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  • Yngwie
    I am an Alien from space
    • May 2003
    • 11118

    #1

    Joke of the day

    I'm sure this joke has already been seen many times, but I found it funny so I'm posting it.

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
    difference between potentially and realistically?'

    The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
    would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
    million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
    for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
    really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
    University!'

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
    for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
    would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how
    much a million bucks would buy?'

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
    His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially
    and realistically?'

    The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
    dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.
    Last edited by Yngwie; 11-30-2008, 09:50 AM.
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  • Kudles
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 5477

    #2
    Haha thats a good one
    Free to Play MMOs and MMORPGs

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Heh heh,good for a chuckle

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      • andy83
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2005
        • 1605

        #4
        hehehe.. old but still great joke.

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        • Michaelious
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 6720

          #5
          Never heard it! Amazing!

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          • sexandcash
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2008
            • 1566

            #6
            pretty funny.
            SexandCash
            ICQ: 490-947-295

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            • Violetta
              Affiliate
              • Jul 2004
              • 28735

              #7
              hahahahaha...
              M&A Queen

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              • DVTimes
                xxx
                • Jun 2003
                • 31650

                #8
                classic joke.
                XXX

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                • J. Falcon
                  www.AdultCopywriters.com
                  • May 2006
                  • 31587

                  #9
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                  • tony299
                    lurker
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 57021

                    #10
                    thats too funny lol

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Michaelious
                      Never heard it! Amazing!
                      That is amazing.

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