Doesn't that big worm hole machine get fired up tomorrow? - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 08-08-2008, 10:29 AM

The one that some fear could cause the world to end. Isn't that tomorrow?

I'm going out tonight to rape and pillage if it is.

Tom_PM · 08-08-2008, 10:32 AM

Ah is that the new giant super collider or whatever? Awesome, we're gonna smash matter and anti-matter together and see if Star Trek was right!

notime · 08-08-2008, 10:32 AM

last chance maybe ? lol
or you just might rape & pillage other universes later !

DWB · 08-08-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Ah is that the new giant super collider or whatever? Awesome, we're gonna smash matter and anti-matter together and see if Star Trek was right!

That's the one.

Just the thought that some brilliant minds THINK that it could cause problems gives me the creeps. I mean, that there is even a slight chance it could cause damage to the world freaks me the fuck out.

DWB · 08-08-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by notime

...or you just might rape & pillage other universes later !

I like your style.

Iron Fist · 08-08-2008, 10:37 AM

If my ass tingles tommorow this could be a sign... i'll let you all know right away...

Nautica16k · 08-08-2008, 10:41 AM

The French and Swiss would be the first to go.

pornguy · 08-08-2008, 10:42 AM

I think Canada will be the first area to implode.

crockett · 08-08-2008, 10:42 AM

They just fire it up to start testing tomorrow (actually I think they already started testing it).. The end of the world wont be for at least a few more weeks or so..

Libertine · 08-08-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

That's the one.

Just the thought that some brilliant minds THINK that it could cause problems gives me the creeps. I mean, that there is even a slight chance it could cause damage to the world freaks me the fuck out.

Honestly, you shouldn't worry about this. Chances of anything happening are virtually non-existent.

What you should worry about is gray goo. Just a little longer, and it'll be possible to create bacteria that can use all organic matter for food. Such bacteria, released in the wild, would destroy all other life in the world in a matter of days.

Martin · 08-08-2008, 10:44 AM

We might get sucked into a black hole tomorrow.

Zebra · 08-08-2008, 10:49 AM

One year after they start that thing up

I remember reading a book about some science experiment gone wrong and it created a very tiny black hole inside the Earth that starts rattling around and eating the planet from the inside out.
Then of course there is Stephen King's "The Mist". Plenty of fucked up scenarios that can happen I'm sure.

Wonder if Vegas is taking odds on this thing fucking up? lol

klaze · 08-08-2008, 10:57 AM

What I want to know is where are the people who claimed they had

BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG THINGS GOING TO HAPPEN ON 08/08/08

GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!

and look its 08/08/08 no announcements.. all bullshit.. like usual..

SykkBoy · 08-08-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

They just fire it up to start testing tomorrow (actually I think they already started testing it).. The end of the world wont be for at least a few more weeks or so..

Whew, enough time for the rest of us to get in some raping and pillaging...

GrouchyAdmin · 08-08-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by klaze

What I want to know is where are the people who claimed they had

BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG THINGS GOING TO HAPPEN ON 08/08/08

GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!

and look its 08/08/08 no announcements.. all bullshit.. like usual..

It's Fucksakes' birthday, you rude fucker! Jeeeeeeeeez!

BVF · 08-08-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

We might get sucked into a black hole tomorrow.

That would suck big time.....No pun intended...

geeknik · 08-08-2008, 11:15 AM

oh no!!!11oneone

Put on your tinfoil hats!!

Doctor Dre · 08-08-2008, 11:15 AM

Natural collisions at higher speed have happened millions of times in our environement.

chill out

Deej · 08-08-2008, 11:30 AM

yes they fire it up today, but they wont be doing the actual particle collision until december or sometime after now...

klaze · 08-08-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

It's Fucksakes' birthday, you rude fucker! Jeeeeeeeeez!

Ahh for fucksakes happy birthday.. but i'm not referring to him!

Iron Fist · 08-08-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

Wonder if Vegas is taking odds on this thing fucking up? lol

Talk about the house making a sure bet!

If it did fuck up no one would be coming around to collect on that wager

Martin · 08-08-2008, 02:01 PM

I found out that they're turning it on today, but aren't doing any particle smashing till Sept 10th.

LadyMischief · 08-08-2008, 02:04 PM

You people seem to have missed that they are TESTING ELEMENTS of the machine...that the first actual beam collision won't be happening until 2010 or so. They will be taking literally YEARS testing elements of the machine, and even when the first test happens, it will be at 1/3 capacity of the full real test they want to do, and it's already been done with no harmful side effects. Do some studying before you go freaking everyone out, but CERN is no threat to anyone YET. Even if the tests go bad and a mini-black hole is created, it would hardly likely be a stable one and would decay into nothingness in relatively quick time.

LadyMischief · 08-08-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

I found out that they're turning it on today, but aren't doing any particle smashing till Sept 10th.

And that test will be at a super-low capacity, one that's been duplicated already in other labs with other machines.

LadyMischief · 08-08-2008, 02:08 PM

Geneva, 7 August 2008. CERN1has today announced that the first attempt to circulate a beam in the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will be made on 10 September. This news comes as the cool down phase of commissioning CERN’s new particle accelerator reaches a successful conclusion. Television coverage of the start-up will be made available through Eurovision.

The LHC is the world’s most powerful particle accelerator, producing beams seven times more energetic than any previous machine, and around 30 times more intense when it reaches design performance, probably by 2010. Housed in a 27-kilometre tunnel, it relies on technologies that would not have been possible 30 years ago. The LHC is, in a sense, its own prototype.

Starting up such a machine is not as simple as flipping a switch. Commissioning is a long process that starts with the cooling down of each of the machine’s eight sectors. This is followed by the electrical testing of the 1600 superconducting magnets and their individual powering to nominal operating current. These steps are followed by the powering together of all the circuits of each sector, and then of the eight independent sectors in unison in order to operate as a single machine.

By the end of July, this work was approaching completion, with all eight sectors at their operating temperature of 1.9 degrees above absolute zero (-271°C). The next phase in the process is synchronization of the LHC with the Super Proton Synchrotron (SPS) accelerator, which forms the last link in the LHC’s injector chain. Timing between the two machines has to be accurate to within a fraction of a nanosecond. A first synchronization test is scheduled for the weekend of 9 August, for the clockwise-circulating LHC beam, with the second to follow over the coming weeks. Tests will continue into September to ensure that the entire machine is ready to accelerate and collide beams at an energy of 5 TeV per beam, the target energy for 2008. Force majeure notwithstanding, the LHC will see its first circulating beam on 10 September at the injection energy of 450 GeV (0.45 TeV).

http://davidkirkpatrick.wordpress.co...-startup-date/

Fucksakes · 08-08-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

It's Fucksakes' birthday, you rude fucker! Jeeeeeeeeez!

haha..

you know I told my daughter about that machine.. told her that on august 1st.. which is when i thought it was being turned on.. but will take a couple weeks for it to be working.. and I say ppl claim this will be the end of the world..

so my daughter is on the phone with her mom.. since I dont have her full time.. just for the summer..and she tells her mom, she is worried she wont get to see her ever again.. cause the world is ending..

man did i get in shit for that one

Farang · 08-08-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Natural collisions at higher speed have happened millions of times in our environement.

How ?

LadyMischief · 08-08-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

haha..

you know I told my daughter about that machine.. told her that on august 1st.. which is when i thought it was being turned on.. but will take a couple weeks for it to be working.. and I say ppl claim this will be the end of the world..

so my daughter is on the phone with her mom.. since I dont have her full time.. just for the summer..and she tells her mom, she is worried she wont get to see her ever again.. cause the world is ending..

man did i get in shit for that one

Turning the machine on and making it do what it was built to do are two different things. Turning on a car doesn't mean it's screaming down the racecourse at 250 mph automatically. It's silly that people are doing thee scare thing. This thing won't work for what it was built for for some time to come, and the initial test isn't a collision, it's just ONE BEAM being put through..to see if the damn thing even works lol.

DWB · 08-08-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Turning the machine on and making it do what it was built to do are two different things. Turning on a car doesn't mean it's screaming down the racecourse at 250 mph automatically. It's silly that people are doing thee scare thing. This thing won't work for what it was built for for some time to come, and the initial test isn't a collision, it's just ONE BEAM being put through..to see if the damn thing even works lol.

This line of thinking is exactly what gets people into accidents.

Nobody ever thinks they are going to break something or really screw things up, but accidents do happen and it's always when they least expect it.

captain.g · 08-08-2008, 03:41 PM

This shows the level of brainwashing the USA has done to keep people so paranoid so that the freak out over everything. Put your tinfoil hats back on so I can steal your conversions.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-08-2008, 05:14 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/

CaptainHowdy · 08-08-2008, 05:16 PM

I killed someone and the world didn't end... fuck.

qxm · 08-08-2008, 05:32 PM

Fuck! That's one Special Giant Suppa-CHarged Dildo... that's fo sho!

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Doesn't that big worm hole machine get fired up tomorrow? The one that some fear could cause the world to end. Isn't that tomorrow? I'm going out tonight to rape and pillage if it is.

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klaze So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Adult Marketing Mecca Posts: 2,167	What I want to know is where are the people who claimed they had BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG THINGS GOING TO HAPPEN ON 08/08/08 GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!! and look its 08/08/08 no announcements.. all bullshit.. like usual..

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	I found out that they're turning it on today, but aren't doing any particle smashing till Sept 10th. __________________

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	You people seem to have missed that they are TESTING ELEMENTS of the machine...that the first actual beam collision won't be happening until 2010 or so. They will be taking literally YEARS testing elements of the machine, and even when the first test happens, it will be at 1/3 capacity of the full real test they want to do, and it's already been done with no harmful side effects. Do some studying before you go freaking everyone out, but CERN is no threat to anyone YET. Even if the tests go bad and a mini-black hole is created, it would hardly likely be a stable one and would decay into nothingness in relatively quick time. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Geneva, 7 August 2008. CERN1has today announced that the first attempt to circulate a beam in the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will be made on 10 September. This news comes as the cool down phase of commissioning CERN’s new particle accelerator reaches a successful conclusion. Television coverage of the start-up will be made available through Eurovision. The LHC is the world’s most powerful particle accelerator, producing beams seven times more energetic than any previous machine, and around 30 times more intense when it reaches design performance, probably by 2010. Housed in a 27-kilometre tunnel, it relies on technologies that would not have been possible 30 years ago. The LHC is, in a sense, its own prototype. Starting up such a machine is not as simple as flipping a switch. Commissioning is a long process that starts with the cooling down of each of the machine’s eight sectors. This is followed by the electrical testing of the 1600 superconducting magnets and their individual powering to nominal operating current. These steps are followed by the powering together of all the circuits of each sector, and then of the eight independent sectors in unison in order to operate as a single machine. By the end of July, this work was approaching completion, with all eight sectors at their operating temperature of 1.9 degrees above absolute zero (-271°C). The next phase in the process is synchronization of the LHC with the Super Proton Synchrotron (SPS) accelerator, which forms the last link in the LHC’s injector chain. Timing between the two machines has to be accurate to within a fraction of a nanosecond. A first synchronization test is scheduled for the weekend of 9 August, for the clockwise-circulating LHC beam, with the second to follow over the coming weeks. Tests will continue into September to ensure that the entire machine is ready to accelerate and collide beams at an energy of 5 TeV per beam, the target energy for 2008. Force majeure notwithstanding, the LHC will see its first circulating beam on 10 September at the injection energy of 450 GeV (0.45 TeV). http://davidkirkpatrick.wordpress.co...-startup-date/ __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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