Mystery Creature Washes Up On Long Island (Looks like a shell-less turtle) - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

mikeyddddd · 07-31-2008, 02:09 PM

Fiddy creatures

BV · 07-31-2008, 02:18 PM

you guys that think its a turtle have obviously never seen a turtle in real life, much less cleaned and eaten one.

It's not a turtle. Turtles don't have teethe and a turtle does not look like that without the shell.

Whatever it has been skinned, you can still see see some fur on its neck as well as its pelt rolled inside out on its leg where it has been skinned.

Tail is too long for a turtle. Legs are too long and its not wide enough.

The beak is what throws me off and makes me think this is a photoshop.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-31-2008, 02:20 PM

http://courses.science.fau.edu/~jwyneken/sta/ ---> skull anatomy -->

search for the premaxilla & maxilla bone structures, compare with the picture. the premaxilla bone is the pointed nosebone of the turtle. then scroll lower down until you hit the section on the rhampothecal structure. the rhamphtheci is the actual beak, like you have on a bird, see how they go on about the lower rhamphotheci as being serrated in certain species of sea turlte. compare the diagram to the picture... ..

http://courses.science.fau.edu/~jwyneken/sta/ ---> skelatal anatomy --> flip through the skeletal diagrams, and check out the bone structure of the front and rear flippers, compare. also look at the tail bone in the skeletal diagrams.

it's been dead for a while, and probably floated a long ways in the ocean to make it that far, but i'm still riding with sea turtle on this one....

Jman · 07-31-2008, 02:28 PM

Someone had to get rid of their pug :-(

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2008, 02:52 PM

Unquestionably a sea turtle. The tail looks longer because the shell normally covers way more of its ass end.

Male Sea turtle.

2. Adult males have longer, thicker tails, because the male reproductive organ is housed in the base of the tail. In males, the tail may extend beyond the hind flippers.

3. On some species, the claws on the foreflippers of males are elongated and curved, which may help in grasping the females' shells during mating.

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2008, 02:59 PM

Here are your teeth.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-31-2008, 03:02 PM

See, I have seen dead turtles before... I guess without a shell, the basic body shape is pretty much right, though I would expect to see gashes or areas ripped away where the shell came off. It's really the skin that doesn't seem right. Dead turtle skin doesn't really look like that in my lifetime of experience exploring lakes, rivers, ponds, etc. I guess maybe the saltwater would have done something weird but I just can't see that as a turtle.

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

See, I have seen dead turtles before... I guess without a shell, the basic body shape is pretty much right, though I would expect to see gashes or areas ripped away where the shell came off. It's really the skin that doesn't seem right. Dead turtle skin doesn't really look like that in my lifetime of experience exploring lakes, rivers, ponds, etc. I guess maybe the saltwater would have done something weird but I just can't see that as a turtle.

Its bloated. It could of had some sort of disease that softened its shell to the point it just pulled away. Or it could of been born shell less. Regardless Im purty sure its a turtle.

biskoppen · 07-31-2008, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

Notice its hand... can you say FUCK YOU?

Sands · 07-31-2008, 03:14 PM

Look, people, it's obviously an infant elephant that was being transported via cargo ship to the Central Park Zoo. This video article shows Mayor Bloomberg specifically citing a financial package for the Central Park Zoo that includes, and he quotes, "a baby elephant" to be purchased and added to their existing lineup of animals.

Case closed, detectives.

justinsain · 07-31-2008, 03:15 PM

That was a dog until someone added the PS

BV · 07-31-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Here are your teeth.

those are not teeth

its part of his "beak"

just because that particular turtle in the diagram has a serrated beak does not mean it has teethe

look how many serrations your pic from the pdf you just googled has. then look at what washed up (see the difference?)

it's a photoshop

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-31-2008, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Its bloated. It could of had some sort of disease that softened its shell to the point it just pulled away. Or it could of been born shell less. Regardless Im purty sure its a turtle.

A turtle born (would be hatched, actually) without a shell wouldn't last long. There's no way it would have reached that size. They are hatched on the beach and walk down to the ocean. Tons of them get eaten before they make it, one without a shell wouldn't stand a chance.

Pockit · 07-31-2008, 04:31 PM

It's Gary Busey's career.

BV · 07-31-2008, 04:32 PM

I see turtles all the time fishing in the Atlantic. I have accidentally caught and released them. I have eaten fresh water as well as Gopher land turtles and have cleaned them. There is no way to remove a turtle shell clean like that. It's not how it works.

Here is a dead Sea Turtle washed up on the beach that I took a picture of. See the difference? That thing on the beach is a photo shop!

http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/turtle.jpg

Sticky, wana put your money where your mouth is?

If you are so sure that is a turtle, let's bet. I can take the photochopped picture right over to the marine institute 5 mins from my house or we can just wait and see what the news sources say.

Dirty F · 07-31-2008, 04:39 PM

BV, what you showed is a turtle rotting to the point where you can see its skeleton. That thing that above is a turtle without the shell and hard skin but still intact. I bet if they left it there longer it would look like your pic. A skeleton but without the shell.

BV · 07-31-2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

BV, what you showed is a turtle rotting to the point where you can see its skeleton. That thing that above is a turtle without the shell and hard skin but still intact. I bet if they left it there longer it would look like your pic. A skeleton but without the shell.

so do you want to go on record as it being a turtle? i would be glad to take your money too!

Persius · 07-31-2008, 04:44 PM

when did gfy become marine detectives lol .. ill believe BV he's the only one to shed some real light about the pic

Juicy D. Links · 07-31-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

where is its penis??????????

anyone see it?

Dirty F · 07-31-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

so do you want to go on record as it being a turtle? i would be glad to take your money too!

100 buxors. Epass.

Eriic · 07-31-2008, 04:59 PM

I would have taken dozens of pixs and carted it home and made a million bucks on Ebay and I am convinced it is a turtle who died and after it decomposed enough it's shell fell apart and the turtle washed up on shore and started to rot even more.

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2008, 05:23 PM

It's a liger - a cross between a lion and a tiger, bred mainly for its skills in magic.

Miguel T · 07-31-2008, 05:26 PM

Damn, that is wierd.

StickyGreen · 07-31-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

what do you think this would look like with no shell?

it's a fucking turtle. how long do we have to wait for a marine biologist to step in here and confirm...

Dude, you posted the pics for comparison and you STILL think it's a turtle? LOL... how fucking ridiculous... doesn't even need explanation.

The body on the "monster" is NOTHING like a fucking turtle... open your damn eyes... it has legs and feet like a goddamn dog, not big flappers like a sea turtle...

StickyGreen · 07-31-2008, 06:12 PM

Compare the front "arms," they don't even bend the same way at the joint!!!

lmao...

halfpint · 07-31-2008, 06:24 PM

Here is the anwser

This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps.

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monst...age=2#c6940408

uno · 07-31-2008, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i've cut up enough pigs to assure you that is most definitely not a pig...

What kind of an angry jew cat are you? Pig's ain't kosher!

uno · 07-31-2008, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

BV, what you showed is a turtle rotting to the point where you can see its skeleton. That thing that above is a turtle without the shell and hard skin but still intact. I bet if they left it there longer it would look like your pic. A skeleton but without the shell.

It's not a turtle. It's a dog. Look at it. except for the "beak" which is the nose/flesh missing, its obvious its a dog.

[dfo] · 07-31-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

I have eaten fresh water as well as Gopher land turtles and have cleaned them.

You've eaten gopher tortoise? I'm guessing this was a little while back, hows it taste?

BV · 07-31-2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by [dfo]

You've eaten gopher tortoise? I'm guessing this was a little while back, hows it taste?

gopher turtle yes it is the best! delicious!
and yes this is about 1980'ish

I was in highschool and packed fern after school along with a few older black dudes.
They had a wooden pole with a long flexible steel rod about 3/8 ths inch in diameter and they would bend a hook in the end about 2 inches.

They then would feed the rod down in the gopher hole and hook him under the shell. Lots of rattlesnakes in those holes also. (they live together)

softshell and alligator turtle is also good.

had it in a stew and battered and deep fried cooked by older country black mommas

they are endangered now, but not from people hunting them but from man in general inhabiting their space

uno · 07-31-2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

Notice its hand... can you say FUCK YOU?

I saw that too, but thought I was being too cynical.

BV · 07-31-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by [dfo]

You've eaten gopher tortoise? I'm guessing this was a little while back, hows it taste?

also Darwin and his men lived on tortoise meat on the Galapagos islands

BV · 07-31-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

100 buxors. Epass.

i dont want your money i want stickys, i will give it to you though after i win if he bets me

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2008, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

i dont want your money i want stickys, i will give it to you though after i win if he bets me

Everyone wants my money.

uno · 07-31-2008, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

also Darwin and his men lived on tortoise meat on the Galapagos islands

Yet he didn't take one of the mature turtles with him, which was, perhaps, the best example of evolution on the island.

BV · 07-31-2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Everyone wants my money.

"Unquestionably!"

BV · 07-31-2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

Yet he didn't take one of the mature turtles with him, which was, perhaps, the best example of evolution on the island.

did you see that documentary too?

it was interesting how much higher the tortoises shells rose and how much longer their necks were on the one island where all the vegetation they ate was up higher

and a few miles away where the island had no trees their necks and shells were shaped different

mother nature is amazing

07-31-2008, 08:09 PM

I personally believe...It's a hippopotamus.

shekinah · 07-31-2008, 08:43 PM

Was that creature for real??

Iron Fist · 07-31-2008, 08:50 PM

I can't believe I saw this news article on CNN this afternoon...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-31-2008, 08:51 PM

it sure as fuck is not a dog carcass, i can tell you that much...

it's most definitely a turtle's head.

if it turns out to be real, i'm still standing by teenage mutant ninja turtle, till the death of me, but i too am starting to lean towards photoshop....

Young · 07-31-2008, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

did you see that documentary too?

it was interesting how much higher the tortoises shells rose and how much longer their necks were on the one island where all the vegetation they ate was up higher

and a few miles away where the island had no trees their necks and shells were shaped different

mother nature is amazing

Darwin? Mother Nature??!??!???

GOD HAS A PLAN FOR EVERY CREATURE!

IllTestYourGirls · 08-01-2008, 07:23 AM

Yup 100% sure its a turtle

WebairGerard · 08-01-2008, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Yup 100% sure its a turtle

thats a better pic. what the hell is it????

Dirty F · 08-01-2008, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by WebairGerard

thats a better pic. what the hell is it????

A thing from hell.

Dirty F · 08-01-2008, 07:42 AM

On the new pic it looks different and i take my words back. If i saw that side only i wouldnt think its a turtle. So right now i have no clue like everyone else.

Tanker · 08-01-2008, 07:44 AM

hell boys dog

IllTestYourGirls · 08-01-2008, 07:50 AM

it looks like a bloated dog with its nose torn off.

Stephen McTowelie · 08-01-2008, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

There is only one logical answer to what this is !

Al Gore was right Manbearpig is real i am super cereal !

Juicy D. Links · 08-01-2008, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Yup 100% sure its a turtle

look at his penis its SMALLLLLLLLLL

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	http://courses.science.fau.edu/~jwyneken/sta/ ---> skull anatomy --> search for the premaxilla & maxilla bone structures, compare with the picture. the premaxilla bone is the pointed nosebone of the turtle. then scroll lower down until you hit the section on the rhampothecal structure. the rhamphtheci is the actual beak, like you have on a bird, see how they go on about the lower rhamphotheci as being serrated in certain species of sea turlte. compare the diagram to the picture... .. http://courses.science.fau.edu/~jwyneken/sta/ ---> skelatal anatomy --> flip through the skeletal diagrams, and check out the bone structure of the front and rear flippers, compare. also look at the tail bone in the skeletal diagrams. it's been dead for a while, and probably floated a long ways in the ocean to make it that far, but i'm still riding with sea turtle on this one.... Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 07-31-2008 at 02:23 PM..

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BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	you guys that think its a turtle have obviously never seen a turtle in real life, much less cleaned and eaten one. It's not a turtle. Turtles don't have teethe and a turtle does not look like that without the shell. Whatever it has been skinned, you can still see see some fur on its neck as well as its pelt rolled inside out on its leg where it has been skinned. Tail is too long for a turtle. Legs are too long and its not wide enough. The beak is what throws me off and makes me think this is a photoshop.

07-31-2008, 02:52 PM	#55
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Unquestionably a sea turtle. The tail looks longer because the shell normally covers way more of its ass end. Male Sea turtle. 2. Adult males have longer, thicker tails, because the male reproductive organ is housed in the base of the tail. In males, the tail may extend beyond the hind flippers. 3. On some species, the claws on the foreflippers of males are elongated and curved, which may help in grasping the females' shells during mating.

07-31-2008, 02:59 PM	#56
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Here are your teeth.

07-31-2008, 03:14 PM	#60
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07-31-2008, 04:32 PM	#65
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	I see turtles all the time fishing in the Atlantic. I have accidentally caught and released them. I have eaten fresh water as well as Gopher land turtles and have cleaned them. There is no way to remove a turtle shell clean like that. It's not how it works. Here is a dead Sea Turtle washed up on the beach that I took a picture of. See the difference? That thing on the beach is a photo shop! http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/turtle.jpg Sticky, wana put your money where your mouth is? If you are so sure that is a turtle, let's bet. I can take the photochopped picture right over to the marine institute 5 mins from my house or we can just wait and see what the news sources say. Last edited by BV; 07-31-2008 at 04:34 PM..

07-31-2008, 04:39 PM	#66
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	BV, what you showed is a turtle rotting to the point where you can see its skeleton. That thing that above is a turtle without the shell and hard skin but still intact. I bet if they left it there longer it would look like your pic. A skeleton but without the shell.

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Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	when did gfy become marine detectives lol .. ill believe BV he's the only one to shed some real light about the pic

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	it sure as fuck is not a dog carcass, i can tell you that much... it's most definitely a turtle's head. if it turns out to be real, i'm still standing by teenage mutant ninja turtle, till the death of me, but i too am starting to lean towards photoshop....

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08-01-2008, 07:50 AM	#98
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