PS Megan-

Did "Pretty Vacant" AKA MAx add u to his myspace page?

He added me and I got him on my top friends if not-
He sends his love and thanks you for the shanesworld schwag!

Oh man :1orglaugh

MEGAN!!!!

I'd want to make a date!!!!

That was great. It feels like I almost had sex with Satan too!

aww cory bear!!!!!!

i talked to steve last night and i plan to make my way to LA soon. we'll hit the pool and pick up some random ass. im good bait for wheeling in the chicks ;)

Damn, now I wish I had been up there to see the vagina stopper in action

shitty day...better luck next time

Steve, you shoulda taken one for the team.

Cory needs a better wingman.

and 37% of the waitstaff of the hooters in the 213 area code.

Awww.. thanks!!! lol...ps..this is vagina stopper =)

You should have... I was on top of my game! lol

It will get you everytime!

Vagina stopper should become a vagina stuffer.

I was getting tattooed at 6!

And please post pics of Cory's mohawk tomorrow.

LOL, thanks for the laugh.!!!

Yeah! What the heck?! Why can't you be a team player!!

Great writing man. I read all your stuff. I can relate. Good luck to you!! :thumbsup

Cory has many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

Hahaha thats funny stuff!

You are HIGHlarious. Was this the night that we were texting? I'd hate to think all I had to do to save you from a date which turned into a non-date was fly back from Atlanta, S.S.S. and show up at the Roosevelt hungry for an eggplant albacore dish...

I would never Box Block you Corey, I hope you know that by now.

Man Party Miami!!!!!

Mad fucking skillz Cory, I'm sharing this on my site, my members will dig this kind of stuff LOLOL

Smmmooooccchhheesss bootyful! :)

Cory, I totally feel like this all falls into my lap after I brought Satan & Vagina Stopper to the Man Party. That story was funny as hell, your blog has me on the floor.

Thanks a lot everyone. It's growing slowly and unsurely : )

I plan to try and keep it quality, which means not updating on a daily basis. Hopefully it can find it's place.

Thanks for reading and Thanks for the feedback.

haha That's true!

Thanks man.

WTF?!? ... your supposed to have my back!!!!! LOL

Asshole :1orglaugh

xoxo,
Megan

I got your back baby (lol) Hey wanna go on a date?

Only if I can come....LOL

can I get her front? How about in Miami!!!!! :winkwink:
:pimp

yo you have a very good writing style...almost reminds me of Tucker Max...anyway keep up the good writing i will probably start reading your blog from time to time

I loved this line...

"Bro, I don?t fucking know who her service provider is."

hahahahahahahahaha

Haha good story!

Thanks man.

i thought the funniest part was,
"Fuck. This sucks. I can?t show up to Katsuya at 10:30pm with Megan Satan, she will think I am nobody. I start to experience panic."

Dude, i am so glad i aint you.

lol awesome story

Simply Awesome Cory ! You have a real talent :)
:) VERY entertaining ! lol

All of my current emails and voicemails are now being addressed as Satan LMAO!!

I even got the VIP list to our own damn party today ... Carrie and i were listed as Satan and Vagina Stopper!!!

Ha ha!!!

Wow. This really took off....

Thanks to everyone that mentioned it to friends. And thanks to Megan and Carrie for having a good sense of humor.

Really good day.

Man this is the first time I have heard anything like this. I thought porn chicks were the most reliable & punctual people. I also heard they were great to date :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I have been getting IM'ed all day as the Vagina Stopper!! Geez...lol