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PornNewz · 08-13-2008, 07:47 AM

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Running a red light is a bad idea. Particularly if you have more than $1,000 worth of stolen porn movies and sex toys in your truck

Still, police said that?s just what a 23-year-old Hatfield man did Friday during the early morning hours.

Now, Sean D. Guentter faces a felony burglary charge and related offenses for breaking into Adult World in Montgomery Township and stealing DVDs, sex toys and body lotion, police said.

It?s the second break-in at the store on the 600 block of Upper State Road since July 31. In the earlier burglary, a man stole a $200 blowup doll and other items.

Guentter is a suspect in only the most recent break-in.

?We can?t link him to the July 31 incident,? said Lt. Mark Houghtaling of Montgomery Township police. ?It?s just a heck of a coincidence to have two burglaries like this at the same location in such a short time.?

An officer arrested Guentter minutes after the alleged heist when she pulled over his pickup truck because it went through a red light at the ?Five Points? intersection of routes 202 and 309, police said.

According to a criminal complaint, Adult World was closed when, about 2:20 a.m., Guentter used a 34-inch crowbar to smash out a glass door and enter the store. His unconcealed face and clothing clearly visible to security cameras, Guentter began loading items into a black trash bag, police said. Later, when police arrived, they found products scattered about the store and in the gravel parking lot.

With an estimated $1,085 worth of goods loaded in his truck, Guentter took off, according to court records, but didn?t get far.

Less than a mile from Adult World, Guentter allegedly turned onto Route 309 through a red light and was stopped by a township officer. Police said the officer saw DVDs, sex toys, a crowbar and a large plastic trash bag containing adult items.

Guentter failed field sobriety tests and was arrested on suspicion of driving drunk. He could be charged for DUI depending on the results of a toxicology test, police said.

Guentter has a preliminary hearing scheduled for 9:30 a.m. Monday in district court in Montgomeryville.

Police are still searching for the man who stole the blowup doll and hundreds of dollars in DVDs from Adult World in July. Like Guentter, the burglar smashed out a rear glass door to enter the store around 4:10 a.m., police said.

The thief wore black sneakers with white laces, blue latex gloves and a green colored mesh material on his head.

His shirt sported the word ?Delaware? in blue block lettering.

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PornNewz Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851	Stupid Criminal Story of the day: Sir, put your hands up, step away from the dildos!! Article Here On PornNewz.com Running a red light is a bad idea. Particularly if you have more than $1,000 worth of stolen porn movies and sex toys in your truck Still, police said that?s just what a 23-year-old Hatfield man did Friday during the early morning hours. Now, Sean D. Guentter faces a felony burglary charge and related offenses for breaking into Adult World in Montgomery Township and stealing DVDs, sex toys and body lotion, police said. It?s the second break-in at the store on the 600 block of Upper State Road since July 31. In the earlier burglary, a man stole a $200 blowup doll and other items. Guentter is a suspect in only the most recent break-in. ?We can?t link him to the July 31 incident,? said Lt. Mark Houghtaling of Montgomery Township police. ?It?s just a heck of a coincidence to have two burglaries like this at the same location in such a short time.? An officer arrested Guentter minutes after the alleged heist when she pulled over his pickup truck because it went through a red light at the ?Five Points? intersection of routes 202 and 309, police said. According to a criminal complaint, Adult World was closed when, about 2:20 a.m., Guentter used a 34-inch crowbar to smash out a glass door and enter the store. His unconcealed face and clothing clearly visible to security cameras, Guentter began loading items into a black trash bag, police said. Later, when police arrived, they found products scattered about the store and in the gravel parking lot. With an estimated $1,085 worth of goods loaded in his truck, Guentter took off, according to court records, but didn?t get far. Less than a mile from Adult World, Guentter allegedly turned onto Route 309 through a red light and was stopped by a township officer. Police said the officer saw DVDs, sex toys, a crowbar and a large plastic trash bag containing adult items. Guentter failed field sobriety tests and was arrested on suspicion of driving drunk. He could be charged for DUI depending on the results of a toxicology test, police said. Guentter has a preliminary hearing scheduled for 9:30 a.m. Monday in district court in Montgomeryville. Police are still searching for the man who stole the blowup doll and hundreds of dollars in DVDs from Adult World in July. Like Guentter, the burglar smashed out a rear glass door to enter the store around 4:10 a.m., police said. The thief wore black sneakers with white laces, blue latex gloves and a green colored mesh material on his head. His shirt sported the word ?Delaware? in blue block lettering. __________________ Pornnewz.com PR Round up, No one is safe!

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