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Morgan · 10-25-2002, 02:34 PM

I have been engaged to a wonderful girl for almost a year. I am to be
married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but
really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together
and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had
grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just
under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be
a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.
Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I
knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about
five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this
situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He
was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid
and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
congratulated me on passing their little test.

Should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I
keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was
walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Sly_RJ · 10-25-2002, 02:35 PM

Someone posted this yesterday.

Morgan · 10-25-2002, 02:37 PM

shit really? oops! sorry peeople!~

playa · 10-25-2002, 02:38 PM

keep it to yourself,, don't be a dumbass,

BTW, why do i feel like i heard this story before?

Cheshire · 10-25-2002, 02:38 PM

That Dear Abby Was YOU?!?!

Whoa, small world

Morgan · 10-25-2002, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
keep it to yourself,, don't be a dumbass,

BTW, why do i feel like i heard this story before?

10-25-2002, 02:34 PM	#1
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	Getting married next month I have been engaged to a wonderful girl for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

10-25-2002, 02:35 PM	#2
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10-25-2002, 02:37 PM	#3
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	shit really? oops! sorry peeople!~ __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

10-25-2002, 02:38 PM	#5
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	That Dear Abby Was YOU?!?! Whoa, small world __________________ just a little bit naughty

10-25-2002, 02:38 PM	#4
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	keep it to yourself,, don't be a dumbass, BTW, why do i feel like i heard this story before?