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Compdoctor · 07-24-2008, 03:15 PM

This guy goes into a whore house and gives the lady at the front desk $500 and tells her that he wants a woman that can handle him.

She replies, go down the hall and its the second door on the right.

He does and just as they get started she starts screaming from the pain. He then marches back to the front desk and tell the woman that he said he wanted a woman that could handle him.

She says, ok go down the hall and its the third door on the left.

He does and once again the woman starts screaming just as they get started. Then he goes back to the front desk and she says I know I know you want a women that can handle you.

She says, ok ok this time go all the way down the hall and down the stairs, there won't be any lights so just feel around til you hit something wet and stick it in.

He does this and just as they get started nothing happens there isn't any screaming. Well he thinks, finally, this could work.

As he gets into it he shouts "Oh yea, talk to me baby".

She replies "MOOOOOO"!

ProducerCashDave · 07-24-2008, 03:16 PM

haha wtf

donkevlar · 07-24-2008, 03:28 PM

Failed..

Compdoctor · 07-24-2008, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

Failed..

thats true, should of been a donkey

Spunky · 07-24-2008, 07:33 PM

I dunno about that one man

tony286 · 07-24-2008, 07:35 PM

thats too funny

tranza · 07-25-2008, 07:27 AM

Funny joke..haha

Violetta · 07-25-2008, 07:30 AM

40% funny,.. lo l

pornguy · 07-25-2008, 07:46 AM

Ha. Not funny.

mona · 07-25-2008, 09:25 AM

That's really random. Why is a cow in a basement?

woj · 07-25-2008, 09:28 AM

heh ....

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-25-2008, 09:41 AM

lol thats great

gornyhuy · 07-25-2008, 11:36 AM

random and yet predictable.

czarina · 07-25-2008, 11:45 AM

come on, guys, it was pretty good

07-24-2008, 03:15 PM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Thursday's Joke This guy goes into a whore house and gives the lady at the front desk $500 and tells her that he wants a woman that can handle him. She replies, go down the hall and its the second door on the right. He does and just as they get started she starts screaming from the pain. He then marches back to the front desk and tell the woman that he said he wanted a woman that could handle him. She says, ok go down the hall and its the third door on the left. He does and once again the woman starts screaming just as they get started. Then he goes back to the front desk and she says I know I know you want a women that can handle you. She says, ok ok this time go all the way down the hall and down the stairs, there won't be any lights so just feel around til you hit something wet and stick it in. He does this and just as they get started nothing happens there isn't any screaming. Well he thinks, finally, this could work. As he gets into it he shouts "Oh yea, talk to me baby". She replies "MOOOOOO"! __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

07-24-2008, 03:16 PM	#2
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07-24-2008, 03:28 PM	#3
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07-24-2008, 07:33 PM	#5
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07-25-2008, 07:27 AM	#7
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07-24-2008, 07:35 PM	#6
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	thats too funny

07-25-2008, 07:30 AM	#8
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07-25-2008, 07:46 AM	#9
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07-25-2008, 09:25 AM	#10
mona Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mona = "female monkey" in Spanish Posts: 1,940	That's really random. Why is a cow in a basement?

07-25-2008, 09:28 AM	#11
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07-25-2008, 09:41 AM	#12
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07-25-2008, 11:36 AM	#13
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07-25-2008, 11:45 AM	#14
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	come on, guys, it was pretty good