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Haters & Trolls SUCK!
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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PizzaHut Delivery Guy - Funny :::
So..... my pizza arrives and I hand my credit card to the guy as I usually do...so that he can confirm it's me and my card. The guy in his middle eastern voice says..."no no no problem, you have a trusting face". He motions for me to put my cc card back in my wallet - he's not even going to check it. So I put the card back in my wallet and I looked at him and said..."I'm glad I have a trusting face, I've been practicing to make my face look trusting"...and I start laughing. He looks at me and says "yes, I need to see your credit card"! I started laughing because I though the was joking...but he was deadly serious. So I showed him the card and he studied it for a few minutes before giving it back to me. I tried to explain that I was joking with him but he didn't get it - had a very serious look on his face when he left!
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LOL he thought you were calling him out or something.
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Exploiting human weakness
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Oh really? Well all of us back at the Pizza Hut heard about how much of a prick some white guy was to our friend Abdul
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Did he at least smile at the tip?
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So Fucking Banned
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Western Sarcasm + Immigrant = loads of fun.
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That's too funny.
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I need a beer
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I think that means I must Cornhole in Arabic
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lol that is funny
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I have NEVER seen an Arabic pizza guy in my entire life....
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they never check my card when a pizza gets here...
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: LA
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I thought you were going to ask him to come in and hand him the camera to help shoot the girls while you eat the pizza then tell him he is getting punked and end up with a free Pizza.
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