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mikeyddddd

08-01-2008 08:00 AM

Hunnert creatures

rayadp05

08-01-2008 08:04 AM

Maybe it's just a rotting dog that someone threw off of a boat somewhere.

PennyLane (not Flame)

08-01-2008 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 14542599)

http://www.brandidentityguru.com/wor...8/missteen.jpg
I personally believe...It's a hippopotamus.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Karupted Charles

08-01-2008 08:08 AM

I like the hell boys dog theory.

It does have some form of hog look to it maybe it is from a secret lab or possibly from melted polar ice caps and its an old species that didn't make it to modern day.

VeriSexy

08-01-2008 08:37 AM

Must be some sort of mutation

2MuchMark

08-01-2008 08:55 AM

It's a dog people, geeze...

It's not a sea creature. It has no gils or fins and its feet look too small to propel it in water at any decent speed. Poor rover.

Dirty F

08-01-2008 08:56 AM

The second pic clearly shows hair.

Voodoo

08-01-2008 08:58 AM

http://silassite.com/yahoo_site_admi...194108_std.jpg

IllTestYourGirls

08-01-2008 08:59 AM

looks like a pitbull. thats my final answer

xxxdesign-net

08-01-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 14544403)

Yup 100% sure its a turtle :1orglaugh

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/41361961.jpg

lol not the same one at all... this one is probably a pit bull

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

08-01-2008 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 14544403)

Yup 100% sure its a turtle :1orglaugh

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/41361961.jpg

way better pic there, doesn't even look remotely the same from the opposite side

mvee	08-01-2008 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14540632)

Ya seriously. Not much of a mystery. Either born without a shell, or it was cracked away or something.

The front elbows for the turtle go in the opposite direction of this thing.

Ayla_SquareTurtle

08-01-2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 14542599)

http://www.brandidentityguru.com/wor...8/missteen.jpg
I personally believe...It's a hippopotamus.

Ok this one actually made me LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

maalox

08-01-2008 11:38 AM

Its a baby lochness/champ of lake champlain

SCORE Ralph

08-01-2008 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 14540582)

what do you think this would look like with no shell?

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/kennedy/...in_76c3034.jpg
http://coolaggregator.files.wordpres...mg_1883_3_.jpg

it's a fucking turtle. how long do we have to wait for a marine biologist to step in here and confirm...

for real...

PennyLane (not Flame)

08-01-2008 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 14545577)

Ok this one actually made me LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seriously me too! haha it still makes me giggle...hihihiihi funny one

maalox

08-01-2008 12:35 PM

Teenage mutant ninja turtle

BV	08-01-2008 03:39 PM

lol

where you at stinkyfingers?

unquestionably a turtle huh? lol

looks like a dog to me, minus his snout and upper canines

or maybe a sea otter

stickyfingerz

08-01-2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 14547253)

lol

where you at stinkyfingers?

unquestionably a turtle huh? lol

looks like a dog to me, minus his snout and upper canines

or maybe a sea otter

Its a huffaluffagus...

CyberHustler

08-01-2008 03:52 PM

Well the second pick definitely looks like a dog...

But, it's amazing how much later that picture shows up and looks less decomposed... not to mention almost completely different.

Now I think it's a weather balloon shaped like a dog mixed with swamp gas...

CyberHustler

08-01-2008 03:56 PM

Also, who would take a picture of it when it was less decomposed a looking like a damn dog? What is so special about a dead dog? Hmmmm.

Useless Warrior

08-01-2008 04:05 PM

It looks like a cross between John McCain and Michael Jackson napping.

CheeseFrog

08-01-2008 04:47 PM

The body looks like a deer or a pig somewhat. The head looks maybe dog'ish.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

08-01-2008 06:54 PM

juicy and airek's love child...

V_RocKs

08-01-2008 07:19 PM

I'd hit it, 2x's!

xxxdesign-net

08-01-2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14547318)

haha exactly... reminded me of the Roswell weather balloon... if you look at the pictures side by side, the proportion of the head vs body, and the proportion of the beak vs head are not even close... Plus if you look at the high res version of the first pic, you see the beak has no opening at all and very pointy... And from what i read, the first pic was taken in the morning, and the 2nd in the afternoon by a different person.. and it turned blue? Obviously different beasts...

Stellar

08-01-2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyLane (Post 14539943)

Looks like its giving us the finger....

Oh fuck did that make me laugh when I scrolled back up to check the finger.

Thanks for that Penny :1orglaugh

dynastoned

08-01-2008 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 14540582)

you can clearly see its not a TURTLE by looking at the front legs. they don't even point the same direction. the mutant looking one has a shoulder and shit turtles just have flipper type shit.

im saying the mutant picture is a fake. but its definitely not a fucking turtle. :2 cents:

BV	08-02-2008 07:38 AM

ya know it really looks like a Hyena to me. The fur the scull, its nose and upper canines are obviously missing.

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/41361961.jpg

http://www.predatorconservation.com/...yenaskull2.jpg

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...9/20085896.JPG

Tyler245

08-02-2008 08:22 AM

its a turtle!!! =)

BV	08-02-2008 08:37 AM

i'm so glad i'm not one of the people that said it was a turtle, i bet you guys feel real dumb right now huh?

lol

sorry i have to rub it in some more, lol

bwa hahahahaha

AssPirate

08-02-2008 09:06 AM

I think it's the missing Hilton!!! Alert the paps!

Fap	08-07-2008 08:10 AM

They STILL have no idea what it is..

polish_aristocrat

08-10-2008 03:23 PM

so what was this?

bushwacker

08-10-2008 03:27 PM

It was a raccoon.

<<E A T R O A D K I L L>>

08-10-2008 03:29 PM

It was superman.

wtfent

08-10-2008 03:49 PM

Viral marketing at its best....

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/09/...erheads-movie/

BadBrad

08-10-2008 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 14540781)

you guys that think its a turtle have obviously never seen a turtle in real life, much less cleaned and eaten one.

It's not a turtle. Turtles don't have teethe and a turtle does not look like that without the shell.

Whatever it has been skinned, you can still see see some fur on its neck as well as its pelt rolled inside out on its leg where it has been skinned.

Tail is too long for a turtle. Legs are too long and its not wide enough.

The beak is what throws me off and makes me think this is a photoshop.

Actually that doesn't look like skin on the legs but some type of restraints. I think it is a dog and someone tied it's legs together so it couldn't swim.

halfpint

08-10-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 14550364)

The ears are the wrong shape

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