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baddog · 08-10-2008, 10:39 AM

A new Army Captain is assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he notices a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

The nervous sergeant replies, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges.' That's why we have Molly The Camel.'

Though a bit taken aback, the Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges,' so the camel can stay '

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges.' Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant`to bring the camel around to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain clambers up the ladder, pulls his pants down, grabs the camel?s`flanks, and proceeds to have wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he climbs down the ladder, sweating and panting. Seeing the shocked look on the Sergeant?s face he demands, ?Well, isn?t that how the men do it!?'

The Sarge replies, 'No, not really, sir. They generally just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'

TampaToker · 08-10-2008, 10:58 AM

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seeandsee · 08-10-2008, 11:13 AM

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Veronica · 08-10-2008, 12:01 PM

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Deej · 08-10-2008, 12:34 PM

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klaze · 08-10-2008, 01:04 PM

HAhaha!HAhaha!

RobAlbaugh · 08-10-2008, 01:06 PM

old joke.

08-10-2008, 10:39 AM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Molly the Camel A new Army Captain is assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he notices a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant replies, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges.' That's why we have Molly The Camel.' Though a bit taken aback, the Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges,' so the camel can stay ' About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges.' Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant`to bring the camel around to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain clambers up the ladder, pulls his pants down, grabs the camel?s`flanks, and proceeds to have wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he climbs down the ladder, sweating and panting. Seeing the shocked look on the Sergeant?s face he demands, ?Well, isn?t that how the men do it!?' The Sarge replies, 'No, not really, sir. They generally just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'

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