Job opening in Fort McMurray, Alberta $200/hr. - GoFuckYourself.com

DateDoc · 08-13-2008, 03:15 PM

Position: Surveyor
Salary: $200/hr (tax free)
Special Requirements: Fast on your feet

Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bears breakfast your mate is standing there taking photos.

BradM · 08-13-2008, 03:16 PM

I'll do it.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-13-2008, 03:18 PM

Yeah. Sign me up.

mrwilson · 08-13-2008, 03:18 PM

haha thats some great pictures

Evil E · 08-13-2008, 03:18 PM

Polar bears are so much cooler than black bears!

klaze · 08-13-2008, 03:21 PM

Hahahh I love that last picture.

Manowar · 08-13-2008, 03:23 PM

hahaha how long do you reckon that would go on for

jimmy-3-way · 08-13-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

hahaha how long do you reckon that would go on for

Until he could thaw the slide on his Desert Eagle I'd hope.

woj · 08-13-2008, 03:44 PM

that looks like fun

digifan · 08-13-2008, 04:09 PM

Great pics

Spunky · 08-13-2008, 04:11 PM

You're fucked if there is 2 of them.they're pretty quick buggers

J. Falcon · 08-13-2008, 04:11 PM

I love bears

WiredGuy · 08-13-2008, 04:13 PM

GuyBeingChased: Help!
Bear: Growwwwllll!
GuyTakingPics: Stand still or these pics will be blury.
GuyBeingChased: Put the fucking camera down and get the traquilizer!
WG

marketsmart · 08-13-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil E

Polar bears are so much cooler than black bears!

thats pretty racist dont you think...

donkevlar · 08-13-2008, 05:15 PM

I used to survey up in Whistler for the 2010 Olympics... Ran into a few little black bears and got the fuck out of there ASAP.

qxm · 08-13-2008, 05:16 PM

dam dude.... those pics are awesome (funny too!) .. that pic where the bear is looking over the car rocks! hes all like... where the fuck are you? get yo ass in here! lol

Elli · 08-13-2008, 05:33 PM

hah that bear was a step ahead of him every time! He should have just camped out the door

PornNewz · 08-13-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc

I love that's the bear is doing the same thing as the guy

Sharky · 08-13-2008, 06:01 PM

haha! Awesome.

Did you know a polar bear doesn't really have white hair?

lol. One of the interesting facts I remember from middle school!

SilentKnight · 08-13-2008, 06:09 PM

Awesome storyboard series of photos!

Maybe the dude takin' the photos was thinking, "If that bear eats my boss, I'm next in line for his job."

mikeyddddd · 08-13-2008, 07:10 PM

cause I ain't there

Iron Fist · 08-13-2008, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

"Why don't you make it easy for yourself and just lie down already?"

qxm · 08-13-2008, 07:30 PM

OMG .. can't stop laughing at that pic... so awesome ... gotta love that bear

tony286 · 08-13-2008, 07:34 PM

It must suck learning sometimes humans arent on the top of the food chain.

Phoenix · 08-13-2008, 07:38 PM

so any news on what happened?

Shey · 08-13-2008, 07:39 PM

How much for the cameraman, job? lol I'll take that one...

Evil Chris · 08-13-2008, 07:49 PM

Whoa great pics.... I hope the guy made it out of there ok.

clickyoucutie · 08-13-2008, 07:51 PM

funny yet scary pictures

CDSmith · 08-13-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

Position: Surveyor
Salary: $200/hr (tax free)
Special Requirements: Fast on your feet

Or be a good shot.

Job still open? Let me go pack my 300 magnum and I'll be on my way...

DateDoc · 08-13-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

so any news on what happened?

I have no idea - a friend emailed it to me today and that was all there is.

d-null · 08-13-2008, 08:19 PM

what a bunch of bullshit

there are no polar bears in Fort McMurray

Ecksent · 08-13-2008, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

what a bunch of bullshit

there are no polar bears in Fort McMurray

Obviously. The plates are Alaska.

V_RocKs · 08-13-2008, 08:59 PM

Looks like fun.

spacedog · 08-13-2008, 09:02 PM

Polar bears are fucking awesome

Elli · 08-13-2008, 10:01 PM

That bear isn't too big. Maybe the mama bear was on her way?

Shagbunny · 08-13-2008, 10:04 PM

ok but HOW DOES IT END????

WZRogeR · 08-13-2008, 10:09 PM

Ha-ha-ha

funny pictures

NickB. · 08-13-2008, 10:15 PM

LOLOLOLOL that s funny - all it takes is some guns

08-13-2008, 03:15 PM	#1
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	Job opening in Fort McMurray, Alberta $200/hr. Position: Surveyor Salary: $200/hr (tax free) Special Requirements: Fast on your feet Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bears breakfast your mate is standing there taking photos. __________________

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