Mystery Creature Washes Up On Long Island (Looks like a shell-less turtle) - GoFuckYourself.com

BV · 07-31-2008, 03:58 AM

not a turtle

JamesK · 07-31-2008, 03:59 AM

Poor thing looks like it's been cooked by the sun.

kmanrox · 07-31-2008, 04:02 AM

wtf is it? link

After Shock Media · 07-31-2008, 04:05 AM

Ya a news link would be nice. Specially since that really does not look much like anything that would belong in the water full time.

Nookster · 07-31-2008, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Ya a news link would be nice. Specially since that really does not look much like anything that would belong in the water full time.

'Rotting monster' washes up on beach Looks like a cross between a dog and a turtle to me.

Paul&John · 07-31-2008, 04:20 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

myjah · 07-31-2008, 04:46 AM

If you saw this, would you just take a picture and leave?

tranza · 07-31-2008, 08:40 AM

Cannot be a turtle...weird creature..

pornguy · 07-31-2008, 09:06 AM

Looks like a turtle that has been mutated.

WebairGerard · 07-31-2008, 09:13 AM

looks like a turtle with cow feet??? you know plumb island is too far away form there might have been some crazy ass mutation?

GrouchyAdmin · 07-31-2008, 09:15 AM

That's uglier than my in-laws.

Quagmire · 07-31-2008, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah

If you saw this, would you just take a picture and leave?

That is EXACTLY what I said when I saw it. A bunch of people standing around, obviously at least one had a camera and all they have is one fucking shot of the thing? You've got to be kidding me.

I'd take a ton of pics, flip it over, take more pics, pose it with a cigarette and pimp hat and take more pics.

jakethedog · 07-31-2008, 09:20 AM

I am leaning towards turtle mutation .. turtle mutation born with out a shell that somehow survived till kids hit it with sticks and poured gas on it and and hit it and beat it and ... ya .. uh ., ya .. never mind .

buzzy · 07-31-2008, 09:25 AM

A turtle? LOL, look at the size of that mother fucker, looks more like a pig with a fucked up face.

Deej · 07-31-2008, 09:25 AM

and it ends with some guy taking it home?

WTF!?!?!

check ebay!

mikeyddddd · 07-31-2008, 09:26 AM

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stickyfingerz · 07-31-2008, 09:32 AM

Bloated sea turtle sans shell.

Quagmire · 07-31-2008, 09:36 AM

I'm cereal guys!

tony286 · 07-31-2008, 09:37 AM

could it be a dog?

Shok · 07-31-2008, 09:38 AM

I wonder what it tastes like

He looks sleepy

Someone should poke a hole in his side and have sex with it

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Shok

I wonder what it tastes like

Probably like bukkake..

_Richard_ · 07-31-2008, 09:40 AM

looks kinda prehistoric..

uno · 07-31-2008, 09:42 AM

Looks like a short muzzled dog with its nose rotted off to me.

Quagmire · 07-31-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Shok

Someone should poke a hole in his side and have sex with it

ProducerCashDave · 07-31-2008, 09:44 AM

manbearpig

Shok · 07-31-2008, 09:47 AM

Amateur Pimp · 07-31-2008, 09:50 AM

its bs, look at the shadow on the body and the one on the head. they are in different directions. Nice photochoping..

cranki · 07-31-2008, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

roflllll

k0nr4d · 07-31-2008, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Amateur Pimp

its bs, look at the shadow on the body and the one on the head. they are in different directions. Nice photochoping..

looks fine to me...

kurtov · 07-31-2008, 11:28 AM

Looks like one of the enemies of the first ninja turtle movies, couldnt find any pics though.

Scott McD · 07-31-2008, 11:30 AM

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Kudles · 07-31-2008, 11:37 AM

Is that real?

PennyLane (not Flame) · 07-31-2008, 11:45 AM

Looks like its giving us the finger....

Sands · 07-31-2008, 12:05 PM

lolz, Montauk.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...oogle+Sear ch

SilvercashJeanette · 07-31-2008, 12:06 PM

I'm leaning towards Chupacabra! That's gotta be it ;)

Juicy D. Links · 07-31-2008, 12:08 PM

where is its penis??????????

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-31-2008, 12:34 PM

I call fake!

JFK · 07-31-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

could it be a dog?

sure looks like it, its been in the water for a while

MediaGuy · 07-31-2008, 01:31 PM

Looks like a gargoyle fell and it's wings broke off.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-31-2008, 01:35 PM

obviously a seaturtle or tortoise born with a mutation. it's not liek these things don't happen in nature. maybe it's mother smoked crack...

Belinda · 07-31-2008, 01:36 PM

i see hair on it so not a turtle.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-31-2008, 01:40 PM

what do you think this would look like with no shell?

it's a fucking turtle. how long do we have to wait for a marine biologist to step in here and confirm...

BradM · 07-31-2008, 01:45 PM

It's a dog.

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

what do you think this would look like with no shell?

it's a fucking turtle. how long do we have to wait for a marine biologist to step in here and confirm...

Ya seriously. Not much of a mystery. Either born without a shell, or it was cracked away or something.

IllTestYourGirls · 07-31-2008, 01:58 PM

they say it maybe a raccoon with its jaw torn off

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?se...cal&id=6297096

Brujah · 07-31-2008, 02:04 PM

It's a coon dog.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-31-2008, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

they say it maybe a raccoon with its jaw torn off

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?se...cal&id=6297096

does it look like it has it's fucking jaw ripped off? god damn it. i can't believe there's even a controversy over this...

i would bet anything and everything i owned it is a fucking turtle if they had the corpse and could positively identify it...

turtle turtle turtle...

slavdogg · 07-31-2008, 02:07 PM

guys thats a fuckin pig not a turtle

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-31-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

guys thats a fuckin pig not a turtle

i've cut up enough pigs to assure you that is most definitely not a pig...

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