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Old 08-06-2008, 01:47 PM   #1
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The Pizza Delivery Guy Said I Should Get An Italian Wife...

... well, you know how the rest goes.
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:53 PM   #2
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:26 PM   #3
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I love italian women! I would take that suggestion...
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:36 PM   #4
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:52 PM   #5
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ummm... italian women are CRAZY bitches that yell, throw shit and smack ya around... its like an invitation to get nailed for domestic violence charges... she can hit you all day but defend yourself and you get a ticket to jail...
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:22 PM   #6
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I thought Italians were supposed to be great lovers
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:23 PM   #7
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I thought Italians were supposed to be great lovers
it goes both ways... they are "passionate" insane both in and out of the sack.... Didn't you know the craziest women are the best lays?

Its kind of like how fat chicks tend to suck dick the best (most of the time)... To get something good you have to decide if its worth the tradeoff.
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:33 PM   #8
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Italian women are just like Italian cars. Sexy as Hell! Expensive as Hell! Go from 0 - 120 in seconds and every bit as temperMENTAL!

But, the beautiful thing is once you drive one, you will compare all other by it as it sorta sets the standard... rather high I might add!
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:04 PM   #9
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perhaps, but our diets would likely be too contrasting.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:21 PM   #10
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The only Italian chicks around here are Italian JAPs. I think that's too much maintenance for a simple guy like me.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:23 PM   #11
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The only Italian chicks around here are Italian JAPs. I think that's too much maintenance for a simple guy like me.
aint that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all these whores out here are high maintenance hehehe
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:07 PM   #12
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I am an Italian and I am not high maintenance. I just know what I want and expect it :-)
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:20 PM   #13
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aint that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all these whores out here are high maintenance hehehe
Amen brother

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I am an Italian and I am not high maintenance. I just know what I want and expect it :-)
I know what I want, and I also expect it. However I don't beat my significant other over the head with a $600 Gucci purse until I get it.
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:32 PM   #14
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Nope, I don't hit him with a Gucci purse or my fist, but I might kick him in the throat! All in fun of course.

Noi pulcini italiani amiamo il meglio e gli faremo qualche cosa per. appena don' la t ottiene dai nostri lati difettosi
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:36 PM   #15
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:57 PM   #16
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Noi pulcini italiani amiamo il meglio e gli faremo qualche cosa per. appena don' la t ottiene dai nostri lati difettosi
I have delicious Sicilian pizza here. The cheese is all melty and the crust is nice and crunchy. It makes my belly say, "Mmmm, that'ssss niiiiiccceeee."
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:14 PM   #17
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lol, Sicilian here!
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:18 PM   #18
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i predict pepperoni in my future...

maybe garlic chicken
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:31 PM   #19
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Pepperoni and sausage with lots of crushed peppers
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:41 PM   #20
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:55 PM   #21
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:57 PM   #22
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LMAO, thats what I'm talking about, after I kick him in the throat!
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:16 PM   #24
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C-Luv on here... smoking fine and Italian. No problems there
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:18 AM   #25
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But, the beautiful thing is once you drive one, you will compare all other by it as it sorta sets the standard... rather high I might add!
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I'm in the same boat
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