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  • Vendot
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    • May 2002
    • 3376
    #1

    Phelps Can Get Any Woman He Wants

    One of the female news readers on a news network commented that Michael Phelps could get any girl he wanted.....

    He is the greatest olympian that ever lived so logically its true that he is not going to be short of pussy. He could snap his fingers ten times and his cock would unfurl into a new girls mouth each time.

    What else?
    "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell
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    • tical
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      • Feb 2002
      • 6504
      #2
      i know for a fact i would at least do my best to have a threesome wearing all of my medals at the same time
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        • Manowar
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          • Dec 2003
          • 71528
          #3
          most famous people would be able to

          you think tom cruise/will smith/brad pitt wouldn't?

          its just about being famous/successful and well known

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            • Paper_Amar
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              • Jun 2007
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              #4
              agreed...
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                • Vendot
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                  • May 2002
                  • 3376
                  #5
                  Yeah but nobody deserves *that* much pussy.... I believe in an equal distribution of pussy. I dont think pussy should be prescribed on the health service or that governments should make provisions but i do think that pussy should be shared out more equally.

                  Lets face it, 11 gold medals is more than a goofy american buck tooth deserves.
                  "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                    • tony299
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021
                      #6
                      He probably could sell his sperm for big bucks.

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                        • Vendot
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                          • May 2002
                          • 3376
                          #7
                          Originally posted by tony404
                          He probably could sell his sperm for big bucks.
                          Only if they swim as well as he does.

                          Here's a case to illustrate my point on the enhancement of his pussy potential:

                          http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3153209AAhWxvY
                          "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                            • cherrylula
                              lol
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 15969
                              #8
                              I'm female and I have no idea who he is. honest

                              ok edit... I will have to look him up now curious...

                              but see, it was not a chick gossiping this dude, you guys are as bad as girls.
                              Last edited by cherrylula; 08-13-2008, 05:07 PM.

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                                • MJ_AVN
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                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 665
                                  #9
                                  He could also get any man he wants (a gay friend told me), so I guess he's covered
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                                    • Spunky
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133986
                                      #10
                                      He has been amazing .And he still is capable of winning 3 more

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                                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                                          • Apr 2003
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                                          #11
                                          I hear boneprone has already fucked him.

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                                            • ultimatebbwdotcom
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 591
                                              #12
                                              Put him in a Maccy D's uniform and it all changes - fame = pussy
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                                                • CDSmith
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                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460
                                                  #13
                                                  He may even get more marriage proposals from young women than Greg Lougayness did.


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                                                    • Kudles
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #14
                                                      He sure as hell can have me with that size 14 shoe!!!
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                                                        • ADL Colin
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                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 11929
                                                          #15
                                                          Michael Phelps = MetaMan

                                                          The truth is out there


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                                                            • sniperwolf
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                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 17743
                                                              #16
                                                              Athletic guys can always have more girls even not a medalist! That's a fact!
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                                                                • GigoloShawn
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                                                                  • Oct 2007
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  For some reason, I thought this thread would be about Fred Phelps. I was interested to see what the hell this was about. I'm disappointed.
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                                                                    • Vendot
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                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 3376
                                                                      #18
                                                                      This is disgusting. We're quite a few posts down the page and no-one has answered the major issues here or even attempted to address the issue.
                                                                      "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                                                                        • candyflip
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 43069
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Yeah, but would he know what to do with them? The dude spends most of his life in the pool.

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                                                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 10581
                                                                              #20

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                                                                                • Vendot
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                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 3376
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Good pic there. He's flat chested, his legs are like bottles and he's got a small cock.
                                                                                  "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                                                                                    • Pipecrew
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                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 14888
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      being recognizable/famous gets you laid. He's the man of the week and we always see him on tv. In a few weeks it will change.

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                                                                                        • Socks
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                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 8475
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Yeah but then she'll want a divorce because he's "spending too much time at the pool" and "not paying enough attention to her" :P

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                                                                                            • gornyhuy
                                                                                              Chafed.
                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 18041
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Socks
                                                                                              Yeah but then she'll want a divorce because he's "spending too much time at the pool" and "not paying enough attention to her" :P
                                                                                              So fucking true.

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                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ultimatebbwdotcom
                                                                                                  Put him in a Maccy D's uniform and it all changes - fame = pussy
                                                                                                  the truth

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                                                                                                    • PamiebDVD
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                      • 912
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Biddy
                                                                                                      He sure as hell can have me with that size 14 shoe!!!
                                                                                                      and his body looks like this....

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                                                                                                        • iac
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          he's most probably a sausage lover

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                                                                                                            • Vendot
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                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                              • 3376
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by iac
                                                                                                              he's most probably a sausage lover
                                                                                                              Well said........ now you guys are getting into the spirit of things!

                                                                                                              Who's next?
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                                                                                                                • VicD
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                  • 13245
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I think he's gay

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                                                                                                                    • cherrylula
                                                                                                                      lol
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                      • 15969
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by PamiebDVD
                                                                                                                      and his body looks like this....

                                                                                                                      sorry but this guy's body is rather boring to me...

                                                                                                                      reminds me of:



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                                                                                                                      NO, he cannot get any woman he wants.

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                                                                                                                        • StuartD
                                                                                                                          Sofa King Band
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 29903
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          The only woman he's interested in:

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                                                                                                                            • RFremont
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                              • 621
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                                                              being recognizable/famous gets you laid. He's the man of the week and we always see him on tv. In a few weeks it will change.

                                                                                                                              Hm, not sure about that one. He's the greatest Olympian of all time, winning more gold medals than anyone in history. He's smashed every world record of every event he's swam in. He is considered the greatest athlete of all time. The commercial opportunities that await him are endless. And he's only 23.


                                                                                                                              Yea, I'd say that will stand past this week.

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                                                                                                                                • Vendot
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                                                                                                                                  • 3376
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by RFremont
                                                                                                                                  He's the greatest Olympian of all time, winning more gold medals than anyone in history. He's smashed every world record of every event he's swam in. He is considered the greatest athlete of all time. The commercial opportunities that await him are endless. And he's only 23.
                                                                                                                                  Damn, we had so much momentum and you came and fucked it all up....
                                                                                                                                  "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                                                                                                                                    • Blazed
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by RFremont
                                                                                                                                      Hm, not sure about that one. He's the greatest Olympian of all time, winning more gold medals than anyone in history. He's smashed every world record of every event he's swam in. He is considered the greatest athlete of all time. The commercial opportunities that await him are endless. And he's only 23.


                                                                                                                                      Yea, I'd say that will stand past this week.
                                                                                                                                      The greatest swimmer of all time, hes not even close to being the greatest athlete. Swimming is low impact and far less physically demanding than a lot of other spots/athletics, swimmers are lucky that they are able to compete every day in the olympics, for most other sports its simply physcially impossible.
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                                                                                                                                        • PSSuperstars
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Blazed
                                                                                                                                          The greatest swimmer of all time, hes not even close to being the greatest athlete. Swimming is low impact and far less physically demanding than a lot of other spots/athletics, swimmers are lucky that they are able to compete every day in the olympics, for most other sports its simply physcially impossible.
                                                                                                                                          are you nuts?
                                                                                                                                          One work out burns close to 4,000 calories.

                                                                                                                                          You could do lung busters for 2 hours on a basketball court and never burn that many calories.
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                                                                                                                                            • tranza
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 57559
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Yes, I think so...after all this success, he can get as many girls as he wants! Lucky him!
                                                                                                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                                • Blazed
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 1701
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                                                                                                                                                  are you nuts?
                                                                                                                                                  One work out burns close to 4,000 calories.

                                                                                                                                                  You could do lung busters for 2 hours on a basketball court and never burn that many calories.
                                                                                                                                                  I think its you who is nuts with a comparison like that, you could sit in a sauna all day and burn more calories than a long run, your body will be fucked after the long run though and the next day you will still be sore, after the big intensive calorie burning sauna session your body will be normal.

                                                                                                                                                  Swimming is low impact and very kind to your muscles and joints, that is why swimmers can compete at the top level 6 days in a row. Try getting other athletes in other sports to do that, they physcially will not be able to.
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                                                                                                                                                    • Vendot
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                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 3376
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Yeah well 8....... medals, shmedals..... I curse the fucker.

                                                                                                                                                      I hope his dick withers and his balls fall off.

                                                                                                                                                      No seriously, this is ethically unacceptable!
                                                                                                                                                      "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                                                                                                                                                        • The Duck
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                                                                                                                                                          • May 2005
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Those shoes are not to play with.
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                                                                                                                                                            • slapass
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                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                              Dudes, it is swimming. I had no idea who this guy was when I opened the thread. This week he is golden boy and in a month people are going to go who? 4 years ago the news media had some huge story of this great athelete and I bet none of know who it was. Or 2 years ago in the winter olympics. This stuff is very short lived.

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                                                                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                                                                                                                                                  The only woman he's interested in:

                                                                                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • selena
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by PamiebDVD
                                                                                                                                                                      and his body looks like this....

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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                                                                                                          Dudes, it is swimming. I had no idea who this guy was when I opened the thread. This week he is golden boy and in a month people are going to go who? 4 years ago the news media had some huge story of this great athelete and I bet none of know who it was. Or 2 years ago in the winter olympics. This stuff is very short lived.
                                                                                                                                                                          yea, no kidding
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                                                                                                                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                                                                                                              Dudes, it is swimming. I had no idea who this guy was when I opened the thread. This week he is golden boy and in a month people are going to go who? 4 years ago the news media had some huge story of this great athelete and I bet none of know who it was. Or 2 years ago in the winter olympics. This stuff is very short lived.
                                                                                                                                                                              Just like everyone forgot who Mark Spitz was soon after the '72 Olympics.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • mikeet
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • minddust
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ADL Colin
                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael Phelps = MetaMan = fat fucking jerk
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • d-null
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 13724
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          It doesn't matter that his legs are short or what he looks like, none of that matters, the things that do matter and makes him in the ultra eligible status are the $50 million plus that he will earn this year

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • bbm
                                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Do you think it makes them happy?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • shekinah
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Congrats to him, he's popular, young, and a champion...sum it up, he's such a good catch!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Supz
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 11057
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      him and greg luganis

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