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Sharky · 08-04-2008, 05:05 PM

Oh man.

I was feeling lazy tonight and had a pound of Hamburger meat in the fridge. I decided to dust off that old box of hamburger helper Lasagna in my pantry and cook it up.

I am seriously regretting it!

First sign this was a mistake: It looks like runny shit with noodles.

I decided to move past that and give it a shot anyway. I ate it in college, why not now?

Fast forward to 30 minutes ago, about 15 minutes after eating this disgusting meal.
My ass has been spewing almost non-stop. I'm sure to have lost 4-5lbs, You know.. about 13 flushes worth. The T.P couldn't handle it, so I had to rinse off in the shower.

Is this a normal reaction to HH?

uh oh.. here it goes again....

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 08-04-2008, 05:08 PM

Now I remember why I've had the same box of Hamburger Helper in my pantry for the last 2 years.

SCOOTER · 08-04-2008, 05:08 PM

See that is what you get for eating that crap!!

Agent 488 · 08-04-2008, 05:10 PM

marketsmart · 08-04-2008, 05:10 PM

sounds to me like you ate some bad meat bro...

HH has enough preservatives to last until the second coming of christ...

have a nice time on the shitter for the next 4-6 hours...

do yourself a favor and hurl that shit back up...

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

Now I remember why I've had the same box of Hamburger Helper in my pantry for the last 2 years.

Thanks for the warning!

WiredGuy · 08-04-2008, 05:13 PM

Thanks for the very visual description, lol.
WG

Spunky · 08-04-2008, 05:14 PM

That sounds a little more serious.sounds like the meat was bad although HH is gross it wouldn't do that

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SCOOTER

See that is what you get for eating that crap!!

I haven't done too good on eating lately. You are prob lighter than me now.. That will be a trip! The kids went to their Moms Sunday and I got lazy today.

Crap, I just sharted! ugh!!!

Looks like I will be staying in tonight.

marketsmart -

This is good 93% sirloin. I had burgers last night and felt fine. This is just BAD Hamburger Helper!

Where the fuck did all this oil come from?>!!?!??!

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Thanks for the very visual description, lol.
WG

I do my best

klaze · 08-04-2008, 05:18 PM

The description + his avatar really .... nm...

Eriic · 08-04-2008, 05:18 PM

You Fucking Spoiled Cry Baby!

I ate tons of it as well as other inexpensive foods growing up.

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

That sounds a little more serious.sounds like the meat was bad although HH is gross it wouldn't do that

I usually cook my food from scratch. I don't do boxed dinners. I'm a good cook who is now paying for being lazy! The meat was good, I am sure of it. I bought it yesterday

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

You Fucking Spoiled Cry Baby!

I ate tons of it as well as other inexpensive foods growing up.

So did I! I used to love this stuff. I was a military brat, we ate this all the time, along with generic macaroni, grilled cheese and campbells tomato soup! lol

D Ghost · 08-04-2008, 05:23 PM

uuuuuum yeah

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 06:01 PM

This is still killing me!

I shoudl say there are no stomach pains, but my ass is like a faucet!

I did find some corn there.. I haven't eaten corn in a good week and a half (How does that happen? I chew them, but they come out whole?!?!?!?)

Elli · 08-04-2008, 06:05 PM

Ew! Sounds like bad meat, I'd have to agree with the others. I mean, HH isn't *good* food by any stretch of the imagination, but unless you're having a reaction to the MSG in it, I don't know why you'd be sharting

SomeCreep · 08-04-2008, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sharky

This is still killing me!

I shoudl say there are no stomach pains, but my ass is like a faucet!

I did find some corn there.. I haven't eaten corn in a good week and a half (How does that happen? I chew them, but they come out whole?!?!?!?)

qxm · 08-04-2008, 07:09 PM

The toilet paper couldn't handle it?

Iron Fist · 08-04-2008, 07:24 PM

You had to rinse off in the shower? You really need to stop thinking like a batchelor and buy more than 4 rolls of TP...

mynameisjim · 08-04-2008, 07:42 PM

I can't imagine it causing that much agony. Something must of been bad, either the box or the meat.

It's probably best you're shitting everywhere now. Those ones that take about a day to hit you usually turn into full blown food poisoning. When it hits you instantly it usually only lasts a few hours. Sure does suck though.

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

You had to rinse off in the shower? You really need to stop thinking like a batchelor and buy more than 4 rolls of TP...

I was 13 flushes in!!! At some point one has to think about the budget and take the easy way out!

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Ew! Sounds like bad meat, I'd have to agree with the others. I mean, HH isn't *good* food by any stretch of the imagination, but unless you're having a reaction to the MSG in it, I don't know why you'd be sharting

Hey Elli! I'm so sorry we had to rekindle things in this way. Please wipe that memory from your mind... ahh shit. I did it again. I said "wipe"

Ice · 08-04-2008, 07:47 PM

My mom use to make that shit 3 times a week when I was a kid. Guess that is why I got food poisoning 4 times.

Even walking by HH in Safeway makes me want to hurl.

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I can't imagine it causing that much agony. Something must of been bad, either the box or the meat.

It's probably best you're shitting everywhere now. Those ones that take about a day to hit you usually turn into full blown food poisoning. When it hits you instantly it usually only lasts a few hours. Sure does suck though.

I've had e.coli before and regular food poisening. This is nothing like it. no gut-wrenching pains... No vomiting.

Perhaps because I didn't drain the meat? But it was 93% lean SIRLOIN.. the good stuff to make GREAT hamburgers. I bought it the day before... I was going Gourmet Hamburger Helper! lol

The bathroom runs have subsided.. no pissing from my ass anymore... I've popped off a few wet farts, but nothing to be ashamed of.

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

My mom use to make that shit 3 times a week when I was a kid. Guess that is why I got food poisoning 4 times.

Even walking by HH in Safeway makes me want to hurl.

lol.. Military brat?

Spunky · 08-04-2008, 07:52 PM

Try the Tuna Helper next time.I actually like the Au Gratin

Ice · 08-04-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sharky

lol.. Military brat?

nope I guess my mom just loved HH??????

Hey it was better then liver and onions ICKKKKKKKKK (her favorite)

If I even smell liver I will hurl

I did everything as a kid to get away from liver......

Throw it out the window

Feed it to the dog

Stuff it in my sock, pocket, etc and flush it down the toilet

etc etc etc

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Try the Tuna Helper next time.I actually like the Au Gratin

I do believe I will stay away from anything ending in "Helper" from now on. I'm very happy to make my food from scratch. I can cook quite well.

Check out www.sharky.com for proof;-)

Ice · 08-04-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Try the Tuna Helper next time.I actually like the Au Gratin

Tuna Helper?

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Elli · 08-04-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sharky

Hey Elli! I'm so sorry we had to rekindle things in this way. Please wipe that memory from your mind... ahh shit. I did it again. I said "wipe"

hehe I'm still giggling that you said "sharted"

No worries, we've all had "runny bum" before. That's what my mom always called it!

Elli · 08-04-2008, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

nope I guess my mom just loved HH??????

Hey it was better then liver and onions ICKKKKKKKKK (her favorite)

If I even smell liver I will hurl

I did everything as a kid to get away from liver......

Throw it out the window

Feed it to the dog

Stuff it in my sock, pocket, etc and flush it down the toilet

etc etc etc

OMG my parents used to make me liver all the time! they said it was good for me! I used to chew and chew and then spit it out in my milk so they thought I ate it.

LATER my dad confessed that he hated the stuff but he fed it to me because his parents did it to him, so it must be the right thing to do! ARRRRG!

tenletters · 08-04-2008, 08:00 PM

wierd... the lasagna is the only HH that I don't mind eating. Mind you I do use extra lean hamburger meat and sprinkle liberally with Parmesian (sp?) cheese.

There's a chicken helper that I dig... something oriental (maybe fried rice is the name). Other than those two I think the remaining helpers are shit.

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

hehe I'm still giggling that you said "sharted"

No worries, we've all had "runny bum" before. That's what my mom always called it!

So you will still be my friend? lol.

Are you going to Internext?

Ice · 08-04-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

OMG my parents used to make me liver all the time! they said it was good for me! I used to chew and chew and then spit it out in my milk so they thought I ate it.

LATER my dad confessed that he hated the stuff but he fed it to me because his parents did it to him, so it must be the right thing to do! ARRRRG!

Just say no to liver... it's evil

Why feed it to you when he hated it just because it was fed to him? Where is the logic in that?

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tenletters

wierd... the lasagna is the only HH that I don't mind eating. Mind you I do use extra lean hamburger meat and sprinkle liberally with Parmesian (sp?) cheese.

There's a chicken helper that I dig... something oriental (maybe fried rice is the name). Other than those two I think the remaining helpers are shit.

I used fresh grated parmesan as well (I did say I was trying to be gourmet;-) )

I've had the fried rice.. decent, but nothing like the Garlic Fried Rice Jenni Dahling taught me how to make.. YUM!

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 08:03 PM

BTW Ice! Long time no speak man. I hope all is well.. or at least better than is going for me tonight! hahah

Ice · 08-04-2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sharky

BTW Ice! Long time no speak man. I hope all is well.. or at least better than is going for me tonight! hahah

All is good brotha.... how have you been?

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

All is good brotha.... how have you been?

Doing great, less the nights activities;-)

Ice · 08-04-2008, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sharky

Doing great, less the nights activities;-)

Hit me up on icq tomorrow and catch up

Spunky · 08-04-2008, 08:12 PM

Nothing beats liver and onions with bacon and some Moosehead to wash it down

Ice · 08-04-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Nothing beats liver and onions with bacon and some Moosehead to wash it down

Damn canadians

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

Hit me up on icq tomorrow and catch up

Will do man;-)

stevo · 08-04-2008, 08:20 PM

The first time i cooked HH I forgot to drain the grease after browning the meat. Worse meal ever!

Elli · 08-04-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

Just say no to liver... it's evil

Why feed it to you when he hated it just because it was fed to him? Where is the logic in that?

My dad is a wonderful guy, but the liver is nearly unforgiveable.

Elli · 08-04-2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sharky

So you will still be my friend? lol.

Are you going to Internext?

Yes and yes! I get in late Wed.

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo

The first time i cooked HH I forgot to drain the grease after browning the meat. Worse meal ever!

Perhaps that was my mistake. but at such lean meat I dind't see much need...

Live and learn!

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Yes and yes! I get in late Wed.

I get in midday Thursday.. I'll hit you up on ICQ now

Sharky · 08-04-2008, 08:58 PM

Grrr... I have heartburn now.

It had to be the grease from not draining the lean meat.

After Shock Media · 08-04-2008, 09:01 PM

PS sharky, 93% lean sirloin doesn't make great burgers

Burgers really do need that 20% fat content as a minimum, and sirloin is overrated for a burger when chuck is better.

08-04-2008, 05:05 PM	#1
Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	Hamburger helper is GROSS Oh man. I was feeling lazy tonight and had a pound of Hamburger meat in the fridge. I decided to dust off that old box of hamburger helper Lasagna in my pantry and cook it up. I am seriously regretting it! First sign this was a mistake: It looks like runny shit with noodles. I decided to move past that and give it a shot anyway. I ate it in college, why not now? Fast forward to 30 minutes ago, about 15 minutes after eating this disgusting meal. My ass has been spewing almost non-stop. I'm sure to have lost 4-5lbs, You know.. about 13 flushes worth. The T.P couldn't handle it, so I had to rinse off in the shower. Is this a normal reaction to HH? uh oh.. here it goes again.... __________________ Sharky

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Ayla_SquareTurtle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 5000 full paysite reviews and counting Posts: 3,550	Now I remember why I've had the same box of Hamburger Helper in my pantry for the last 2 years. __________________ gone. long gone. aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com

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SCOOTER Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,010	See that is what you get for eating that crap!! __________________ Scooter [email protected]

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	That sounds a little more serious.sounds like the meat was bad although HH is gross it wouldn't do that __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	sounds to me like you ate some bad meat bro... HH has enough preservatives to last until the second coming of christ... have a nice time on the shitter for the next 4-6 hours... do yourself a favor and hurl that shit back up...

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Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	You Fucking Spoiled Cry Baby! I ate tons of it as well as other inexpensive foods growing up.

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Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	This is still killing me! I shoudl say there are no stomach pains, but my ass is like a faucet! I did find some corn there.. I haven't eaten corn in a good week and a half (How does that happen? I chew them, but they come out whole?!?!?!?) __________________ Sharky

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Ew! Sounds like bad meat, I'd have to agree with the others. I mean, HH isn't good food by any stretch of the imagination, but unless you're having a reaction to the MSG in it, I don't know why you'd be sharting __________________ email: [email protected]

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mynameisjim Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,985	I can't imagine it causing that much agony. Something must of been bad, either the box or the meat. It's probably best you're shitting everywhere now. Those ones that take about a day to hit you usually turn into full blown food poisoning. When it hits you instantly it usually only lasts a few hours. Sure does suck though. __________________ jim (at) amateursconvert . com Amateurs Convert

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Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	My mom use to make that shit 3 times a week when I was a kid. Guess that is why I got food poisoning 4 times. Even walking by HH in Safeway makes me want to hurl. __________________ icq 1904905

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Try the Tuna Helper next time.I actually like the Au Gratin __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	wierd... the lasagna is the only HH that I don't mind eating. Mind you I do use extra lean hamburger meat and sprinkle liberally with Parmesian (sp?) cheese. There's a chicken helper that I dig... something oriental (maybe fried rice is the name). Other than those two I think the remaining helpers are shit. __________________ Useless Without Pics

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Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	BTW Ice! Long time no speak man. I hope all is well.. or at least better than is going for me tonight! hahah __________________ Sharky

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Nothing beats liver and onions with bacon and some Moosehead to wash it down __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	The first time i cooked HH I forgot to drain the grease after browning the meat. Worse meal ever!

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Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	Grrr... I have heartburn now. It had to be the grease from not draining the lean meat. __________________ Sharky

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	PS sharky, 93% lean sirloin doesn't make great burgers Burgers really do need that 20% fat content as a minimum, and sirloin is overrated for a burger when chuck is better. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]