a cop asked me for my autograph recently. infact he chased me down at 120 mph with his lights on with some phoney excuse about me speeding. I'm like "yah sure buddy i'll sign an autograph for you, next time just ask don't make up phony stories about dangerous speeding, im just a regular guy like everyone else", then he sprayed some very powerfull eye cleaner in my eyes and applied these cool wrist tension devices, i suppose its some sort of healing device, it actually felt more painfull than relaxing. Then he gave me a free tour of the town , i sat in the back of his car like a guest of honour. He took me to some sort of yoga center where the rooms were very small and had mattresses all over the walls and floors , and everything is white. I have been here for about a week now. I feel very relaxed, they even give me free vitamins every morning.

Yea, lots of guys collect models headshots with autograph.
Cops seem to like my autographs too :-l

Yes, when I used to run KISS' website. When I was in Australia for their 2001 tour I would have fans come up and ask me to autograph tour books and ask for a picture with me. It was always the strangest thing. I mean, I was just someone running a website, not in the band. But, KISS fans are an interesting bunch, they want to get close to someone who has been close to the band.

what band was that?

Only the teller at my bank

yes, just today actually http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=846273

He's not a big time player. He played for Motherwell FC. I was up at his house yesterday and told him about this thread actually. He laughed about it coz he remembered those kids getting pissed at me for saying I'm not one of the players and they thought I was just being a dick to try to get away from them. Didn't help matters when they saw me getting into my car which was better than the cars of most of the players haha.

Only the police ;-)

A few times...A couple times on St. Paddys day as they thought I was in Dropkick Murphys, and back when I was playing some national tennis tournaments.

Not so much lately though!

Yes many times. Since 1978 I've probably signed 20,000 or more promo pictures of different bands I've played in around the country. It's kinda cool. Stupid, but cool :)

50 Autographs

when i was 14 i lived in France and won a local tennis tourney for juniors. Some kid asked me to sign a tennis ball. Guess they thought I might become a famous tennis player one day :1orglaugh

Many many times. Collectors sometimes want a gallery print signed. I guess it makes it more valuable sometimes? And people who buy books and magazines frequently enjoy having the creator or a contributor sign them, so I've been asked about a zillion times to sign things I have written or edited. Not enough times that I've ever been bothered and said no though :) Actually, I don't know why I feel like I have to explain it. I think I've signed a lot of autographs for someone who is not a public figure and none compared to Kiss.

Yes, just last week I called GO DADDY, gave my name to the account and the customer REP knew my name and said he was a big fan of my comics http://ehartsoe.com

i wear really tight shorts when i go out in public and i always stuff a peeled banana down my thong..

people ask me for my autograph and ask me what porn movies i do..

Only my divorce lawyer.

no, but i've been asked for my fingerprints a few times. :(