So I went out on a date with Megan from Shanesworld. Here is the goods..

**B O B** · 08-04-2008, 03:34 PM

ahahah
priceless man
you got me rolling!

**B O B** · 08-04-2008, 03:37 PM

wait a minute

what does it mean that she dated VooDoo and yet blew you off?

hmmmm???

**Mohawk Steve** · 08-04-2008, 03:40 PM

It's like I'm sitting at the Roosevelt poolside bar all over again!

**Ice** · 08-04-2008, 03:43 PM

Ok, short recap:

1. I got ditched for an iPhone on a date and left at the trendiest pool in Hollywood all alone.
2. Steve showed up to save me.
3. No one in Hollywood has any Xanax.
4. Megan Satan finally showed up but has in tow her Vagina Stopping friend.
5. I?m on the D-List.
6. I hate Jeff Daniels.

I'm crying here

**MeganS** · 08-04-2008, 03:44 PM

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD ... I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ON A DATE ...

xoxo,
Megan

**Ice** · 08-04-2008, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by SWorldMegan

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD ... I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ON A DATE ...

xoxo,
Megan

**Mohawk Steve** · 08-04-2008, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by SWorldMegan

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD ... I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ON A DATE ...

xoxo,
Megan

Just think, if you would have only put a comma in that text how differently things would have gone

**WiredGuy** · 08-04-2008, 03:49 PM

That is awesome Cory, love it

WG

**Paper_Amar** · 08-04-2008, 03:50 PM

just added you to my google reader so i can read you on bb.

Consider myself a failed writer as well, and love your blog

**Cory W** · 08-04-2008, 03:51 PM

I love Megan. I want to sleep with her. She reads my blog, I mean, I had to put this on there. Otherwise, I have no Internet credentials : )

**munki** · 08-04-2008, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory

I love Megan. I want to sleep with her. She reads my blog, I mean, I had to put this on there. Otherwise, I have no Internet credentials : )

**Cory W** · 08-04-2008, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by Paper_Amar

just added you to my google reader so i can read you on bb.

Consider myself a failed writer as well, and love your blog

Thanks man,

I love it when anyone reads it. Makes it worth doing.

**RyuLion** · 08-04-2008, 03:58 PM

you lucky bastardo!

**Ycaza** · 08-04-2008, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by SWorldMegan

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD ... I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ON A DATE ...

xoxo,
Megan

ooooooh snap

**MeganS** · 08-04-2008, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory

I love Megan. I want to sleep with her. She reads my blog, I mean, I had to put this on there. Otherwise, I have no Internet credentials : )

LOL!!! I love you Cory!!! and i am addicted to your blog! I am honored to not only have a post .. but also a picture with my title as "Satan" ...

xoxo,
Megan

**marketsmart** · 08-04-2008, 04:07 PM

thats good...

this is the reason why i only "date" hookers... who has time for shit like this...

**rhon23** · 08-04-2008, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory

I love Megan. I want to sleep with her. She reads my blog, I mean, I had to put this on there. Otherwise, I have no Internet credentials : )

I would just like you to know I have slept with Megan.

**Sharky** · 08-04-2008, 04:11 PM

hahaha!

Great story Cory.

**SCOOTER** · 08-04-2008, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by RyuLion

you lucky bastardo!

I second that !!

**SiMpLe** · 08-04-2008, 04:13 PM

lmao that was a great read

**marketsmart** · 08-04-2008, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by rhon23

I would just like you to know I have slept with Megan.

from what i have heard, airbag has boned the entire staff at SW and 1/2 the busboys at red lobster in torrence...

**PornNewz** · 08-04-2008, 04:28 PM

Great read Cory, that had me chuckling the whole way thru.

**gregtx** · 08-04-2008, 04:30 PM

thats funny shit bro...

this reminds me of Vegas...

Satan and Vagina Stopper never showed up at Tryst... ;)

**ASSistant** · 08-04-2008, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Steve PP

Just think, if you would have only put a comma in that text how differently things would have gone

Damn that punctuation!!! and puctuality!!!

**NickB.** · 08-04-2008, 04:32 PM

LOL great read bro - see you in miami

**ASSistant** · 08-04-2008, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by rhon23

I would just like you to know I have slept with Megan.

Hey.. me too!!

**Monique Niccole** · 08-04-2008, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by SWorldMegan

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD ... I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ON A DATE ...

xoxo,
Megan

OMG

**jmk** · 08-04-2008, 04:36 PM

LOL funny shit!

**RevSand** · 08-04-2008, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by rhon23

I would just like you to know I have slept with Megan.

Pics please...

**Porno Dan** · 08-04-2008, 04:42 PM

Very nice story I heard all about when I went to Shane's World today.

**stickyfingerz** · 08-04-2008, 04:49 PM

One of the few blog writers I actually enjoy reading and finish reading a full story.

**Ycaza** · 08-04-2008, 04:59 PM

can you repost the blog about my wallet, i never got to read it.

**Mohawk Steve** · 08-04-2008, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by SWorldASSistant

Damn that punctuation!!! and puctuality!!!

It's a deadly combination!

**Elli** · 08-04-2008, 05:17 PM

Ahhhh classic

Seriously, you should submit some of your essays to magazines.

**Shamus McFamous** · 08-04-2008, 05:23 PM

I have a penis. She has a vagina. I have a car that can transport my penis to her vagina. Clearly, this would be a match made in heaven.

This stuff is gold.

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 08-04-2008, 05:34 PM

**Kimo** · 08-04-2008, 05:38 PM

haha i enjoyed reading that

good shit

**Anthony** · 08-04-2008, 05:41 PM

Flocking love Cory.

Megan too.

Vagina stopper the most!

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 08-04-2008, 05:45 PM

Next time you go to Katsuya-
Tell them you are friends with Mams

You may get some love...and some VAGINA

PS the Spicy Tuna on Rice Squares is great, but the yellowtail with citrus infusion is off the hook

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 08-04-2008, 05:46 PM

PS Megan-

Did "Pretty Vacant" AKA MAx add u to his myspace page?

He added me and I got him on my top friends if not-
He sends his love and thanks you for the shanesworld schwag!

**Nicky** · 08-04-2008, 05:50 PM

Oh man

**Deej** · 08-04-2008, 06:05 PM

MEGAN!!!!

I'd want to make a date!!!!

**Brujah** · 08-04-2008, 06:06 PM

That was great. It feels like I almost had sex with Satan too!

**punker barbie** · 08-04-2008, 06:36 PM

aww cory bear!!!!!!

i talked to steve last night and i plan to make my way to LA soon. we'll hit the pool and pick up some random ass. im good bait for wheeling in the chicks ;)

**Just Mike** · 08-04-2008, 06:58 PM

Damn, now I wish I had been up there to see the vagina stopper in action

**scubadiver626** · 08-04-2008, 07:28 PM

shitty day...better luck next time

**Gabriel** · 08-04-2008, 08:39 PM

Steve, you shoulda taken one for the team.

Cory needs a better wingman.

**seeric** · 08-04-2008, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by marketsmart

from what i have heard, airbag has boned the entire staff at SW and 1/2 the busboys at red lobster in torrence...

and 37% of the waitstaff of the hooters in the 213 area code.

**MeganS** · 08-04-2008, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by Anthony

Flocking love Cory.

Megan too.

Vagina stopper the most!

Awww.. thanks!!! lol...ps..this is vagina stopper =)

So I went out on a date with Megan from Shanesworld. Here is the goods..

So I went out on a date with Megan from Shanesworld. Here is the goods..

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