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minddust 08-01-2008 08:06 PM

fiddy better internext

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 14546241)
I will definitely be there :)


Look forward to seeing you fuzebox :)

raven1083 08-01-2008 08:27 PM

need a massage too!lol

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14546407)
Paint your wiener like a banana and just hope she doesnt try to peel it.

Thanks for the heads up I will be looking out for any strange looking bananas :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Domain Diva 08-01-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 14547779)
ooooh! i love getting rubbed!

Mandy I will rub you down anytime :winkwink:

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14548156)
Great I'll get one of those massages...


no problem look forward to seeing you :thumbsup

anyone else ? :)

SexualDragon 08-02-2008 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14546114)
any happy endings?

I was thinking the same thing

Pornopat 08-02-2008 09:02 AM

Nice! I need some cracking of the bones after a flight.

RyuLion 08-02-2008 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14548452)
that's why I luv u! you're are unique/fresh as a seed! :winkwink:

WTF was I saying? :helpme
:1orglaugh

WarChild 08-02-2008 09:11 AM

You're a waste of a vagina.

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 14548543)
need a massage too!lol

well just head on over raven and you will be well taken care of :)

RyuLion 08-02-2008 11:14 AM

uugghh.. I need another beer..

RevengeBucks_Monica 08-02-2008 11:29 AM

Awwww Banana Claire, hooray! I'll have to keep my eyes open for possible massage gladiators!!

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14550546)
Nice! I need some cracking of the bones after a flight.


yep no better way to relax than a nice massage by bikini clad girls next to the pool :thumbsup

See you in Florida :)

we have a truck load of sun lotion :winkwink: so anyone else?

RyuLion 08-02-2008 11:53 AM

FREE Banana Suntan Lotion! - Deal and Coupon..

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevengeBucks_Monica (Post 14550903)
Awwww Banana Claire, hooray! I'll have to keep my eyes open for possible massage gladiators!!

Not sure about a bunch of gladiators Monica ,although that would be cool :thumbsup

I was thinking more along the lines of one good looking yummy guy :winkwink:

Domain Diva 08-02-2008 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14551007)

Too late RyuLion,I cashed in over 1000 coupons to get all thier stock for the show :)

Domain Diva 08-03-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace (Post 14548383)
Well fuck me! This could be great for my lumbar and cervical muscle strain! :1orglaugh

Its just what the doctor ordered Lace :winkwink:

CDSmith 08-03-2008 11:12 AM

Those poor girls.

Stuck kneading pizza dough for what, three, four days straight? Good god who thought up that torture?

ha ha :D

After Shock Media 08-03-2008 12:17 PM

What day and times are these, need to plan out schedule.

Domain Diva 08-03-2008 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14555261)
What day and times are these, need to plan out schedule.

Well the plan is Friday/Saturday daytime at cabana #9.

Plenty of girls so other hours may also be added.

Icq me if you wish to arrange a fixed time :thumbsup

MediaGuy 08-03-2008 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14545902)
Thanks to alternative phone and sms billing provider GlobalAcces all attendees of Internext can now look forward to enjoying a sensual massage at their poolside cabana.

Relax, leave your stress behind and discuss business as the sexy Global Acces bikini clad girls rub you down with sun tan lotion and make you feel like a pampered guest.

Your business and your skin will both reap the rewards!

:thumbsup

Two Questions:

1) Are you doing any massages?

2) Can I lie on my back?

Thankyou.

:D

After Shock Media 08-03-2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14555649)
Well the plan is Friday/Saturday daytime at cabana #9.

Plenty of girls so other hours may also be added.

Icq me if you wish to arrange a fixed time :thumbsup

Damn, will you icq me a photo line up too so I can make a pick as well :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 08-03-2008 06:02 PM

http://www.jdlmg.com/IMG_0890.JPG

Domain Diva 08-03-2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14555107)
Those poor girls.

Stuck kneading pizza dough for what, three, four days straight? Good god who thought up that torture?

ha ha :D

:1orglaugh blame Due (global acces) he is a hard taskmaster !

DateDoc 08-03-2008 09:57 PM

Sweet Claire - you have managed to post illegal activities on a public board that are going to be happening at an upcoming adult convention!

Oh wait, I forgot you really have no clue and do not know what a sensual massage is in the real world. Here is a definition for you - sensual massage: Combining elements of sensuality with massage to produce arousal and possibly orgasm. To put that in plain terms - the "masseuse" jacks the guy off and typically the masseuse and the guy are naked. Maybe you want to rephrase what you are offering.....
:2 cents:

Domain Diva 08-03-2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 14556443)
Sweet Claire - you have managed to post illegal activities on a public board that are going to be happening at an upcoming adult convention!

Oh wait, I forgot you really have no clue and do not know what a sensual massage is in the real world. Here is a definition for you - sensual massage: Combining elements of sensuality with massage to produce arousal and possibly orgasm. To put that in plain terms - the "masseuse" jacks the guy off and typically the masseuse and the guy are naked. Maybe you want to rephrase what you are offering.....
:2 cents:


Thanks DateDoc for your valuble comment and I will respond with this just in case anyone may think such :)

Sensual can mean many things and in this case it meant and is to be taken as a fun relaxing pool side massage in a public area whilst the Global Acces business team discuss thier products and services :thumbsup

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14556066)
Two Questions:

1) Are you doing any massages?

2) Can I lie on my back?

Thankyou.

:D


Yes im part of the team :thumbsup

Why would you want your face massaged ? :winkwink:

Look forward to seeing you Greg and the 2much.net crew :)

Honez 08-04-2008 08:56 AM

Sensual: relating to or consisting in the gratification of the senses or the indulgence of appetite

I think anytime I get a massage my senses are gratified. It is usually my sense of turning into a noodle and going to sleep though. :)

I am off to have a sensual brunch now. I wonder if I will get in trouble for posting that in public? :(

Due 08-04-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 14556443)
Sweet Claire - you have managed to post illegal activities on a public board that are going to be happening at an upcoming adult convention!

Oh wait, I forgot you really have no clue and do not know what a sensual massage is in the real world. Here is a definition for you - sensual massage: Combining elements of sensuality with massage to produce arousal and possibly orgasm. To put that in plain terms - the "masseuse" jacks the guy off and typically the masseuse and the guy are naked. Maybe you want to rephrase what you are offering.....
:2 cents:

I take it you don't want one then ? You can always stop by for a drink instead then :)
There is nothing illegal about a sensual massage, just because you translate it into a handjob doesn't mean it's gonna happen, even if it did it would still be possible to do it perfectly legal :2 cents:
And complaining about a massage?? Come on, people buy strippers and hookers all the time to each other at conventions, meetings etc. Even VW do it + they put Viagra in the rooms in advance for the older executives and associates :winkwink:

RyuLion 08-04-2008 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 14557987)
Sensual: relating to or consisting in the gratification of the senses or the indulgence of appetite

I think anytime I get a massage my senses are gratified. It is usually my sense of turning into a noodle and going to sleep though. :)

I am off to have a sensual brunch now. I wonder if I will get in trouble for posting that in public? :(

can I get one from you again? :upsidedow

JimmiDean 08-04-2008 10:23 AM

sweet im in,
Shirt off and all :)

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean (Post 14558404)
sweet im in,
Shirt off and all :)


Cool beans JimmiD :)

bring over some of those awesome mywifebucks cigars too and lets really make it happen :thumbsup

http://www.thevoyeuredwife.com/IMG_5479.JPG

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14556080)
Damn, will you icq me a photo line up too so I can make a pick as well :winkwink:

yes,anything else? phone numbers? body statistics :winkwink:

JimmiDean 08-04-2008 01:11 PM

You know it.
I will be there cigars in hand.
but you have to smoke it real slow for me :winkwink:

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean (Post 14559437)
You know it.
I will be there cigars in hand.
but you have to smoke it real slow for me :winkwink:

No problem Jimmi l will smoke it as slow as you wish :thumbsup

Cigars and massages by the pool, making $$$ can be tough huh !

Z 08-04-2008 01:26 PM

If you've got one with seriously strong hands, I'm in.

Elli 08-04-2008 01:35 PM

Sensual massages are illegal? I thought it was only illegal if you charged for them (in some states).

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14559640)
Sensual massages are illegal? I thought it was only illegal if you charged for them (in some states).

Hi Elli

No idea but my worry is we may end up in jail for doing too much biz and having way too much fun :thumbsup

Is that allowed in Florida?

Are you going to the show?

who else is up for a legal or non legal massage :thumbsup

Elli 08-04-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14559740)
Hi Elli

No idea but my worry is we may end up in jail for doing too much biz and having way too much fun :thumbsup

Is that allowed in Florida?

Are you going to the show?

who else is up for a legal or non legal massage :thumbsup

Fun is mostly allowed in Florida from what I can tell :)

I will definitely be there! And fun will definitely be had! Cabana 9, you say?

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14559753)
Fun is mostly allowed in Florida from what I can tell :)

I will definitely be there! And fun will definitely be had! Cabana 9, you say?

Yep cabana 9 Elli look forward to seeing you :) Im trying to hook up a hunk too so its not just all the guys having fun. :winkwink:

Any sexy hunks here on gfy want to look after the ladies ?

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 14559574)
If you've got one with seriously strong hands, I'm in.

No Problem Z :winkwink:

see you in florida :)

whos next ?????

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 02:52 PM

wow! no one is going to get skin cancer at the show thats for sure :1orglaugh

I just saw the delivery boxes they contains 500 bottles of suntan lotion and 500 bottles of hand sanitiser :Oh crap

Anyone got a spare room ! or would like to share thier room with a few boxes :1orglaugh

jimmy-3-way 08-04-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14560102)
wow! no one is going to get skin cancer at the show thats for sure :1orglaugh

I just saw the delivery boxes they contains 500 bottles of suntan lotion and 500 bottles of hand sanitiser :Oh crap

Anyone got a spare room ! or would like to share thier room with a few boxes :1orglaugh

You can stash that stuff in my room as long as I get a few free massages for my troubles.

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14560230)
You can stash that stuff in my room as long as I get a few free massages for my troubles.

Its a deal jimmy free massages daily :thumbsup

jimmy-3-way 08-04-2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14560685)
Its a deal jimmy free massages daily :thumbsup

Sweet, call me when you get in for my room number.

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 07:41 PM

will do jimmy have a safe trip :thumbsup

who else is up for a multi girl massage :winkwink: ?????/

traffic venture 08-04-2008 09:35 PM

Banana Claire, is that a real banana in your sig or is it a a stage prop? I lose sleep over this.

Domain Diva 08-04-2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by traffic venture (Post 14562095)
Banana Claire, is that a real banana in your sig or is it a a stage prop? I lose sleep over this.

Its a real banana :thumbsup

I went on a banana diet thought it would be healthy but it didnt do shit for me :1orglaugh
other than get me the nickname Banana Claire lol.

AaliyahLove 08-04-2008 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Claire (Post 14545902)
Thanks to alternative phone and sms billing provider GlobalAcces all attendees of Internext can now look forward to enjoying a sensual massage at their poolside cabana.

Relax, leave your stress behind and discuss business as the sexy Global Acces bikini clad girls rub you down with sun tan lotion and make you feel like a pampered guest.

Your business and your skin will both reap the rewards!

:thumbsup

Who doesn't love a free massage but I feel bad for the Global Access girls that have to rub down all of those hot and sweaty webmasters yuccck.. you guys better tip those girls good!


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