The Pizza Delivery Guy Said I Should Get An Italian Wife... - GoFuckYourself.com

Sands · 08-06-2008, 01:47 PM

... well, you know how the rest goes.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-06-2008, 01:53 PM

I'm gonna kick you in the nads.

kowalsky · 08-06-2008, 02:26 PM

I love italian women! I would take that suggestion...

Violetta · 08-06-2008, 02:36 PM

yeah,,, GO for it!

farkedup · 08-06-2008, 02:52 PM

ummm... italian women are CRAZY bitches that yell, throw shit and smack ya around... its like an invitation to get nailed for domestic violence charges... she can hit you all day but defend yourself and you get a ticket to jail...

clickyoucutie · 08-06-2008, 03:22 PM

I thought Italians were supposed to be great lovers

farkedup · 08-06-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by clickyoucutie

I thought Italians were supposed to be great lovers

it goes both ways... they are "passionate" insane both in and out of the sack.... Didn't you know the craziest women are the best lays?

Its kind of like how fat chicks tend to suck dick the best (most of the time)... To get something good you have to decide if its worth the tradeoff.

WhiplashDug · 08-06-2008, 03:33 PM

Italian women are just like Italian cars. Sexy as Hell! Expensive as Hell! Go from 0 - 120 in seconds and every bit as temperMENTAL!

But, the beautiful thing is once you drive one, you will compare all other by it as it sorta sets the standard... rather high I might add!

fuzzylogic · 08-06-2008, 04:04 PM

perhaps, but our diets would likely be too contrasting.

Sands · 08-06-2008, 04:21 PM

The only Italian chicks around here are Italian JAPs. I think that's too much maintenance for a simple guy like me.

Juicy D. Links · 08-06-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands

The only Italian chicks around here are Italian JAPs. I think that's too much maintenance for a simple guy like me.

aint that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all these whores out here are high maintenance hehehe

ItalianVixen · 08-06-2008, 05:07 PM

I am an Italian and I am not high maintenance. I just know what I want and expect it :-)

Sands · 08-06-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

aint that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all these whores out here are high maintenance hehehe

Amen brother

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Originally Posted by ItalianVixen

I am an Italian and I am not high maintenance. I just know what I want and expect it :-)

I know what I want, and I also expect it. However I don't beat my significant other over the head with a $600 Gucci purse until I get it.

ItalianVixen · 08-06-2008, 05:32 PM

Nope, I don't hit him with a Gucci purse or my fist, but I might kick him in the throat! All in fun of course.

Noi pulcini italiani amiamo il meglio e gli faremo qualche cosa per. appena don' la t ottiene dai nostri lati difettosi

Shamus McFamous · 08-06-2008, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kowalsky

I love italian women! I would take that suggestion...

ik ook

Sands · 08-06-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianVixen

Noi pulcini italiani amiamo il meglio e gli faremo qualche cosa per. appena don' la t ottiene dai nostri lati difettosi

I have delicious Sicilian pizza here. The cheese is all melty and the crust is nice and crunchy. It makes my belly say, "Mmmm, that'ssss niiiiiccceeee."

ItalianVixen · 08-06-2008, 06:14 PM

lol, Sicilian here!

Deej · 08-06-2008, 06:18 PM

i predict pepperoni in my future...

maybe garlic chicken

ItalianVixen · 08-06-2008, 06:31 PM

Pepperoni and sausage with lots of crushed peppers

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-06-2008, 06:41 PM

I cut the head off the devil and I'll throw it at you.

Spunky · 08-06-2008, 06:55 PM

Italian chicks have huge tempers,and can be very intense

nosey · 08-06-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shamus McFamous

so fine

ItalianVixen · 08-06-2008, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin

I cut the head off the devil and I'll throw it at you.

LMAO, thats what I'm talking about, after I kick him in the throat!

fallenmuffin · 08-06-2008, 07:16 PM

C-Luv on here... smoking fine and Italian. No problems there

tranza · 08-07-2008, 08:18 AM

Maybe he's right! Italian women are beautiful!

Sands · 08-07-2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

C-Luv on here... smoking fine and Italian. No problems there

I require pictures.

da man · 08-07-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kowalsky

I love italian women! I would take that suggestion...

OMG that ass is hot!

Manowar · 08-07-2008, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiplashDug

Italian women are just like Italian cars. Sexy as Hell! Expensive as Hell! Go from 0 - 120 in seconds and every bit as temperMENTAL!

But, the beautiful thing is once you drive one, you will compare all other by it as it sorta sets the standard... rather high I might add!

nice analogy

Kudles · 08-07-2008, 06:45 PM

No Irish women are better and they can drink!

Bird · 08-07-2008, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianVixen

lol, Sicilian here!

please cook me dinner

CaptainHowdy · 08-07-2008, 08:40 PM

I've never tried italian

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VeriSexy · 08-07-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I've never tried italian

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I'm in the same boat

Doctor Dre · 08-07-2008, 11:33 PM

If you like hairy girls that is

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ItalianVixen Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Greater Sacramento Posts: 1,088	Nope, I don't hit him with a Gucci purse or my fist, but I might kick him in the throat! All in fun of course. Noi pulcini italiani amiamo il meglio e gli faremo qualche cosa per. appena don' la t ottiene dai nostri lati difettosi __________________ ICQ# 329-577-613 AIM: LeanneNRidley Yahoo IM: LeanneRidley Last edited by ItalianVixen; 08-06-2008 at 05:35 PM..

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