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SexualDragon · 08-12-2008, 04:33 PM

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A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, ?How much??

He doesn?t hear her correctly and says ?Come again??

She giggles and says ?No?it?s just mustard this time.?

SexualDragon · 08-12-2008, 04:33 PM

Blonde and a Brunette fall out of a plane, which hits the ground first?

The Brunette the blonde has to stop and ask for directions

SexualDragon · 08-12-2008, 04:36 PM

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
your finger."

woj · 08-12-2008, 04:44 PM

StuBradley · 08-12-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SexualDragon

The bad news is, you've broken your finger."

Spunky · 08-12-2008, 04:59 PM

Har har..those were pretty good

SexualDragon · 08-12-2008, 05:02 PM

Q. What do you call an upsidedown blonde?

A. A brunette with bad breath

Compdoctor · 08-12-2008, 06:13 PM

A distraught young blonde woman suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of anger she drives to a local pawn shop and buys a gun.

She shows up at his apartment unexpectedly, slams opens the door, and sure enough he’s naked in the arms of a beautiful redhead.

This angers her, she is furious and can no longer control her emotions. The blonde opens her purse and pulls out the .38 handgun she bought earlier. As she takes aim, grief overcomes here and she points the gun at her own head.

“No, honey, don’t do it!” yells the boyfriend.

“Shut up,” she says. “You’re next.”

Manowar · 08-12-2008, 06:16 PM

hahaha legendary

J. Falcon · 08-12-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SexualDragon

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A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, ?How much??

He doesn?t hear her correctly and says ?Come again??

She giggles and says ?No?it?s just mustard this time.?

08-12-2008, 04:33 PM	#1
SexualDragon Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,038	Blonde jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, ?How much?? He doesn?t hear her correctly and says ?Come again?? She giggles and says ?No?it?s just mustard this time.? __________________ Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston 436-127-934

08-12-2008, 04:33 PM	#2
SexualDragon Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,038	Blonde and a Brunette fall out of a plane, which hits the ground first? The Brunette the blonde has to stop and ask for directions __________________ Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston 436-127-934

08-12-2008, 04:36 PM	#3
SexualDragon Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,038	A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor. The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body." The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger." __________________ Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston 436-127-934

08-12-2008, 04:44 PM	#4
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08-12-2008, 04:59 PM	#6
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08-12-2008, 05:02 PM	#7
SexualDragon Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,038	Q. What do you call an upsidedown blonde? A. A brunette with bad breath __________________ Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston 436-127-934

08-12-2008, 06:13 PM	#8
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	A distraught young blonde woman suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of anger she drives to a local pawn shop and buys a gun. She shows up at his apartment unexpectedly, slams opens the door, and sure enough he’s naked in the arms of a beautiful redhead. This angers her, she is furious and can no longer control her emotions. The blonde opens her purse and pulls out the .38 handgun she bought earlier. As she takes aim, grief overcomes here and she points the gun at her own head. “No, honey, don’t do it!” yells the boyfriend. “Shut up,” she says. “You’re next.” __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

08-12-2008, 06:16 PM	#9
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