Adult.com is hiring again - GoFuckYourself.com

Lensman · 09-24-2002, 11:56 AM

With the impending launch of PlayboyCash and the launch last week of AdultPlatinum, and our upcoming secret projects, Adult.com needs more webmasters to join the Adult.com team in our Northern California offices. We have 4 positions open for:

<U>General Webmasters</U>

This is the position you've been waiting for.

1. These positions involve managing our extensive content production, including creating videos, buying content, building galleries, managing member's areas, etc. It is a lot of fun and we have great benefits.

2. Do not apply unless you want to relocate to the Sacramento area. Every time I say this, I get people applying who want to talk me out of this requirement, please don't do this. If you live outside the US, please do not apply because we cannot get you a work visa.

3. We provide relocation expenses and will assist with housing, this is an entry-level position with Adult.com, so keep this in mind when applying. Also, you are free to work on your own projects outside of your work for Adult.com, as long as it does not conflict with what we do, so these positions give you income on top of what you are already making.

Apply at [email protected]

Feel free to ask questions in this thread.

SleazyDream · 09-24-2002, 11:58 AM

damn - Being Canadian I get discriminated against all the time.

Exxxotica · 09-24-2002, 12:01 PM

How about offering a job to some of us less talented people?

I am good at sweeping floors, and dont mind cleaning toilets.
Im pretty good at cleaning windows too.

BradShaw · 09-24-2002, 12:01 PM

Lens since we kissed and made up, shall I send my resume?

Jakke PNG · 09-24-2002, 12:01 PM

I can work as an illegal alien, and live in a cardboard box.

shawcutie · 09-24-2002, 12:05 PM

I make a really nice chair....I would fit just fine underneath Eric...

Dawgy · 09-24-2002, 12:07 PM

can i be the office fluffer?

SleazyDream · 09-24-2002, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
can i be the office fluffer?

you can be my office fluffer.

Sly_RJ · 09-24-2002, 12:11 PM

I WANT JOB.

Smegma · 09-24-2002, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie
I make a really nice chair....I would fit just fine underneath Eric...

I would trade my Aeron any day for THAT chair!

sextoyking · 09-24-2002, 12:16 PM

Mabey I will send shawcutie a bunch of sextoys.

that should impress her

)

Sly_RJ · 09-24-2002, 12:20 PM

Well, not really. Me no go Sacramento. You should have moved to San Diego when you had the chance! I would have been all yours. I'm a great hat rack!

Jakk · 09-24-2002, 12:21 PM

Lensman,

If non-US people received a job offer, wouldn't that make it possible to get a work visa?

booker · 09-24-2002, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Well, not really. Me no go Sacramento. You should have moved to San Diego when you had the chance! I would have been all yours. I'm a great hat rack!

..and from the looks of your websites, you're a real rat hack ! ...just kiddin'

Sly_RJ · 09-24-2002, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker

..and from the looks of your websites, you're a real rat hack ! ...just kiddin'

Trust me, I have much better.

fnet · 09-24-2002, 12:34 PM

hi lens,

i'm interested, and just sent my resume to you.

([email protected])

DrGuile · 09-24-2002, 12:43 PM

I can always pretend Im american...

"Dammit woman, where's my gun and 2% alchool beer?"

Eric · 09-24-2002, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie
I make a really nice chair....I would fit just fine underneath Eric...

HIRED!!!

DjSap · 09-24-2002, 01:00 PM

quick question if i would marry a ugly american and then divorce after 24hours...would i still have a citizenship?

archer · 09-24-2002, 01:07 PM

if adult.com really wanted to hire a canadian, they could do so...it just might take a while to throught all the paperwork.

I'm not sure how long that takes. And don't forget it's entry level and with so many other american webmasters out there, adult.com might have difficulty prove they need this one particular canadian.

damn it all to hell anyway. i'd move!

Brent · 09-24-2002, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jakk

If non-US people received a job offer, wouldn't that make it possible to get a work visa?

problem is that the employer has to prove that there is no one in the US/or state that can do that job as well and as qualified as you.

its a fuckin headache for the employer.

shawcutie · 09-24-2002, 01:12 PM

SexToYKing....

Yeeessssss....that would make her HAPPY

It sucks being single

NoCarrier · 09-24-2002, 01:12 PM

I love wearing mini-skirts and making coffee.

I also love the cock.

Hire me.

onlyreal · 09-24-2002, 01:13 PM

No

Quote:

Originally posted by DjSap
quick question if i would marry a ugly american and then divorce after 24hours...would i still have a citizenship?

TeraBabes · 09-24-2002, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

HIRED!!!

Hmmmmmmm......

Me wonders if Cheshire needs a chair.

boneprone · 09-24-2002, 01:35 PM

ill be shawcutie's sextoy.

sextoyking · 09-24-2002, 01:36 PM

Bone,

No!!

I am here sextoyking

)

Rictor · 09-24-2002, 01:46 PM

Well, at least it's not in LA...Sacremento isn't a bad place to live.

JFK · 09-24-2002, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

you can be my office fluffer.

You go trough them like shit trough a goose! Isnt that the 3rd one this month?

Honeyslut · 09-24-2002, 02:40 PM

I get in trouble when I work in Rocklin

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
I love wearing mini-skirts and making coffee.

I also love the cock.

Hire me.

Sorry ~ that job is filled

Marcus · 09-24-2002, 02:48 PM

I've never applied to an adult company before.

What info should we include when emailing jobs-gfy? Are you looking for a list of url with sample galleries and sales accomplishments in adult only, or do you want to know past non adult work history also?

Kat - Fast · 09-24-2002, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brent

problem is that the employer has to prove that there is no one in the US/or state that can do that job as well and as qualified as you.

its a fuckin headache for the employer.

yup - I looked into this before when lens was hiring.
When I work abroad I usually have as a contract as a 'consultant' to get round this pish.

shawcutie · 09-24-2002, 03:25 PM

Boneprone if I didnt like your wife so much, you could be my sextoy ANY day of the week!!!

Besides...Eric has my hands full

Lensman · 09-24-2002, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
I love wearing mini-skirts and making coffee.

I also love the cock.

Hire me.

None of that matters, but you're hired anyway.

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
None of that matters, but you're hired anyway.

But if you give her your job what will you be doing??

jimmyf · 09-24-2002, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I can work as an illegal alien, and live in a cardboard box.

I thought you were 1....

jimmyf · 09-24-2002, 06:41 PM

am not sending any more resume's....

mastamindz · 09-24-2002, 06:41 PM

I am from Canada eh? But I have a green card. Will you still hire a Canadian?

snowpimp · 09-24-2002, 06:56 PM

lens, i'd love to get into your organization. i admire what you've done and especially how you do it. It seems like you have a very solid, profitable organization built!

but i'm not willing to take too much of a pay cut.....what's the salary range? how many people do you employ?

Va2k · 09-24-2002, 07:22 PM

chit im ready to leave this damn state Do you all provide child care

If so I will apply

TOm

PizzaGuy · 09-24-2002, 07:29 PM

Hey Lens,
I'm not too crazy about cock, not so much of an anal guy either.

But I bet I could feed the office with free pizza every Friday.
Oh and I like porn too

Friday · 09-24-2002, 08:04 PM

Quote:

But if you give her your job what will you be doing??

NoCarrier · 09-24-2002, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
But if you give her your job what will you be doing??

Who said I was a "she"?

I just wanted to be part of the "I love the cock" jokes that's been around here lately.

Cheshire · 09-25-2002, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Who said I was a "she"?

I just wanted to be part of the "I love the cock" jokes that's been around here lately.

Strap it up, bend over and Voila', you're a chick

Jimbo#1 · 09-25-2002, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Well, at least it's not in LA...Sacremento isn't a bad place to live.

Hmm, gotta disagree on this one, there are some areas of Sacremento that make even the worst areas of LA look like grandmas house!!!

Honeyslut · 09-25-2002, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimbo#1

Hmm, gotta disagree on this one, there are some areas of Sacremento that make even the worst areas of LA look like grandmas house!!!

Del Paso
Rio Linda
North Highlands

My view and I am 35 minutes from Adult.com. It's the 2nd county in the STATE with the highest star testing for kids..

<img src="http://balloonbabe.com/view.jpg">

amadman · 09-25-2002, 09:48 AM

I'm game if you will take me

-=HOAX=- · 09-25-2002, 04:52 PM

Cheshire's got my resume

Honeyslut · 09-25-2002, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Cheshire's got my resume

I touched it ! ( Your link )

09-24-2002, 11:58 AM	#2
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09-24-2002, 12:01 PM	#3
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09-24-2002, 12:01 PM	#5
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09-24-2002, 12:05 PM	#6
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09-24-2002, 11:56 AM	#1
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Adult.com is hiring again With the impending launch of PlayboyCash and the launch last week of AdultPlatinum, and our upcoming secret projects, Adult.com needs more webmasters to join the Adult.com team in our Northern California offices. We have 4 positions open for: <U>General Webmasters</U> This is the position you've been waiting for. 1. These positions involve managing our extensive content production, including creating videos, buying content, building galleries, managing member's areas, etc. It is a lot of fun and we have great benefits. 2. Do not apply unless you want to relocate to the Sacramento area. Every time I say this, I get people applying who want to talk me out of this requirement, please don't do this. If you live outside the US, please do not apply because we cannot get you a work visa. 3. We provide relocation expenses and will assist with housing, this is an entry-level position with Adult.com, so keep this in mind when applying. Also, you are free to work on your own projects outside of your work for Adult.com, as long as it does not conflict with what we do, so these positions give you income on top of what you are already making. Apply at [email protected] Feel free to ask questions in this thread. Last edited by Lensman; 09-24-2002 at 11:57 AM..

09-24-2002, 12:07 PM	#7
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09-24-2002, 12:11 PM	#9
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	I WANT JOB.

09-24-2002, 12:16 PM	#11
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09-24-2002, 12:20 PM	#12
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Well, not really. Me no go Sacramento. You should have moved to San Diego when you had the chance! I would have been all yours. I'm a great hat rack!

09-24-2002, 12:21 PM	#13
Jakk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 189	Lensman, If non-US people received a job offer, wouldn't that make it possible to get a work visa?

09-24-2002, 12:34 PM	#16
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09-24-2002, 12:43 PM	#17
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09-24-2002, 01:00 PM	#19
DjSap Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,869	quick question if i would marry a ugly american and then divorce after 24hours...would i still have a citizenship?

09-24-2002, 01:07 PM	#20
archer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,721	if adult.com really wanted to hire a canadian, they could do so...it just might take a while to throught all the paperwork. I'm not sure how long that takes. And don't forget it's entry level and with so many other american webmasters out there, adult.com might have difficulty prove they need this one particular canadian. damn it all to hell anyway. i'd move! __________________ Looking to promote uncut cock? Check out Uncut Cash. It rocks.

09-24-2002, 01:12 PM	#22
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09-24-2002, 01:12 PM	#23
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09-24-2002, 01:35 PM	#26
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09-24-2002, 01:46 PM	#28
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Well, at least it's not in LA...Sacremento isn't a bad place to live.

09-24-2002, 02:40 PM	#30
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09-24-2002, 02:48 PM	#32
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09-24-2002, 03:25 PM	#34
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09-24-2002, 06:56 PM	#40
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09-24-2002, 07:22 PM	#41
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	chit im ready to leave this damn state Do you all provide child care If so I will apply TOm __________________

09-24-2002, 07:29 PM	#42
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09-25-2002, 04:52 PM	#49
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