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Compdoctor · 08-09-2008, 07:29 AM

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.

Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it?s total peace and quiet.

After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he?s finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. ?Name?s Enoch? Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge? Having a party Saturday? Thought you?d like to come.?

?Great,? says Sam, ?after 6 months of this I?m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.?

As Enoch is leaving he stops, ?Gotta warn you there?s gonna be some drinking.? ?Not a problem? After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ?em.?

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. ?More ?n? likely gonna be some fightin? too.? Damn, Sam thinks? Tough crowd. ?Well, I get along with people. I?ll be there. Thanks again.?

Once again Enoch turns from the door. ?I?ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.? ?Now that?s not a problem,? says Sam, ?Remember I?ve been alone for 6 months! I?ll definitely be there? By the way, what should I wear??

Enoch stops in the door again and says, ?Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.?

sinkiss · 08-09-2008, 09:14 AM

LOL i would be getting the hell outta dodge

Manowar · 08-09-2008, 09:18 AM

hahaha nice one

Michaelious · 08-09-2008, 10:24 AM

I like that one!

jakethedog · 08-09-2008, 10:31 AM

I lol'd .. hahahahaha

SAMANTAmax · 08-09-2008, 10:49 AM

hehe nice

Spunky · 08-09-2008, 10:52 AM

Heh heh,that made me chuckle

fastboy · 08-09-2008, 11:13 AM

ahahahha, good one

Pete-KT · 08-09-2008, 11:35 AM

made me laugh

woj · 08-09-2008, 04:01 PM

Farang · 08-09-2008, 04:36 PM

baddog · 08-09-2008, 10:18 PM

Older than most of the people here . . . but it used to be one of my most requested jokes.

PlugRush Sascha · 08-10-2008, 11:02 AM

That joke is funny-as-fuck!

96ukssob · 08-10-2008, 11:05 AM

good one!

mechanicvirus · 08-10-2008, 11:07 AM

not funny because it really happened to me

seeandsee · 08-10-2008, 11:08 AM

Nice joke man!

08-09-2008, 07:29 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Saturday's Joke Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible. Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it?s total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he?s finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. ?Name?s Enoch? Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge? Having a party Saturday? Thought you?d like to come.? ?Great,? says Sam, ?after 6 months of this I?m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.? As Enoch is leaving he stops, ?Gotta warn you there?s gonna be some drinking.? ?Not a problem? After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ?em.? Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. ?More ?n? likely gonna be some fightin? too.? Damn, Sam thinks? Tough crowd. ?Well, I get along with people. I?ll be there. Thanks again.? Once again Enoch turns from the door. ?I?ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.? ?Now that?s not a problem,? says Sam, ?Remember I?ve been alone for 6 months! I?ll definitely be there? By the way, what should I wear?? Enoch stops in the door again and says, ?Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.? __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

08-09-2008, 09:14 AM	#2
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