The price of a brain - GoFuckYourself.com

cold_ice · 10-25-2002, 06:58 PM

Subject: Brain Transplant

Relatives gathered in the waiting room of a hospital as their family
member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces.

The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope."
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a female brain, and $200 for a
male brain."
The moment turned awkward. Women in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
eye contact with the men, but some actually smirked. A woman, unable to
control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
Why is the female brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the male brains, because they've actually been used."

Men RULE

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Cheshire · 10-25-2002, 07:44 PM

What about transexuals?

cold_ice · 10-25-2002, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
What about transexuals?

Not sure, why you trying to sell your brain?

Cheshire · 10-25-2002, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
Not sure, why you trying to sell your brain?

think outside the box

cold_ice · 10-25-2002, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
think outside the box

Dude im a guy the box is all that matters.

Cheshire · 10-25-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
Dude im a guy the box is all that matters.

Dude, you're a pornographer... sell it, don't obsess with it

Spoonie Luv · 10-25-2002, 09:28 PM

Penrod · 10-25-2002, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice

Dude im a guy the box is all that matters.

Actually, you sound gay to me.

Nina · 10-25-2002, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
think outside the box

I like to think about your box.

10-25-2002, 06:58 PM	#1
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	The price of a brain Subject: Brain Transplant Relatives gathered in the waiting room of a hospital as their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope." Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a female brain, and $200 for a male brain." The moment turned awkward. Women in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the men, but some actually smirked. A woman, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, Why is the female brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the male brains, because they've actually been used." Men RULE __________________

10-25-2002, 07:44 PM	#2
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	What about transexuals? __________________ just a little bit naughty

10-25-2002, 09:28 PM	#7
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