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The Pizza Delivery Guy Said I Should Get An Italian Wife...
... well, you know how the rest goes.
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I'm gonna kick you in the nads.
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I love italian women! I would take that suggestion...
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yeah,,, GO for it!
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ummm... italian women are CRAZY bitches that yell, throw shit and smack ya around... its like an invitation to get nailed for domestic violence charges... she can hit you all day but defend yourself and you get a ticket to jail...
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I thought Italians were supposed to be great lovers
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it goes both ways... they are "passionate" insane both in and out of the sack.... Didn't you know the craziest women are the best lays?
Its kind of like how fat chicks tend to suck dick the best (most of the time)... To get something good you have to decide if its worth the tradeoff.
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Italian women are just like Italian cars. Sexy as Hell! Expensive as Hell! Go from 0 - 120 in seconds and every bit as temperMENTAL!
But, the beautiful thing is once you drive one, you will compare all other by it as it sorta sets the standard... rather high I might add!
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perhaps, but our diets would likely be too contrasting.
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The only Italian chicks around here are Italian JAPs. I think that's too much maintenance for a simple guy like me.
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I am an Italian and I am not high maintenance. I just know what I want and expect it :-)
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Nope, I don't hit him with a Gucci purse or my fist, but I might kick him in the throat! All in fun of course.
Noi pulcini italiani amiamo il meglio e gli faremo qualche cosa per. appena don' la t ottiene dai nostri lati difettosi
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I have delicious Sicilian pizza here. The cheese is all melty and the crust is nice and crunchy. It makes my belly say, "Mmmm, that'ssss niiiiiccceeee."
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lol, Sicilian here!
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i predict pepperoni in my future...
maybe garlic chicken
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Pepperoni and sausage with lots of crushed peppers
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I cut the head off the devil and I'll throw it at you.
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Italian chicks have huge tempers,and can be very intense
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LMAO, thats what I'm talking about, after I kick him in the throat!
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C-Luv on here... smoking fine and Italian. No problems there
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Maybe he's right! Italian women are beautiful!
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OMG that ass is hot!
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No Irish women are better and they can drink!
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I've never tried italian
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If you like hairy girls that is
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