let us know what you do

Coat them in crazy glue

Thinly slice off the blade portion off of a few razor blades using a dremel. Then apply them sharp side out at slight angles to your caps using super glue. Then just remember to use a wrench when you decide to take them off or at least some thick leather gloves. Fairly sure they will only attempt to steal them one more time.

You're pretty bad-ass with an 8-bit guido plumber as your mascot.
Why not just throw a gerbil in that wheel and you and Richard Gere could be buddies.

-- apologies.
This thread is just too fucking ridiculous to not reply with anything else but clown shoes.
Sorry.

coat them in diseased cum....

coat the valve caps in AIDS

Do you have any clue as to how stupid you sound?

i sound nothing like like you!

Wow - it's fun to watch you e-penis grow.

Do you honestly think you're scaring anyone by "keepin' it real"? Between you and DMX... I don't know how I sleep at night. ROTFL

probably with your boyfriends cock cuddling as far up your ass as possible?

50 wannabes

Potassium Cyanide works wonders, a few crystals mixed with a drop of water then placed on the valve. It dries quickly and when they get it on their fingers they are as good as gone :thumbsup

beating up 3 10yr olds = 1 30yr old adult...kick all their asses
 

i was gonna say lsd but that is pretty nice:thumbsup:1orglaugh

Chase them with a machete, that'll do the trick

I still think that it's the point of it. Those little kids are thieves, maybe their parents don't know if they work a lot or the kids are sneaky as hell or something, I've seen it before! Get those little kids caught and get their parents called, maybe their parents will get their asses! Sometimes a pissed off Dad is all it takes to a dissuade a kid from stealing. I know, I know some parents are shitty and don't care but maybe one of theirs does. You wouldn't want your kid stealing something from someone and getting away with it, would you?

If you're going to troll, at least troll the correct topic. He's talking about the caps, not the stems. Like a fucking 10 year old knows what a valve stem is. You are living proof of that.

Record them doing ti then call the cops

Call the police after beat them!

2 words... Paint gun