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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Wednesday's Joke

    Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
    Customer: "Ok."
    Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
    Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

    and then....

    Tech Support: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape
    keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle
    of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program
    Manager."
    Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
    Tech: "On your keyboard, Bob."
    Customer: "What do you mean?"
    Tech: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
    Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"
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  • pornguy
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    • Mar 2003
    • 62912

    #2
    Sounds about right.
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    • kelly kola
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      • Jun 2008
      • 303

      #3
      Nice classic joke for "hump day"!! Needed a lil chuckle!! Thanks!
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      • Scott McD
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        • Nov 2002
        • 67798

        #4
        I take it that tech support wasn't Dell.

        They were far too helpful...


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        • poetic_romantic
          Registered User
          • Sep 2006
          • 37

          #5
          Ha! Nice one

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          • Way3
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2007
            • 1727

            #6
            Good one!

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            • Kudles
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 5477

              #7
              Pretty funny!
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              • woj
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                • Jul 2002
                • 47882

                #8
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                • sniperwolf
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                  • Mar 2005
                  • 17743

                  #9
                  Old but still funny!
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                  • Violetta
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 28735

                    #10
                    haha...
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                    • _Richard_
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                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30991

                      #11
                      that last one is good

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                      • MichaelP
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 7124

                        #12
                        Hum Doctor not your best one, but thanks for the laugh

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