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Black_Widow · 07-29-2008, 07:47 PM

In addition to this my original idea of having x-sales warnings written with same font color as its background I just came up with another brilliant way of maximizing profits.
How about having x-sale warning written in languages that customer can’t read! I mean, there is like 280 languages in the world, so lets say if you nab an American let him have x-sales in Swahili and add “it’s all good, you won’t be charged” at the end. That way when he glances through, all he sees is a bunch of gibberish and “it’s OK, you won’t be charged” disclaimer ! Clever eh?

nosey · 07-29-2008, 07:52 PM

AnniKN · 07-29-2008, 08:04 PM

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Black_Widow · 07-29-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AnniKN

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Excellent idea! Thank You.

AnniKN · 07-29-2008, 08:14 PM

No, thank you for these ideas!

Another important thing so visitors do not suspect you are making money off their signups, is to have loads of ads so they think THAT's what you're making money from. ;)

And also something I forgot! You can have them get x-sales after having joined and when they cancel each one too! It's pretty simple: at first login to your site, you have a page that says: "One time offer! Free pass for so and so.com Do you want it?" a single link that says ENTER and nothing else on the page but just you know... copyright, and a contact link at the bottom ;) works wonders.

Same for cancels: include checkboxes that need to be kept ticked - such as "I confirm I want to cancel" and mix the xsale in between ;) 50/50

Brad Mitchell · 07-29-2008, 10:48 PM

hehehehe hillarious

keep it coming

Brad

Nicky · 07-30-2008, 04:22 AM

[check box] I confirm I want to cancel my trial membership to blabla and sign a 3 day trial membership to blabla instead.

Now that's a niffty one :P

Reak AGV · 07-30-2008, 04:39 AM

Uncheckable cross-sales!!! Put them them in the terms of agreement!

Vick! · 07-30-2008, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Black_Widow

so lets say if you nab an American let him have x-sales in Swahili?

wtf is Swahili anyways?

Nicky · 07-30-2008, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

wtf is Swahili anyways?

A language spoken in many African countries such as Tanzania and Kenya

Why · 07-30-2008, 06:40 AM

please dont give the scum any more bad ideas!

tranza · 07-30-2008, 08:52 AM

Very funny pic!!

SCORE Ralph · 07-30-2008, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nosey

omfg... LMAO

Black_Widow · 07-30-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

A language spoken in many African countries such as Tanzania and Kenya

not likely to be known by American, eh? See how smart that is! Get French sucker and show him some Chinese stuff.

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AnniKN Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South of the border Posts: 1,682	No, thank you for these ideas! Another important thing so visitors do not suspect you are making money off their signups, is to have loads of ads so they think THAT's what you're making money from. ;) And also something I forgot! You can have them get x-sales after having joined and when they cancel each one too! It's pretty simple: at first login to your site, you have a page that says: "One time offer! Free pass for so and so.com Do you want it?" a single link that says ENTER and nothing else on the page but just you know... copyright, and a contact link at the bottom ;) works wonders. Same for cancels: include checkboxes that need to be kept ticked - such as "I confirm I want to cancel" and mix the xsale in between ;) 50/50 __________________ StraponCash \| HDPays Need affordable Photo Retouching, Video Editing, Design, Coding, Writing or Data Entry? 435-155-252 Last edited by AnniKN; 07-29-2008 at 08:16 PM..

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