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Old 10-24-2002, 07:14 PM   #1
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web designer cocks, spam me with a quote

http://www.naughtyandlive.com

I need someone to design a front page that tests the surfers settings for flash, windows media player, and appropriate versions of javascript, as well as test his bandwidth before we pass him onto the inside.

If anyone here can do it spam me with a quote and how good you think you are. examples of previous work or a site would also be good.

Thanks..
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Old 10-24-2002, 07:17 PM   #2
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the only way to test all those things is to autoinstall them a virus
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Old 10-24-2002, 07:19 PM   #3
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yeah I can see that going down a treat
'please press 'YES' to installing the Microsoft Sub 7 trojan, an innovative and exciting program to maximise your web experience'
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Old 10-24-2002, 07:20 PM   #4
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Old 10-24-2002, 07:25 PM   #5
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that pic should be gif, no gradient et cetera
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Old 10-24-2002, 07:28 PM   #6
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Tex your a pro.

Hired!
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Old 10-24-2002, 07:30 PM   #7
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hit me up on telegraph to discuss details
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Old 10-24-2002, 07:31 PM   #8
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Originally posted by pentae
http://www.naughtyandlive.com

I need someone to design a front page that tests the surfers settings for flash, windows media player, and appropriate versions of javascript, as well as test his bandwidth before we pass him onto the inside.

If anyone here can do it spam me with a quote and how good you think you are. examples of previous work or a site would also be good.

Thanks..
Here's your quote.
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Old 10-24-2002, 07:34 PM   #9
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his site doesn't work in netscape too
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