Mystery Creature Washes Up On Long Island (Looks like a shell-less turtle) - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

mikeyddddd · 08-01-2008, 08:00 AM

Hunnert creatures

rayadp05 · 08-01-2008, 08:04 AM

Maybe it's just a rotting dog that someone threw off of a boat somewhere.

PennyLane (not Flame) · 08-01-2008, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sherm

I personally believe...It's a hippopotamus.

Karupted Charles · 08-01-2008, 08:08 AM

I like the hell boys dog theory.

It does have some form of hog look to it maybe it is from a secret lab or possibly from melted polar ice caps and its an old species that didn't make it to modern day.

VeriSexy · 08-01-2008, 08:37 AM

Must be some sort of mutation

2MuchMark · 08-01-2008, 08:55 AM

It's a dog people, geeze...

It's not a sea creature. It has no gils or fins and its feet look too small to propel it in water at any decent speed. Poor rover.

Dirty F · 08-01-2008, 08:56 AM

The second pic clearly shows hair.

Voodoo · 08-01-2008, 08:58 AM

IllTestYourGirls · 08-01-2008, 08:59 AM

looks like a pitbull. thats my final answer

xxxdesign-net · 08-01-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Yup 100% sure its a turtle

lol not the same one at all... this one is probably a pit bull

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 08-01-2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Yup 100% sure its a turtle

way better pic there, doesn't even look remotely the same from the opposite side

mvee · 08-01-2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Ya seriously. Not much of a mystery. Either born without a shell, or it was cracked away or something.

The front elbows for the turtle go in the opposite direction of this thing.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 08-01-2008, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm

I personally believe...It's a hippopotamus.

Ok this one actually made me LOL

maalox · 08-01-2008, 11:38 AM

Its a baby lochness/champ of lake champlain

SCORE Ralph · 08-01-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

what do you think this would look like with no shell?

it's a fucking turtle. how long do we have to wait for a marine biologist to step in here and confirm...

for real...

PennyLane (not Flame) · 08-01-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

Ok this one actually made me LOL

seriously me too! haha it still makes me giggle...hihihiihi funny one

maalox · 08-01-2008, 12:35 PM

Teenage mutant ninja turtle

BV · 08-01-2008, 03:39 PM

lol

where you at stinkyfingers?

unquestionably a turtle huh? lol

looks like a dog to me, minus his snout and upper canines

or maybe a sea otter

stickyfingerz · 08-01-2008, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

lol

where you at stinkyfingers?

unquestionably a turtle huh? lol

looks like a dog to me, minus his snout and upper canines

or maybe a sea otter

Its a huffaluffagus...

CyberHustler · 08-01-2008, 03:52 PM

Well the second pick definitely looks like a dog...

But, it's amazing how much later that picture shows up and looks less decomposed... not to mention almost completely different.

Now I think it's a weather balloon shaped like a dog mixed with swamp gas...

CyberHustler · 08-01-2008, 03:56 PM

Also, who would take a picture of it when it was less decomposed a looking like a damn dog? What is so special about a dead dog? Hmmmm.

Useless Warrior · 08-01-2008, 04:05 PM

It looks like a cross between John McCain and Michael Jackson napping.

CheeseFrog · 08-01-2008, 04:47 PM

The body looks like a deer or a pig somewhat. The head looks maybe dog'ish.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 08-01-2008, 06:54 PM

juicy and airek's love child...

V_RocKs · 08-01-2008, 07:19 PM

I'd hit it, 2x's!

xxxdesign-net · 08-01-2008, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker

Well the second pick definitely looks like a dog...

But, it's amazing how much later that picture shows up and looks less decomposed... not to mention almost completely different.

Now I think it's a weather balloon shaped like a dog mixed with swamp gas...

haha exactly... reminded me of the Roswell weather balloon... if you look at the pictures side by side, the proportion of the head vs body, and the proportion of the beak vs head are not even close... Plus if you look at the high res version of the first pic, you see the beak has no opening at all and very pointy... And from what i read, the first pic was taken in the morning, and the 2nd in the afternoon by a different person.. and it turned blue? Obviously different beasts...

Stellar · 08-01-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PennyLane

Looks like its giving us the finger....

Oh fuck did that make me laugh when I scrolled back up to check the finger.

Thanks for that Penny

dynastoned · 08-01-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

what do you think this would look like with no shell?

it's a fucking turtle. how long do we have to wait for a marine biologist to step in here and confirm...

you can clearly see its not a TURTLE by looking at the front legs. they don't even point the same direction. the mutant looking one has a shoulder and shit turtles just have flipper type shit.

im saying the mutant picture is a fake. but its definitely not a fucking turtle.

BV · 08-02-2008, 07:38 AM

ya know it really looks like a Hyena to me. The fur the scull, its nose and upper canines are obviously missing.

Tyler245 · 08-02-2008, 08:22 AM

its a turtle!!! =)

BV · 08-02-2008, 08:37 AM

i'm so glad i'm not one of the people that said it was a turtle, i bet you guys feel real dumb right now huh?

lol

sorry i have to rub it in some more, lol

bwa hahahahaha

AssPirate · 08-02-2008, 09:06 AM

I think it's the missing Hilton!!! Alert the paps!

Fap · 08-07-2008, 08:10 AM

They STILL have no idea what it is..

polish_aristocrat · 08-10-2008, 03:23 PM

so what was this?

bushwacker · 08-10-2008, 03:27 PM

It was a raccoon.

<<E A T R O A D K I L L>> · 08-10-2008, 03:29 PM

It was superman.

wtfent · 08-10-2008, 03:49 PM

Viral marketing at its best....

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BadBrad · 08-10-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

you guys that think its a turtle have obviously never seen a turtle in real life, much less cleaned and eaten one.

It's not a turtle. Turtles don't have teethe and a turtle does not look like that without the shell.

Whatever it has been skinned, you can still see see some fur on its neck as well as its pelt rolled inside out on its leg where it has been skinned.

Tail is too long for a turtle. Legs are too long and its not wide enough.

The beak is what throws me off and makes me think this is a photoshop.

Actually that doesn't look like skin on the legs but some type of restraints. I think it is a dog and someone tied it's legs together so it couldn't swim.

halfpint · 08-10-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

ya know it really looks like a Hyena to me. The fur the scull, its nose and upper canines are obviously missing.

The ears are the wrong shape

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CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,180	Also, who would take a picture of it when it was less decomposed a looking like a damn dog? What is so special about a dead dog? Hmmmm.

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