as well do her..
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                                                                            • PennyLane (not Flame)
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                                                                              • Jun 2007
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Hey pat!
                                                                              I dont know how your girlfriend is but if you just tell her the story, like you did to us it should be ok no? I would be ok with it, i would say to my boyfriend to do that every time he go purchase something there and we would have tons of free stuff. You didn't do anything wrong...
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                                                                              • Noe
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                                I need some advice how to handle the situation, sir.
                                                                                My gf has been to the Curacou show. She is Latina. These kind of girls have a lot of temper. I fear for my life sir.


                                                                                I'm a woman and I probably have bigger balls than you. Take a deep breath and try to remember that you have a couple down below. Latina women have tempers, that's what makes them passionate. But more importantly latino men are extremely macho, especially with their women, and would not put up with shit like that. They're total assholes, but the women seem to get off on that type of attitude and I'm sure she's one of them. If you don't start putting down some major bounderies and show her that you're the dominant partner in the relationship, she'll turn you into her bitch, and not in a good way.
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                                                                                • ali25extreme
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Noe
                                                                                  I'm a woman and I probably have bigger balls than you. Take a deep breath and try to remember that you have a couple down below. Latina women have tempers, that's what makes them passionate. But more importantly latino men are extremely macho, especially with their women, and would not put up with shit like that. They're total assholes, but the women seem to get off on that type of attitude and I'm sure she's one of them. If you don't start putting down some major bounderies and show her that you're the dominant partner in the relationship, she'll turn you into her bitch, and not in a good way.
                                                                                  I will have to agree with this! Put her in her place if she blows up, you have already told her the truth!

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                                                                                  • Horny Joe
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Just tell her that it is not YOUR fault that you are so damn hot!! :D
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                                                                                    • _Richard_
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                      Dude those South American girls are the best. Tell her what happened. She goes lunar then bang her from behind, while pulling her hair and calling out the salesgirl's name. I am pretty much serious here. They like to be jealous. They live for that shit.
                                                                                      oh, the bronco

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                                                                                      • AaliyahLove
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        [QUOTE=Noe;14630677]I'm a woman and I probably have bigger balls than you.



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                                                                                        • Pornopat
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                                                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I have noticed an interesting thing in this thread.
                                                                                          MOST guys realised I was just being sarcastic and blowing things out of proportion.
                                                                                          SOME of the ladies (Mostly the female talent) just dont get it and will never get it.

                                                                                          Freud might have been onto something.

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                                                                                          • Pornopat
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by CIVMatt
                                                                                            Ahhh where is the part where you say to her "Sooo want to test out the new bed? ;)"
                                                                                            That sooooo reminds me of the Friends episode where Joey was addicted to porn!
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                                                                                            • Pornopat
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Shey
                                                                                              BWAHAHA, you crack me up Pat! But take it from another Latina. Just let her vent away until her head explodes a bit and then tell your side of the story. Gotta do it quick before the fuse gets full again and she starts on another rampage.

                                                                                              We usually have quick tempers but if you catch us right after we're done, we usually listen to reason. Just for the love of god don't get defensive when she's blowing up.
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                                                                                              • fatal attraction
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                The sales girl just wants your sexy body! ;) Goodluck with the girlfriend. lol

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                                                                                                • NinjaSteve
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                                  Dude those South American girls are the best. Tell her what happened. She goes lunar then bang her from behind, while pulling her hair and calling out the salesgirl's name. I am pretty much serious here. They like to be jealous. They live for that shit.
                                                                                                  Haha, awesome!
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                                                                                                  • Ivo
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                                                                                                    • May 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Hahah LOL,

                                                                                                    nice one Pat
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