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Domain Diva 08-01-2008 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Achmed's Wife Halimah (Post 14546194)
great success, many business deal to be made.
will lotion have banana scent?

Of course Halimah I wouldnt have it any other way :)

thebossxxx 08-01-2008 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14545902)
Thanks to alternative phone and sms billing provider GlobalAcces all attendees of Internext can now look forward to enjoying a sensual massage at their poolside cabana.

Relax, leave your stress behind and discuss business as the sexy Global Acces bikini clad girls rub you down with sun tan lotion and make you feel like a pampered guest.

Your business and your skin will both reap the rewards!

:thumbsup

does that include a happy ending? :thumbsup

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by thebossxxx (Post 14548208)
does that include a happy ending? :thumbsup

Yes it does thebossxxx :thumbsup I mentioned it earlier



the happy ending will be closing the deal... a great business deals that is! :)

RyuLion 08-01-2008 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by thebossxxx (Post 14548208)
does that include a happy ending? :thumbsup

didn't you read the rules?
don't feed the Monkeys please!
:upsidedow

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14548239)
didn't you read the rules?
don't feed the Monkeys please!
:upsidedow

your funny Alex :1orglaugh hope your in such a happy mood when the Global Acces girls kick your ass at the gfy "Arcade Wars 1 "warm up party :)

Just a reminder if any guys wants to challenge us get your names posted here :winkwink:


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=843254

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelP (Post 14546225)
Cool stuff Claire.. :thumbsup

Will it be you doing my massage if I go for one ? :winkwink:

,

Thanks Michael look forward to seeing you

we have some great looking hot girls :winkwink: you choose :thumbsup

Lace 08-01-2008 07:51 PM

Well fuck me! This could be great for my lumbar and cervical muscle strain! :1orglaugh

RyuLion 08-01-2008 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14548298)
your funny Alex :1orglaugh hope your in such a happy mood when the Global Acces girls kick your ass at the gfy "Arcade Wars 1 "warm up party :)

Just a reminder if any guys wants to challenge us get your names posted here :winkwink:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=843254

fact #1: Global Acces girls = Billing Co.
sends chills from the bottom of my spine..why?
..(fill in any lame thoughts here)
:Oh crap

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14548397)
fact #1: Global Acces girls = Billing Co.
sends chills from the bottom of my spine..why?
..(fill in any lame thoughts here)
:Oh crap


:1orglaugh I have no idea what you mean Alex and Im sure many others dont too /please explain ?

RyuLion 08-01-2008 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14548431)
:1orglaugh I have no idea what you mean Alex and Im sure many others dont too /please explain ?

that's why I luv u! you're are unique/fresh as a seed! :winkwink:

minddust 08-01-2008 08:06 PM

fiddy better internext

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 14546241)
I will definitely be there :)


Look forward to seeing you fuzebox :)

raven1083 08-01-2008 08:27 PM

need a massage too!lol

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14546407)
Paint your wiener like a banana and just hope she doesnt try to peel it.

Thanks for the heads up I will be looking out for any strange looking bananas :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 14547779)
ooooh! i love getting rubbed!

Mandy I will rub you down anytime :winkwink:

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14548156)
Great I'll get one of those massages...


no problem look forward to seeing you :thumbsup

anyone else ? :)

SexualDragon 08-02-2008 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14546114)
any happy endings?

I was thinking the same thing

Pornopat 08-02-2008 09:02 AM

Nice! I need some cracking of the bones after a flight.

RyuLion 08-02-2008 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14548452)
that's why I luv u! you're are unique/fresh as a seed! :winkwink:

WTF was I saying? :helpme
:1orglaugh

WarChild 08-02-2008 09:11 AM

You're a waste of a vagina.

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 14548543)
need a massage too!lol

well just head on over raven and you will be well taken care of :)

RyuLion 08-02-2008 11:14 AM

uugghh.. I need another beer..

RevengeBucks_Monica 08-02-2008 11:29 AM

Awwww Banana Claire, hooray! I'll have to keep my eyes open for possible massage gladiators!!

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14550546)
Nice! I need some cracking of the bones after a flight.


yep no better way to relax than a nice massage by bikini clad girls next to the pool :thumbsup

See you in Florida :)

we have a truck load of sun lotion :winkwink: so anyone else?

RyuLion 08-02-2008 11:53 AM

FREE Banana Suntan Lotion! - Deal and Coupon..

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RevengeBucks_Monica (Post 14550903)
Awwww Banana Claire, hooray! I'll have to keep my eyes open for possible massage gladiators!!

Not sure about a bunch of gladiators Monica ,although that would be cool :thumbsup

I was thinking more along the lines of one good looking yummy guy :winkwink:

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14551007)

Too late RyuLion,I cashed in over 1000 coupons to get all thier stock for the show :)

Domain Diva 08-03-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace (Post 14548383)
Well fuck me! This could be great for my lumbar and cervical muscle strain! :1orglaugh

Its just what the doctor ordered Lace :winkwink:

CDSmith 08-03-2008 11:12 AM

Those poor girls.

Stuck kneading pizza dough for what, three, four days straight? Good god who thought up that torture?

ha ha :D

After Shock Media 08-03-2008 12:17 PM

What day and times are these, need to plan out schedule.

Domain Diva 08-03-2008 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14555261)
What day and times are these, need to plan out schedule.

Well the plan is Friday/Saturday daytime at cabana #9.

Plenty of girls so other hours may also be added.

Icq me if you wish to arrange a fixed time :thumbsup

MediaGuy 08-03-2008 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14545902)
Thanks to alternative phone and sms billing provider GlobalAcces all attendees of Internext can now look forward to enjoying a sensual massage at their poolside cabana.

Relax, leave your stress behind and discuss business as the sexy Global Acces bikini clad girls rub you down with sun tan lotion and make you feel like a pampered guest.

Your business and your skin will both reap the rewards!

:thumbsup

Two Questions:

1) Are you doing any massages?

2) Can I lie on my back?

Thankyou.

:D

After Shock Media 08-03-2008 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14555649)
Well the plan is Friday/Saturday daytime at cabana #9.

Plenty of girls so other hours may also be added.

Icq me if you wish to arrange a fixed time :thumbsup

Damn, will you icq me a photo line up too so I can make a pick as well :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 08-03-2008 06:02 PM

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Domain Diva 08-03-2008 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14555107)
Those poor girls.

Stuck kneading pizza dough for what, three, four days straight? Good god who thought up that torture?

ha ha :D

:1orglaugh blame Due (global acces) he is a hard taskmaster !

DateDoc 08-03-2008 09:57 PM

Sweet Claire - you have managed to post illegal activities on a public board that are going to be happening at an upcoming adult convention!

Oh wait, I forgot you really have no clue and do not know what a sensual massage is in the real world. Here is a definition for you - sensual massage: Combining elements of sensuality with massage to produce arousal and possibly orgasm. To put that in plain terms - the "masseuse" jacks the guy off and typically the masseuse and the guy are naked. Maybe you want to rephrase what you are offering.....
:2 cents:

Domain Diva 08-03-2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 14556443)
Sweet Claire - you have managed to post illegal activities on a public board that are going to be happening at an upcoming adult convention!

Oh wait, I forgot you really have no clue and do not know what a sensual massage is in the real world. Here is a definition for you - sensual massage: Combining elements of sensuality with massage to produce arousal and possibly orgasm. To put that in plain terms - the "masseuse" jacks the guy off and typically the masseuse and the guy are naked. Maybe you want to rephrase what you are offering.....
:2 cents:


Thanks DateDoc for your valuble comment and I will respond with this just in case anyone may think such :)

Sensual can mean many things and in this case it meant and is to be taken as a fun relaxing pool side massage in a public area whilst the Global Acces business team discuss thier products and services :thumbsup

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14556066)
Two Questions:

1) Are you doing any massages?

2) Can I lie on my back?

Thankyou.

:D


Yes im part of the team :thumbsup

Why would you want your face massaged ? :winkwink:

Look forward to seeing you Greg and the 2much.net crew :)

Honez 08-04-2008 08:56 AM

Sensual: relating to or consisting in the gratification of the senses or the indulgence of appetite

I think anytime I get a massage my senses are gratified. It is usually my sense of turning into a noodle and going to sleep though. :)

I am off to have a sensual brunch now. I wonder if I will get in trouble for posting that in public? :(

Due 08-04-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 14556443)
Sweet Claire - you have managed to post illegal activities on a public board that are going to be happening at an upcoming adult convention!

Oh wait, I forgot you really have no clue and do not know what a sensual massage is in the real world. Here is a definition for you - sensual massage: Combining elements of sensuality with massage to produce arousal and possibly orgasm. To put that in plain terms - the "masseuse" jacks the guy off and typically the masseuse and the guy are naked. Maybe you want to rephrase what you are offering.....
:2 cents:

I take it you don't want one then ? You can always stop by for a drink instead then :)
There is nothing illegal about a sensual massage, just because you translate it into a handjob doesn't mean it's gonna happen, even if it did it would still be possible to do it perfectly legal :2 cents:
And complaining about a massage?? Come on, people buy strippers and hookers all the time to each other at conventions, meetings etc. Even VW do it + they put Viagra in the rooms in advance for the older executives and associates :winkwink:


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